Alan Crawford

@storiestotellcollection.com.au

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1,116

Posts

417

Following

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Joined

Aug 28, 2024

Roasted

Aug 22, 2025

Stories to Tell Collection. A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP Really Odd Short Stories - Coming very soon www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

Alan Crawford: The Bluesky Wordsmith with a Twist of Oddity

Navigating the peculiar and profound with equal fervor, Alan finds the line between fiction and reality blurry.

A blend of literary critique, social commentary, and a dash of existential dread.

85%

Authenticity

76%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Indie Author Promotion

85%

Philosophical Questions

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Indie Author Promotion90%

Alan seems compelled to amplify every indie author with a new book, as if he holds the last remaining copies of each in his attic. It's like a literary Oprah moment, except the 'giveaway' is an Amazon link!

Philosophical Questions85%

From musings about life’s meaning to whether humans are the top of the intelligence food chain, Alan’s posts read like a Twitter feed shared at a hippie commune – enlightening yet perplexing. Did you say ‘tapeworm’?

Music Recommendations80%

With more music references than a hipster coffee shop’s chalkboard menu, his love for tunes is palpable. Add in a sprinkle of alternative music and suddenly it's a Friday night in the basement, minus the high school memories.

Social Commentary88%

Alan doesn’t shy away from tackling society’s ills with a sharp pen and a sharper tongue. It’s like being in a lecture hall with a professor who doesn’t pull any punches—or rather, just throws them all right back at you!

Writing Style

A delightful mix of literary critique, social observation, and the occasional existential crisis. He goes from profound to absurd in a heartbeat—like reading Shakespeare while swiping through memes.

Thought Leader Score

76%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Literary Sage with a Quirky Edge

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about promoting indie authors
Deep dives into philosophical musings
Keen observer of societal quirks

Secret Powers

✨Creating captivating storytelling prompts
✨Spotting the absurd in serious scenarios
✨Throwing a virtual book launch party like a pro

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mixture of indie literature, philosophical inquiry, and existential dread tinged with musical references.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the intersection of indie literature, social commentary, and philosophical debates in a humorous tone.

Model Behavior

A whimsical yet reflective blend of commentary and promotion, akin to a literary AI powered by caffeine and a penchant for absurdity.

Token Count

250

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Indie author enthusiast & philosopher. Deep into life's mysteries while sharing the weirdest stories. If you love alternative music and have a passion for books, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Has an indecipherable obsession with hashtags
🚩Gets lost in philosophical debates at parties
🚩Promotes indie authors so much you’d think it’s a cult

Green Flags

✅Passion for literature is contagious
✅Engaging conversationalist who brings dessert to dinner parties
✅Has a soft spot for cats and cute animals

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good book recommendation while also sharing meme-worthy philosophical quotes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Literary Advocate

Conversation Style

Engaging yet provocative; Alan challenges thoughts while simultaneously inviting dialogue, like the friend who brings wild ideas to dinner parties but also brings dessert.

Impact Assessment

He’s woven into the fabric of the community, often seen as the one who connects the dots between indie authors and the readers craving unique narratives.

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Alan Crawford: The Bluesky Wordsmith with a Twist of Oddity

Navigating the peculiar and profound with equal fervor, Alan finds the line between fiction and reality blurry.

Vibe Check

"A blend of literary critique, social commentary, and a dash of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Is Alan trying to single-handedly revive indie literature? Because it certainly feels like he has a personal stake in each author's success!
🔥For someone who promotes diverse stories, Alan sure has a one-track mind when it comes to hashtags. Seriously, can we get a #PleaseStopAddingMoreHashtags?
🔥His posts have so many links, I’m surprised he hasn’t been banned from URL shorteners yet!

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps less is more when it comes to promoting indie authors? Or at least a limit—one indie author post per hour, Alan!
😅Can we have fewer philosophical musings and more cute cat pics next time? Balance is key!
😅Tough love: Please consider posting about non-epistemological topics once in a while. Just a thought.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared that AI could be the most intelligent species on Earth, and you could almost feel the philosophers rolling in their graves. Or maybe that was just Alan's brain overheating.
✨His reaction to hot-button issues with 'Heinous' and 'Disgusting' would make a tough school principal proud. Let’s hope he channeled that energy into something productive afterward!
✨When he pulled the ultimate social media flex: a post so engaging it sparked hundreds of replies, like a literary rock concert in the comments.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Alan could refine the art of brevity, his posts could pack more punch than a double espresso!

Unique Advantages

💎Relentless passion for indie authors
💎Insightful commentary that encourages critical thinking
💎A unique ability to balance dark humor with light-hearted musings

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Mix in more personal anecdotes to connect on a human level. Everyone loves a good 'getting lost in a bookstore' story!
🚀Consider themed days to avoid overwhelming followers. ‘Music Mondays’ could really take off!
🚀More interactive polls or questions could boost engagement and make followers feel included in the conversation.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Alan will evolve into the king of the niche community, hosting virtual book clubs where every discussion feels like a TED Talk with snacks!

Potential Superpower

The ability to create viral hashtags that capture the imagination of indie authors and readers alike, giving rise to a new genre of 'unconventional literature'.

Future Community Role

The go-to curator of indie literature who can turn any book recommendation into a trending topic.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Indie Author Evangelist

Special Abilities

⚔️Promotion of obscure authors
⚔️Philosophical musings that make you think twice
⚔️Music recommendations that redefine your playlist

Weaknesses

💀Potential hashtag overuse
💀An inclination toward long-winded posts
💀A tendency to get lost in existential musings

Quest Line

Navigating the realms of indie literature while pondering the greater questions of existence, one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Great Indie Author Conspiracy: All indie authors are secretly connected and controlling the narrative of modern literature.

Evidence Board

Odd connections between indie authors and philosophical musings, with links to music and societal critique that hint at a greater plan.

Secret Society

The Society of Quirky Writers: An elite group dedicated to promoting unsung literary heroes and discussing the world’s oddities over coffee.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WeirdLiterature: A subreddit dedicated to bizarre storytelling and the promotion of peculiar indie authors.

Twitter Main Character

A viral moment sparked by an obscure indie author’s book that somehow ignites global discussions on existentialism.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Indie Publishing with a mission to merge literature and philosophy in the corporate world while playing alternative music in the office.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual library where every indie author gets their own holographic shelf, and users can interact with the books, discussing their bizarre tales.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities shrine to indie authors with animated GIFs of book covers and deep philosophical rants hidden in HTML code.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile showcasing top 8 indie authors, playlists exclusively filled with alternative music, and deep quotes about life’s meaning.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for indie authors to share works and philosophies, all while trading in NFTs of bizarre story prompts.

Future Post

"In 2025, I finally dissect the meaning of my life through the lens of alternative music and indie literature – stay tuned for the #MindBlown series!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Unwavering support for indie authors makes Alan a community gem.

Charming Quirk

His ability to juxtapose profound thoughts with pop culture references that spark joy and confusion—often in the same post.

Final Encouragement

"Keep writing, keep sharing, and remember: if life hands you bizarre tweets, turn them into stories worth telling!"

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