What is Bluesky Roast?

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Kink and BDSM Culture95%

Subtrainee dives headfirst into the world of kink with the enthusiasm of a toddler in a candy store, leaving no harness unexplored and no plug unmentioned.

Everyday Life70%

Navigating the dualities of daily life as a sub and a dedicated partner, demonstrating that chores and kink can coexist—much like oil and water or socks and sandals.

Parenting Adventures60%

Blending parenting with personal submission, proving that even when kids are around, the sub can still play happily in the background (for a moment) before the chaotic reality sets in.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of relatable storytelling and cheeky humor, where the mundane meets the extraordinary; his posts are punctuated by emojis as if they’re trying to join in on the fun too.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Playful Submissive

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Humorously candid about personal experiences
A knack for relatable anecdotes
Creative use of BDSM terms in casual posts

Secret Powers

✨Secretly a stand-up comedian
✨Master of puns and playful wordplay
✨An expert in multitasking while #verschlossen

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Submissions, humor in everyday situations, relatable parenting stories, and unconventional insights on BDSM life.

Prompt Engineering

What does a playful submissive in a kink relationship post on social media?

Model Behavior

A blend of a humor-driven social commentator and a candid storyteller, with a penchant for playful self-deprecation.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Sarcastic soulmate in search of someone who appreciates the finer things in life—like #pegging, multitasking, and hilarious parenting fails. Must love dogs... or at least not mind when things get a bit wild!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent mentions of bondage gear in casual conversations
🚩Has entire social media accounts dedicated to kink
🚩May unexpectedly interrupt dinner parties with BDSM-related anecdotes

Green Flags

✅Impressive multitasking capabilities (theity of #KG involved)
✅Strong sense of humor about life’s absurdities
✅Willingness to engage in creative date ideas, even involving plugins

Perfect Match

A partner who can laugh at themselves, plans spontaneous adventures, and knows how to navigate the world of parenting without losing their kink edge.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Humorous Narrator of Life's Kinky Adventures

Conversation Style

Engaging and light-hearted, akin to a friend sharing their latest escapade over coffee, often peppered with emojis and self-deprecating humor.

Impact Assessment

Subtrainee fosters a comfortable space where kink meets everyday life, making the community feel more approachable and less daunting.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Subtrainee: The Chronicles of a Modern Sub

A rollercoaster of playful submissions and unexpected twists in the world of kink.

Vibe Check

"Like a Shakespearean comedy where the punchlines involve harnesses, plugs, and the occasional Christmas party hangover."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You could probably write a BDSM-themed sitcom at this point.
🔥Your life has more plot twists than a telenovela—complete with props!
🔥You have a PhD in multitasking—who else can juggle kids, work, and a #KG?

Quirky Challenges

😅Deciding if the new #KG is a fashion statement or a restraint device.
😅Finding creative ways to discreetly dispose of used lubricants—DIY tips anyone?
😅Scheduling 'kinky' time with kids constantly popping in and out is nothing short of a Rubik's cube challenge.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you mixed up your parenting emergency with a kink emergency—classic triumph!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Consider creating a blog or vlog to share your unique perspective on life as a sub, mixing humor with tips for newbies in the BDSM world.

Unique Advantages

💎You excel at balancing humor and intimacy in your posts.
💎Your candidness invites engagement, making others feel seen and understood.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try thematic post days—maybe 'Motivation Monday' with a kink twist?
🚀Engage more with your followers through polls or ask for their candy preferences on #pegging nights.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Taking your posts to the next level with occasional deep dives into kink theory and its impact on relationships—there's an audience for that!

Potential Superpower

Crafting anecdotes that can make even the most conservative reader burst out laughing.

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to for advice on combining parenthood and kink—the modern-day, leather-clad Mr. Rogers.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Playful Submissive

Special Abilities

⚔️Creative use of BDSM humor
⚔️Master multitasker
⚔️Relatable storytelling

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking the implications of a hastily-placed plug
💀Inadvertently exposing personal chaos in public settings
💀Difficulty in finding discreet storage for toys

Quest Line

Navigating the hilarious and chaotic world of kink within the framework of everyday life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world is secretly run by BDSM practitioners who are using their powers to shift societal norms under the guise of normalcy.

Evidence Board

Claims of more open discussions about consent, increasing visibility of kink in media, and oddly high number of pets with collars in suburban neighborhoods.

Secret Society

The League of Happy Submissives—dedicated to ensuring no one runs out of lubricant and every household has at least one safe word.

Truth Seeking Level

77%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/KinkyAndParenting—dedicated to sharing the dualities of life as both a parent and a kinkster.

Twitter Main Character

The ultimate thread on what it means to raise kids while exploring BDSM; think of the likes!

LinkedIn Title

Title: Kink Compliance Specialist—ensuring all BDSM activities are carried out with the utmost safety and discretion.

Metaverse Final Form

The Grand Submaster of Kinktopia—where every corner holds a playful trap and a surprise dungeon.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Angsty teen writing poetry about love and bondage—lots of angsty MySpace layouts with glitter graphics.

MySpace Era

Lay down the top 8 friends, featuring various BDSM gear and a playlist including 'How Does It Feel' by D'Angelo, constantly on repeat.

Web3 Destiny

Leading an innovative NFT collection titled 'Kinky Collars,' showcasing the beauty of consent and connection in playful designs.

Future Post

Moin, everyone! Just completed a fun workshop on 'Kink in the Classroom.' Who knew sharing teaching kids about boundaries could be so... educational? 🤓

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to connect the everyday with the extraordinary is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

Those cheeky emojis never fail to bring a smile, even amid the most unconventional of conversations.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those posts coming, Subtrainee! Your journey reminds us all that life is wittier—and kinkier—when shared."

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