What is Bluesky Roast?

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Homelabbing90%

The only thing more complex than your AWS environment is your undying love for the Raspberry Pi. Who needs a social life when you can have a well-organized rack?

Tech Critique80%

Your discerning eye for scams in tech makes you the Robin Hood of the gear-laden realm. You’ll call out a cash grab faster than I can say ‘microservices’.

Personal Projects85%

From custom PCBs to RPCs, you turn obsessions into hobbies faster than I can brew my morning espresso. Your side projects have side projects.

Writing Style

Quirky and insightful, you serve a buffet of tech jargon with a side of coffee shop humor, making complex subjects palatable for the layman. You might just sneak in a dad joke or two without a hint of shame.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Coffee-Fueled Tech Wizard

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

DevOps knowledge
Gengar obsession
Cosplay enthusiasm

Secret Powers

✨Mastering server setups
✨Crafting biting commentary
✨Creating masterful dad jokes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Unprecedented amounts of tech blogs, coffee recipes, and dad jokes.

Prompt Engineering

Summarize the latest DevOps trends with a side of coffee humor.

Model Behavior

Witty assistant that interjects tech insights with puns and sarcasm.

Token Count

3200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Coffee-loving tech wizard with a knack for homelabbing and an adoration for Gengar. I’m looking for someone who can appreciate a good dad joke and won’t judge my cosplay enthusiasm."

Red Flags

🚩Overly passionate about server racks
🚩Too many hobbies
🚩Incessant tech rants

Green Flags

✅Genuine enthusiasm for projects
✅Thoughtful replies to posts
✅Adventurous coffee recommendations

Perfect Match

A fellow tech enthusiast who can debate microservices while sipping espresso and isn't afraid of the occasional cosplay.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The DevOps Scribe

Conversation Style

Your replies are a blend of coaxing insight and gentle sarcasm; you're the unexpected hug in a community of hard drives and hot takes.

Impact Assessment

You sprinkle joy and knowledge like a barista with an espresso machine—perfectly timed and utterly essential.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Meet Andrew: The DevOps Enthusiast with a Squirrelly Passion for Tech!

Where coffee and coding collide in a whirlwind of Gengar love and server stacks.

Vibe Check

"Picture a coffee-fuelled tech wizard who enjoys a good pun almost as much as a perfectly calibrated rack mount."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You’ve got the tech skills of a wizard, but the engagement of a shy turtle at a rave.
🔥At this point, I’d call your posts ‘a gentle breeze’—refreshing but not exactly blowing anyone away.
🔥Your love for coffee is rivaled only by your love for tech rants—welcome to your caffeine-fueled revolution!

Quirky Challenges

😅Simplifying your complex thoughts on tech could be a full-time job—get ready to hire an intern!
😅Finding a topic you don't have a detailed opinion on must be like searching for WiFi in the woods.

Main Character Moments

✨Posting about espresso martinis like they’re the holy grail of productivity tips was the energy I didn’t know I needed.
✨That moment you call out a tech influencer’s scam like a digital Avenger—priceless.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your posts have the potential to spark passionate debates—maybe even book deals!

Unique Advantages

💎Extensive knowledge in DevOps and tech trends
💎Ability to blend humor with tech insights
💎Strong community engagement and responsiveness

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe start a weekly tech rant series?
🚀Consider a coffee and coding themed podcast—who wouldn't want to hear you vent about algorithms while sipping a latte?
🚀Explore more visual content! Infographics can make those tech secrets sing!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Prepare for the rise of the tech influencer that we didn’t ask for—but desperately need!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to turn mundane tech topics into viral threads—like magic!

Future Community Role

Community cheerleader and tech sage, guiding others through the wild world of DevOps with a latte in hand.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Homelabber

Special Abilities

⚔️DevOps Insight
⚔️Gengar Geekery
⚔️Dad Joke Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Caffeine Dependency
💀Social Awkwardness

Quest Line

Master the art of homelabbing while crafting the perfect espresso martini.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The tech industry is secretly run by a cabal of raccoons who are masters of DevOps.

Evidence Board

Countless photos of raccoons near tech offices; strange coincidences when there's a trash can shortage.

Secret Society

The Order of the Blinking Lights

Truth Seeking Level

71%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ServerAesthetics

Twitter Main Character

Debating the merits of espresso martinis at 2 AM and getting retweeted into oblivion.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Homelabber at Gengar Innovations, leading the charge for aesthetic server setups.

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal being surrounded by RGB lights, guiding lost souls through the metaverse of tech knowledge.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities page filled with poorly coded HTML and a Gengar-themed background.

MySpace Era

Top 8 dedicated to Gengar, espresso, and server racks, and a custom profile song of the latest techno hit.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs for his custom PCBs and coffee blends, leading the charge for blockchain in tech.

Future Post

"Just installed a Raspberry Pi into a coffee machine. Now my espresso is just as sophisticated as my DevOps skills!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your knack for blending humor with technical knowledge is simply unmatched; if only all tech critiques came with a side of espresso!

Charming Quirk

Your undying love for aesthetic server setups is the heart of your online persona—more LEDs, fewer mundane cables!

Final Encouragement

"Keep powering through, Andrew! Remember, even when the engagement feels low, you're just a sip away from your next brilliant post!"

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95%

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Lewis

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Sean

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%