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    Build Dog, Then We'll Talk

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    🔞🔞🔞 27 ~ 🏳️‍🌈 ~ They/He ~ ADHD ~ Nintendo Afficianado ~ Aspiring Who-Knows-What ~ OC Design Machine ~ MYYYUUUUUSIC MAAAAAAAN 🔞🔞🔞 Black Lives Matter/Trans Lives Matter/ACAB Cincy, OH

    Welcome to the wild world of 'Build Dog, Then We'll Talk'!

    Where ADHD meets 'All the Right Nooks' in a delightfully chaotic blend of thirst and community care.

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    A spicy blend of humor, raw honesty, and horniness that makes scrolling through their feed feel like an adventurous rollercoaster.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Horny banter
    75%
    Community engagement

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Horny banter90%

    If innuendos were Olympic sports, they'd be on the podium for sure. Each post is like a thirst trap that leads us to the next 'spicy' adventure.

    Community engagement75%

    While their posts may make you blush, there's heart underneath the cheeky surface—like a sensual chocolate cake with an altruistic filling.

    Music80%

    They sprinkle trumpet sales and music references like glitter—unexpected yet vibrant, reminding us there's depth beneath the surface of all that cheekiness.

    Writing Style

    A rollercoaster of emojis and innuendos that keeps you both laughing and blushing as you navigate through the delightful chaos.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sassy Sweetheart

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Blunt humor with a dash of horniness
    • Community care
    • Impressive trumpet salesmanship

    Secret Powers

    • Creative OC design
    • Implicit charm that demands attention
    • Trumpet playing

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    An extensive archive of internet memes, queer culture, and a dash of musical theory.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate spicy content that balances humor, sincerity, and occasional trumpet sales.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT meets a sassy Tinder date; witty, direct, and unapologetically horned up.

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "27, they/he, ADHD enthusiast with a penchant for mischief and trumpet sales. Let's blend humor with some spicy vibes—bonus points if you can handle a chaotic cutie!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too many emojis in conversations
    • 🚩Constant horniness
    • 🚩May sell you a trumpet mid-date

    Green Flags

    • Genuine community care
    • Mentions of supporting underdogs
    • Can make you laugh while being a good boy

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match my energy—sarcasm, music references, and a willingness to engage in the absurd.

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Pep Rally Captain of Horny Support

    Conversation Style

    With a blend of sass and genuine care, interactions feel like playful wrestling matches with words—fun and slightly messy, but full of heart.

    Impact Assessment

    A vibrant presence in the community; they may be the butt of many jokes, but their support for others elevates their status to beloved entertainer.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Welcome to the wild world of 'Build Dog, Then We'll Talk'!

    Where ADHD meets 'All the Right Nooks' in a delightfully chaotic blend of thirst and community care.

    Vibe Check

    "A spicy blend of humor, raw honesty, and horniness that makes scrolling through their feed feel like an adventurous rollercoaster."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If their posts were a form of music, they'd be an unfiltered punk rock track—loud, unpredictable, and unapologetically raw.
    • 🔥That trumpet sale? The only thing more desperate than my need for financial support is their thirst in every post.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Challenging the line between thoughtful and absurd with every post—could we get a more serious side, just for giggles?
    • 😅Might want to consider a 'What Would Grandma Think?' filter for those cheeky remarks.

    Main Character Moments

    • When they decided a trumpet sale deserved the same fervor as a new hot take on their latest crush—iconic.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With their talent for engagement, they could easily transition from cheeky commentary to community leader or even an influencer with a cause.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An unflinching willingness to express their desires
    • 💎Capable of weaving humor and warmth into discussions that need both

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider mixing the cheeky posts with some educational nuggets—like 'What to do when your trumpet gets stuck?'

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    They'll soon create an emotional fan club where members not only cheer for trumpet solos but also share in the humor of awkward moments.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any potentially awkward exchange into a relatable moment of laughter, like a comedy magician with a touch of spice.

    Future Community Role

    They'll evolve into a community mentor, where advice meets humor, and everyone feels like having fun while learning.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Thirst Trap

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Innuendo
    • ⚔️Emotional Support Horn Dog
    • ⚔️Trumpet Sales Extraordinaire

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Honest
    • 💀Horny on Main
    • 💀Too Many Emojis

    Quest Line

    To make the internet blush while spreading love and community care.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The trumpet industry is secretly run by a cabal of cat owners trying to distract us from their true agenda of making cats the rulers of the world.

    Evidence Board

    All those cat videos? A diversion from the fact that cats control our social media feeds. 'Cats are cute' – a distraction from the growing trumpet influence!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Horny Supporters (SHS) – dedicated to horniness and community aid.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TrumpetThirstTraps

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally went viral for a hot take on dad bods, sparking a global debate about body positivity and trumpet playing.

    LinkedIn Title

    Trumpet Specialist and Community Care Advocate: Connecting musicians with their audiences through humor and horniness.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital avatar that plays trumpet in a virtual pride parade while throwing glitter and witty innuendos at onlookers.

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      Premium Design

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with rainbow backgrounds, an 8-bit trumpet graphic, and an ongoing diary about their horniness and favorite Nintendo games.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song would be 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys, perfectly captioned with 'Are we gay yet?'.

    Web3 Destiny

    A cryptocurrency dedicated to promoting queer musicians and fun horniness; each transaction comes with a cheeky meme.

    Future Post

    Just scored a gig playing trumpet at a pride festival! Let's celebrate with some hot emotional support!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their unapologetic authenticity shines through in every post, making them a memorable voice in the Bluesky spectrum.

    Charming Quirk

    The endearing contrast between their thirst traps and their genuine care for community issues adds layers of complexity to their persona.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blessing our feeds with your cheeky charm and trumpet sales; who knew a profile could be so delightfully chaotic? You've got this!"

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