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    DePassage 🥖🇫🇷 🤝 🇺🇦 🗽🇪🇺

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    DePassage: The Modern-Day Herald of Ukraine's Struggle

    Expert at wielding wit and wisdom, with a side of international intrigue.

    "

    A blend of passionate patriotism and snappy sarcasm, all wrapped in a French baguette.

    "
    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Ukrainian Politics
    90%
    Military Support for Ukraine

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Ukrainian Politics95%

    Your feed is like a live news ticker of Ukrainian resilience, sprinkled with a touch of biting sarcasm. It's like if John Oliver had a Twitter account focusing solely on geopolitics.

    Military Support for Ukraine90%

    Every post reads like a passionate plea for global awareness, as if you're the world's most dedicated coach trying to rally supporters for Team Ukraine's comeback.

    International Relations85%

    Navigating the murky waters of diplomacy with the precision of a diplomat and the sass of a seasoned internet troll. It's like watching a political version of a cooking show, where the stakes are as high as the soufflés.

    Writing Style

    Short, punchy, and often infused with a sense of urgency. Your posts are like quick shots of espresso—strong, eye-opening, and leaving followers wanting more.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The International Watchdog

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Civic champion
    • Sarcastic commentator
    • Information aggregator

    Secret Powers

    • Improv comedy
    • Baking (French bread, naturally)

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of current geopolitical news, satire, and social commentary from Twitter, Reddit, and news sites.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging posts about international issues with a humorous twist.

    Model Behavior

    Like a sarcastic news anchor with a penchant for current events.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate advocate for Ukraine 🥖🇺🇦. Seeking kindred spirits who can swap political puns over baguettes and are willing to engage in deep discussions about global affairs (or just share memes)."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with international news (you might not get a word in during dinner)
    • 🚩Frequent use of 🔥 emojis that might be confusing to some

    Green Flags

    • Eager to learn and share knowledge
    • Expert at turning hot topics into humorous banter

    Perfect Match

    Someone who understands the difference between a retweet and a revolutionary act.

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      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

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      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

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      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Daily Briefing

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet acerbic, like a seasoned late-night talk show host who doesn't shy from calling out nonsense with a wink and a nod.

    Impact Assessment

    Your presence feels like a shot of adrenaline in a sleepy political debate, energizing others to join the conversation and follow your lead.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    DePassage: The Modern-Day Herald of Ukraine's Struggle

    Expert at wielding wit and wisdom, with a side of international intrigue.

    Vibe Check

    "A blend of passionate patriotism and snappy sarcasm, all wrapped in a French baguette."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posting in bullet points like it's an urgent memo from the UN.
    • 🔥Why use emojis when you can just express your feelings with 800 characters of text?
    • 🔥Your retweets could be a part-time job—the amount of content you share is astonishing.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Think about varying your post lengths; brevity is the soul of wit, after all!
    • 😅Sometimes silence is golden. Give us a mysterious post every now and then—leave 'em wanting more.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you broke the news about Ukraine's air defense like a dramatic movie trailer—who needs Hollywood?
    • When you shared that Ukrainian soldier's emotional reunion, leaving us all teary-eyed and ready to fight for justice.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your knack for storytelling and hot takes, consider starting a blog or a podcast—your voice deserves a larger platform!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎In-depth knowledge of geopolitics
    • 💎Ability to craft engaging narratives

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try incorporating more personal anecdotes to give your posts a relatable twist.
    • 🚀Experiment with multimedia content—videos, memes, or even live streams could spice things up!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect your follower count to continue skyrocketing as more people seek genuine, engaged voices amid the noise of social media.

    Potential Superpower

    Your ability to distill complex geopolitical issues into digestible bites—like a human CNN ticker, but way funnier and more insightful.

    Future Community Role

    You’ll probably take on the role of a community mentor, guiding the next generation of social media activists to refine their voices.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Watchdog

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Expert at political satire
    • ⚔️Sardonic commentary on global affairs
    • ⚔️Quick-fire news aggregator

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Inability to resist sharing every trending topic
    • 💀Obsessive retweeting disorder
    • 💀Overuse of emojis

    Quest Line

    Navigating the digital battlefield of international politics, armed with humor and insights.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The EU is secretly run by sentient baguettes advocating for global peace through carbs.

    Evidence Board

    1. High French pastry consumption correlates with lower global tensions. 2. Extensive grapevine-style communication among French bakers.

    Secret Society

    The Brotherhood of Baguettes and Global Peacekeepers—members receive access to exclusive toast recipes and international cheese pairings.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/InternationalBreadExperts

    Twitter Main Character

    An influencer who accidentally started World War III with a poorly-timed tweet about bread diversity.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Baguette Diplomacy, where every deal is sealed with a crusty handshake.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient loaf of bread wandering through digital France, delivering witty commentary on global affairs.

    PantryAI Logo

    Stop wasting money on groceries

    Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

    • 📥

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities site! Here’s a gif of bunnies with the latest on Ukraine, and don't forget to sign my guestbook!

    MySpace Era

    An epic MySpace page complete with an auto-playing song 'We Are the Champions' and a glittery background of the Eiffel Tower.

    Web3 Destiny

    Aspiring to mint the first NFT representing Ukrainian solidarity and a virtual baguette that emits positive vibes.

    Future Post

    In 2025, expect a post declaring: "Can we just put the whole world on a baguette diet for a peaceful future?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your commitment to advocating for Ukraine shines through each post, making you a beacon of hope amid darkness.

    Charming Quirk

    Those cheeky emojis—like whipping out a baguette when everyone else is just passing bread.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot and sprinkling your insights across the digital landscape! Your voice is needed now more than ever."

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    Creator

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