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DePassage: The Modern-Day Herald of Ukraine's Struggle
Expert at wielding wit and wisdom, with a side of international intrigue.
A blend of passionate patriotism and snappy sarcasm, all wrapped in a French baguette.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your feed is like a live news ticker of Ukrainian resilience, sprinkled with a touch of biting sarcasm. It's like if John Oliver had a Twitter account focusing solely on geopolitics.
Every post reads like a passionate plea for global awareness, as if you're the world's most dedicated coach trying to rally supporters for Team Ukraine's comeback.
Navigating the murky waters of diplomacy with the precision of a diplomat and the sass of a seasoned internet troll. It's like watching a political version of a cooking show, where the stakes are as high as the soufflés.
Writing Style
Short, punchy, and often infused with a sense of urgency. Your posts are like quick shots of espresso—strong, eye-opening, and leaving followers wanting more.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The International Watchdog
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Civic champion
- Sarcastic commentator
- Information aggregator
Secret Powers
- ✨Improv comedy
- ✨Baking (French bread, naturally)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of current geopolitical news, satire, and social commentary from Twitter, Reddit, and news sites.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging posts about international issues with a humorous twist.
Model Behavior
Like a sarcastic news anchor with a penchant for current events.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate advocate for Ukraine 🥖🇺🇦. Seeking kindred spirits who can swap political puns over baguettes and are willing to engage in deep discussions about global affairs (or just share memes)."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with international news (you might not get a word in during dinner)
- 🚩Frequent use of 🔥 emojis that might be confusing to some
Green Flags
- ✅Eager to learn and share knowledge
- ✅Expert at turning hot topics into humorous banter
Perfect Match
Someone who understands the difference between a retweet and a revolutionary act.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Daily Briefing
Conversation Style
Engaging yet acerbic, like a seasoned late-night talk show host who doesn't shy from calling out nonsense with a wink and a nod.
Impact Assessment
Your presence feels like a shot of adrenaline in a sleepy political debate, energizing others to join the conversation and follow your lead.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
DePassage: The Modern-Day Herald of Ukraine's Struggle
Expert at wielding wit and wisdom, with a side of international intrigue.
Vibe Check
"A blend of passionate patriotism and snappy sarcasm, all wrapped in a French baguette."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posting in bullet points like it's an urgent memo from the UN.
- 🔥Why use emojis when you can just express your feelings with 800 characters of text?
- 🔥Your retweets could be a part-time job—the amount of content you share is astonishing.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Think about varying your post lengths; brevity is the soul of wit, after all!
- 😅Sometimes silence is golden. Give us a mysterious post every now and then—leave 'em wanting more.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you broke the news about Ukraine's air defense like a dramatic movie trailer—who needs Hollywood?
- ✨When you shared that Ukrainian soldier's emotional reunion, leaving us all teary-eyed and ready to fight for justice.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your knack for storytelling and hot takes, consider starting a blog or a podcast—your voice deserves a larger platform!
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of geopolitics
- 💎Ability to craft engaging narratives
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try incorporating more personal anecdotes to give your posts a relatable twist.
- 🚀Experiment with multimedia content—videos, memes, or even live streams could spice things up!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect your follower count to continue skyrocketing as more people seek genuine, engaged voices amid the noise of social media.
Potential Superpower
Your ability to distill complex geopolitical issues into digestible bites—like a human CNN ticker, but way funnier and more insightful.
Future Community Role
You’ll probably take on the role of a community mentor, guiding the next generation of social media activists to refine their voices.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Watchdog
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Expert at political satire
- ⚔️Sardonic commentary on global affairs
- ⚔️Quick-fire news aggregator
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to resist sharing every trending topic
- 💀Obsessive retweeting disorder
- 💀Overuse of emojis
Quest Line
Navigating the digital battlefield of international politics, armed with humor and insights.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The EU is secretly run by sentient baguettes advocating for global peace through carbs.
Evidence Board
1. High French pastry consumption correlates with lower global tensions. 2. Extensive grapevine-style communication among French bakers.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of Baguettes and Global Peacekeepers—members receive access to exclusive toast recipes and international cheese pairings.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/InternationalBreadExperts
Twitter Main Character
An influencer who accidentally started World War III with a poorly-timed tweet about bread diversity.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Baguette Diplomacy, where every deal is sealed with a crusty handshake.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient loaf of bread wandering through digital France, delivering witty commentary on global affairs.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An epic MySpace page complete with an auto-playing song 'We Are the Champions' and a glittery background of the Eiffel Tower.
Web3 Destiny
Aspiring to mint the first NFT representing Ukrainian solidarity and a virtual baguette that emits positive vibes.
Future Post
In 2025, expect a post declaring: "Can we just put the whole world on a baguette diet for a peaceful future?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your commitment to advocating for Ukraine shines through each post, making you a beacon of hope amid darkness.
Charming Quirk
Those cheeky emojis—like whipping out a baguette when everyone else is just passing bread.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot and sprinkling your insights across the digital landscape! Your voice is needed now more than ever."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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