Susie Rantz

@susierantz.bsky.social

Followers

1,506

Posts

387

Following

184

Packs

Joined

May 10, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Storyteller. Soccer Fan. Nerd. Must love dogs. I write for Sounder at Heart and do NWSL recaps for the Associated Press. she/her

Susie Rantz: The Soccer Sideline Roaster with a Side of Dogs

A blend of insightful sports commentary, heartfelt dog love, and the occasional Mullet reminiscence.

Like a soccer mom who’s also your favorite college professor, but with more dog pics.

92%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

88%

Soccer Commentary

85%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Soccer Commentary88%

Susie tackles soccer with the pen of a poet and the heart of a fan, proving that cheering for the Reign is practically a civic duty in Seattle.

Disability Advocacy85%

With thoughtful shares on disability rights, she educates her followers faster than you can say 'inclusivity matters'.

Dog Rescue Stories90%

Susie is basically the dog whisperer of Bluesky, connecting her audience to heartfelt rescue narratives that tug at the heartstrings.

Writing Style

Her posts are like a well-curated playlist—some serious tracks, some bangers, and at least one nostalgic mullet throwback that makes you question your life choices.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Advocate

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Dog Enthusiast
Sports Analyst Extraordinaire
Witty Social Commentator

Secret Powers

✨Impeccable Mullet Recall
✨Capturing the Heart of Soccer Fans
✨Crafting Viral Sobriety Messages

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Training Data

Sports commentary, disability advocacy, dog rescue stories, and enthusiastic social media engagement.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social and sports-related narratives while maintaining a lighthearted tone.

Model Behavior

Thoughtful yet witty, with a knack for creating engaging conversations around serious topics.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Soccer fan and storyteller looking for someone who loves dogs just as much as I do. Bonus points if you can appreciate a good mullet memory!"

Red Flags

🚩My dog comes first, sorry not sorry!
🚩I might go on a rant about NWSL stats.
🚩Beware: I might text you during a game!

Green Flags

✅Can name all the Seattle Reign players.
✅Willing to share your own embarrassing stories.
✅Loves cuddling with rescue dogs.

Perfect Match

Someone who can debate soccer stats while sharing dog memes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Connector

Conversation Style

Like a warm cup of cocoa after a brisk fall soccer match—inviting, supportive, and occasionally prone to spilling over with enthusiasm.

Impact Assessment

Susie is the community’s glue, bringing together soccer fans, dog lovers, and advocates with a casual tweet that feels like a group hug.

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Susie Rantz: The Soccer Sideline Roaster with a Side of Dogs

A blend of insightful sports commentary, heartfelt dog love, and the occasional Mullet reminiscence.

Vibe Check

"Like a soccer mom who’s also your favorite college professor, but with more dog pics."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If she were any more passionate about women's soccer, she’d be forced to take a knee during the anthem at every match.
🔥Susie's mullet phase: Proof that sometimes, personal branding is a slippery slope to oblivion.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to chill on the number of exclamation points after heartwarming dog stories—it's starting to feel like a dog whistle for enthusiasm.
😅Might want to avoid posting during the 3 PM slump; we see those brain mush moments loud and clear.

Main Character Moments

✨When she shouted 'Huerta Hive, rise up!!', you could practically hear the fanfare from the sidelines.
✨That time she dropped a heartfelt message about sobriety during the holidays had everyone feeling seen—like a post-match pep talk.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Unleash her inner podcasting diva—she could be the Nora Ephron of sports commentary.

Unique Advantages

💎Her honest takes attract diverse followers who enjoy a good commentary over breakfast.
💎Her blend of humor and advocacy makes even the most serious topics digestible.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more personal anecdotes; nothing says 'trust me' like a good old-fashioned embarrassing story.
🚀Dabble in memes related to her interests—Bluesky could really use a touch of the Rantz humor.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Susie will become the Go-To NWSL Analyst on new platforms, bringing her A-game and dog sidekicks to live TV.

Potential Superpower

A knack for transforming sports stats into relatable life lessons—move over, Malcolm Gladwell!

Future Community Role

The unofficial ambassador for women's soccer and dog rescue, possibly combining both into a viral hashtag like #KicksAndCanines.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Passionate Dog-Loving Analyst

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert in Soccer Strategy
⚔️Rescue Dog Storyteller
⚔️Sobriety Advocate with a Flair

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Exclamation Points!!!
💀Occasional Brain Mush Moments
💀Mullet Nostalgia

Quest Line

To unite the worlds of soccer, dog rescue, and disability advocacy, one heartfelt tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The NWSL is secretly run by a coalition of dog-loving aliens.

Evidence Board

Scattered reports of dog-like behavior in NWSL referees and coaches.

Secret Society

The Society for the Preservation of Mullet Legends.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/DogSoccerFanatics

Twitter Main Character

The one who predicted the NWSL's rise in viewership and single-handedly saved a dog-goes-to-soccer-camp charity.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Dog Enthusiast at Soccer Analytics Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual soccer stadium where every goal scored means a dollar donated to dog rescue.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Feeling blessed to live in a world where dogs and soccer intersect. Also, mullets are making a comeback!

MySpace Era

Profile music: 'Basket Case' by Green Day, with background photos of soccer games and rescue pups.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of iconic soccer moments involving rescue dogs, because why not?

Future Post

Just adopted a new dog! His name is Mullet. Let's kick some goals together!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her passion for soccer is as relentless as a last-minute goal in the playoffs.

Charming Quirk

She sometimes forgets her own box of supplies but never forgets to share a cute dog photo.

Final Encouragement

"Keep barking up that tree, Susie! If anyone can make a difference in the world of sports and dog rescue, it’s you."

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