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    the rare mono lesbian transsexual currently trapped in one city & longing to exist in another. you can find all my creative shit here: https://linktr.ee/surtic

    JessmasTree.jpg: The Artistic Anarchy of a Trans-Music Maven

    Navigating through chaos with the grace of a caffeinated octopus, JessmasTree.jpg thrives on humor, creativity, and more than a pinch of sass.

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    Imagine a whirlwind of vibrant sarcasm colliding with deep introspection—welcome to the world of JessmasTree.jpg!

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    95%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Trans Issues
    85%
    Food & Cooking

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Trans Issues90%

    JessmasTree.jpg wieldingly critiques the world around them with the precision of a surgeon and the flair of a drag queen on stage, turning every post into a worthy commentary on visibility and identity.

    Food & Cooking85%

    Who needs a Michelin star when you’ve got a slow cooker and the chaos of lasagna descending into your mouth like it’s a metaphor for life? JessmasTree.jpg serves up culinary takes with a side of nonsensical charm.

    Media & Entertainment80%

    From scifi rants to music dissecting, their takes on pop culture are like a well-aged wine—complex, bold, and occasionally leaving you with a headache.

    Writing Style

    A beautiful mess, JessmasTree.jpg's writing is like a fever dream where culinary delights and social justice collide—but in a good way; it’s both entertaining and thought-provoking, laced with a healthy dose of self-deprecation and humor.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Intellectual humor
    • Culinary passion
    • Endearing absurdity

    Secret Powers

    • Musical composition
    • Unintentional comedy
    • Trans advocacy

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of social justice advocacy, culinary experiments, and pop culture critique.

    Prompt Engineering

    Craft content that marries absurd humor with poignant insights, focusing on LGBTQ+ identities.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT meets a passionate TikTok influencer—quick-witted, often deep, and a sprinkle of chaos.

    Token Count

    3500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Late-night philosopher who bakes lasagna to cope with existential dread. Looking for someone to share cheap red wine and chaotic adventures with!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently sleep-deprived
    • 🚩May go on 3-am rants about sci-fi tropes
    • 🚩Tends to overanalyze everything

    Green Flags

    • Funny and thoughtful
    • Loves to cook and share food
    • Advocates for social justice

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate chaotic energy and deep conversations over a nice lasagna.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Witty Dissenter

    Conversation Style

    Picture an edgy poet at an open mic night—sharp, engaging, and not afraid to throw a verbal brick at ignorance while simultaneously inviting others to join in on the fun.

    Impact Assessment

    They contribute to the vibe by keeping conversations lively, thought-provoking, and just spicy enough to keep everyone on their toes.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    JessmasTree.jpg: The Artistic Anarchy of a Trans-Music Maven

    Navigating through chaos with the grace of a caffeinated octopus, JessmasTree.jpg thrives on humor, creativity, and more than a pinch of sass.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a whirlwind of vibrant sarcasm colliding with deep introspection—welcome to the world of JessmasTree.jpg!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your sleep schedule might be more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers.
    • 🔥For someone who loves food so much, your lasagna post was disappointingly relatable.
    • 🔥Your critique of cisgender oblivion could seriously fuel a stand-up special.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes I wonder if you talk about food just to distract us from your sleep deprivation.
    • 😅How is it that you can rant for ages but can’t seem to find the perfect third section in your music?
    • 😅You might want to consider sleep as a hobby—just saying.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time you made a heartfelt announcement about your music release while still managing to roast an entire community was a masterpiece of irony.
    • Your chaotic energy in expressing longing for a city is both relatable and a bit concerning—someone get this person a plane ticket!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you could channel just a fraction of that relentless creative energy into daily life, you’d be a beacon of hope for lost souls everywhere.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique voice that passionately intertwines personal narrative and social critique.
    • 💎Master of transforming mundane moments into relatable humor.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider setting aside a day for self-care—it could inspire your best content yet.
    • 🚀More cat pictures with existential captions—your aesthetic demands it!
    • 🚀Try an online cooking class; your culinary experiments could use some professional grounding.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a podcast in the next year where they blend cooking tips with passionate rants about social issues—complete with wine pairings.

    Potential Superpower

    Your uncanny ability to create viral content through deep reflections on the absurdities of life might just turn you into a social media sage.

    Future Community Role

    As they evolve, JessmasTree.jpg might become the go-to figure for discussions on intersectionality, combining humor and education like no other.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Wordsmith

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Snappy Comebacks
    • ⚔️Culinary Whimsy
    • ⚔️Trans Advocacy Superpower

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Chronic Sleep Deprivation
    • 💀Distractible by Food
    • 💀Overthinking

    Quest Line

    To amplify the voices of the marginalized while mastering the art of lasagna.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly replacing hot chocolate with laundry detergent to control our happiness levels.

    Evidence Board

    1. Hot chocolate consumption has plummeted. 2. Sudsy bubble recipes are mysteriously popular. 3. My neighbor keeps asking for sugar for his laundry.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Overcooked Spaghetti.

    Truth Seeking Level

    65%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CulinaryChaos

    Twitter Main Character

    The person whose tweet goes viral for being too relatable about insomnia and pasta addiction.

    LinkedIn Title

    Executive Chef of Culinary Absurdity and Chief Visionary at Trans Creative Collective.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar who serves lasagna and critiques film plots in a parallel universe where narrative coherence is non-negotiable.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A MySpace page that screams 'emo chef' with a background of swirling pasta images and ambient music that sounds suspiciously like a microwave.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a top 8 that includes: lasagna, trans rights, and existential quotes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creator of a decentralized platform for sharing recipes while fighting discrimination—each like is a social justice activism point.

    Future Post

    'Just released my third EP! This one’s about the struggles of staying awake while society crumbles. Oh, and lasagna recipe below!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave intellect and humor is impressive—it's a style all your own, like a Picasso painting being interpreted by a stand-up comedian.

    Charming Quirk

    Your posts often read like diary entries from someone who’s both a philosopher and a whimsical chef, reminding us that life is best lived with a pinch of absurdity.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot, both in the kitchen and online—your wit and warmth are a recipe for success!"

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    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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    Creator

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