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    Living in Very Interesting Times, I am #BlueCrew #FBR 🔵 💙 Pissed off US Navy Vet, The "L" in LGBTQIA+, Living in Red Rural Georgia No CRYPTO No DM's No PORN, NO MAGAts in my casa, Express Yourself cuz I ain't no Saint💓🐾🏳️‍🌈 I got myionu👁️

    Susa: The Bluesky Bullhorn with a Dash of Sass

    Susa's feed is a vibrant cocktail of political commentary, heartfelt tributes, and the occasional dad joke—shaken, not stirred.

    "

    Imagine a fiery vet trading barbs with internet trolls while simultaneously mourning lost friends; that’s Susa’s emotional rollercoaster on Bluesky.

    "
    95%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Politics and Current Events
    85%
    Personal Loss and LGBTQ+ Issues

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics and Current Events90%

    Susa's posts read like a call to arms for the Blue Crew, armed with sharp quips that slice through ignorance while sipping on strong opinions. The engagement metrics suggest the audience is right behind her, ready to charge into battle!

    Personal Loss and LGBTQ+ Issues85%

    A profound sense of loss permeates Susa's posts on World AIDS Day. It's a reminder that her heart is as vast as her Twitter fingers. Expect tears and shares, a true testament to the power of shared grief.

    Everyday Life and Humor70%

    With one-liners like ‘Lady Ba Ba’ popping up between intense geopolitical discussions, Susa proves she has the unique ability to blend the tragic and the comedic. It’s like watching Shakespeare do stand-up comedy!

    Writing Style

    Susa’s writing is a glorious mash-up of heartfelt sorrow and unapologetic sarcasm; she communicates like a whip-smart poet with a flair for the dramatic, often making you laugh when you least expect it. And she’s got the emojis to prove it!

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Passionate Advocate

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Blunt political commentary
    • Heartfelt personal stories
    • Unconventional humor

    Secret Powers

    • Insightful political analysis
    • Crafting surprisingly touching tributes
    • Creating viral memes from angst

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Primarily political memes, heartfelt tributes, and rebellious rants against misinformation.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate humorously blunt and poignant observations about contemporary politics and heartfelt personal experiences.

    Model Behavior

    Like a politically charged GPT-3 with a flair for sarcasm and heart.

    Token Count

    512

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Emotional powerhouse seeking someone to share laughs amid the chaos of politics. Love animals and standing up for what's right. If you can handle deep talks and the occasional dad joke, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasional emotional rollercoasters
    • 🚩Obsessive quotes about Joe Rogan
    • 🚩Might wax poetic about lost friends unexpectedly

    Green Flags

    • Super supportive and empathetic
    • Deeply passionate about social issues
    • Has a unique taste in humor

    Perfect Match

    Someone who values authenticity, loves a good debate, and isn’t afraid to get a little sassy with the trolls.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Voice of Discontent

    Conversation Style

    Susa engages with the passion of a Southern preacher at a revival—intense, loud, and not afraid to call out the congregation for not following the good book of civility. Expect fire and brimstone!

    Impact Assessment

    Her presence feels like a lighthouse in a stormy sea; she brings clarity and a sense of urgency to discussions that many would prefer to gloss over.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Susa: The Bluesky Bullhorn with a Dash of Sass

    Susa's feed is a vibrant cocktail of political commentary, heartfelt tributes, and the occasional dad joke—shaken, not stirred.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a fiery vet trading barbs with internet trolls while simultaneously mourning lost friends; that’s Susa’s emotional rollercoaster on Bluesky."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Susa's love for Joe Rogan is about as clear as a mud puddle on a rainy day—good luck finding it!
    • 🔥With the amount of coffee she presumably drinks, it’s a wonder her posts haven’t turned into pure espresso shots!
    • 🔥Susa posts like she’s trying to win a gold medal in social media gymnastics—flips, twists, and every dramatic flair included!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Stop using ‘GOOD!’ as a response to every political post—it's like a caffeinated cheerleader at a funeral!
    • 😅Maybe ease up on the ‘#FuckJoeRogan’ tag—you're not winning his fan club membership anytime soon!
    • 😅Cutting back on emotional outbursts just before noon might be a good resolution... or not!

    Main Character Moments

    • The heartfelt moment where she shares about her late son and feeding a possum: it’s a scene from a country song waiting to happen!
    • The way she single-handedly takes down the ‘MAGAts’—definitely a crowd-pleaser!
    • When she dreams of her son and battles trolls; you can’t write this stuff in Hollywood!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Susa has the makings of a social media influencer and activist—imagine her with a podcast, mixing laughter with genuine social justice pursuits!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep emotional resonance in posts
    • 💎Ability to engage a following with humor and pathos
    • 💎Political awareness that resonates with a wide audience

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider sprinkling in more humor between the heavy topics—maybe a ‘Meme Monday’?!
    • 🚀Experiment with different content formats, like threads or videos to showcase her stories even better!
    • 🚀Cultivate a series where she celebrates LGBTQIA+ contributions—let’s see some historical flair!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Susa could easily trade in her keyboard for a microphone; watch out for her podcast that blends social commentary with her unique brand of humor!

    Potential Superpower

    Her ability to turn sorrow into a rallying cry for change will only grow stronger, giving her posts a legendary quality!

    Future Community Role

    In the future, expect Susa to be seen as a cornerstone of the Bluesky community—like a Starbucks on every corner, but with more sass and less foam!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Passionate Advocate

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Commentary
    • ⚔️Heartfelt Tributes
    • ⚔️Unconventional Humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Early Morning Overreactions
    • 💀Obsessive Joe Rogan Discourse
    • 💀Occasional Emotional Meltdowns

    Quest Line

    To wield the power of truth and humor against the forces of ignorance and apathy in the Blue Crew realm.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Joe Rogan is secretly a Russian operative sent to distract us with bad comedy and worse opinions.

    Evidence Board

    1. The sheer volume of nonsense he spews. 2. His followers' uncanny ability to dismiss facts. 3. The existence of propaganda in his podcasts.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Sassy Social Commentators

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalMemesButMakeItSass

    Twitter Main Character

    Arguing with alt-right trolls while being unfollowed by friends left and right.

    LinkedIn Title

    Social Media Strategist for a socially conscious startup, turning outrage into trending topics and profits.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual protester, organizing digital marches for social justice while surrounded by cartoon avatars of her favorite animals.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page full of glitter gifs and strong opinions on the 90s, with every post starting with ‘Can you believe...’

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 full of fellow activists, a custom background of rainbows, and an ongoing playlist of protest songs. Don't forget the glitter!

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT collection featuring artistic takes on political events—each piece accompanied by a witty critique and heartfelt commentary.

    Future Post

    ‘Just watched Joe Rogan’s latest episode. Still not convinced he’s a legitimate source for anything. Can we get him a reality check instead of another microphone?’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Susa’s strength lies in her genuine emotional connection to both personal and political topics, making her a relatable figure on Bluesky.

    Charming Quirk

    Her knack for blending the profound with the mundane—whether it’s a heartfelt tribute or a random joke about singing sheep—keeps her feed fresh and interesting!

    Final Encouragement

    "So Susa, keep roaring like a lion and gently cuddling the possums. The world needs more of your fiery spirit and big-hearted humor!"

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