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    Sort-of-scientist | She/her | SLC | boxd.it/5zzS9

    Taylor: The Sort-Of-Scientist with a PhD in Cursive & Chaos

    Between adventures in math, movies, and the occasional deep state conspiracy, Taylor blends the whimsical with the analytical.

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    Imagine if a bookworm and a stand-up comedian had a baby, and that baby learned to write in cursive.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Niche Films and Musicals
    75%
    Personal Anecdotes

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Niche Films and Musicals85%

    Taylor’s love for the obscure in cinema and stage rivals that of a hipster bookstore owner trying to sell you a novel by a 19th-century potato farmer.

    Personal Anecdotes75%

    Who knew a rebellious trip to San Francisco could lead to such heartfelt musings about life? Taylor, you might be the only person who can make a bird's nest sound like a personal journey.

    Math and Science70%

    Her love for math is like a romcom where she’s always chasing after numbers. Let's just say, the relationship is complicated but deeply fulfilling.

    Writing Style

    Taylor's posts read like a cozy coffee shop conversation led by someone who may or may not have just over-caffeinated themselves. It’s a mix of heartfelt sincerity and tangential brilliance, like a poet trying to make sense of a complex novel while wearing a sweater vest and sipping artisanal oat milk.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sentimental Scholar

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Loves deep academic discussions
    • Has a surprising obsession with cursive
    • Passionate about niche films and musicals

    Secret Powers

    • Crisis management with CPR skills
    • Secret life as a rebellious early bird
    • Impressive ability to weave complex narratives

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of academic articles, niche film critiques, and heartfelt anecdotes from the heart of a 'sort-of-scientist'.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create a thoughtful, yet humorous persona that navigates the complexities of life with a vibe reminiscent of a playful scholar.

    Model Behavior

    Behaves like a charming blend of an over-caffeinated literature professor and an earnest Twitter user.

    Token Count

    450

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sort-of-scientist seeking someone to explore the depths of niche films and math theories with. Must appreciate cursive writing and wine-fueled rants."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with 11th-century poets and obscure movies.
    • 🚩May get lost in thought and forget to respond for a week.

    Green Flags

    • Caring eyes (as told by patients), CPR certified, and a penchant for discussing revolutionary witchcraft.
    • Passionate about music and literature with a secret soft spot for musicals.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle deep discussions by day and wine-fueled Orpheus reenactments by night.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Resident Deep Thinker

    Conversation Style

    Engages like a curious cat, poking at ideas until they either purr or hiss back. Is there anything more endearing than a scholar who also knows how to meme?

    Impact Assessment

    With a gentle touch, Taylor nurtures the ideas floating around like wayward birds—offering insights one tweet at a time.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Taylor: The Sort-Of-Scientist with a PhD in Cursive & Chaos

    Between adventures in math, movies, and the occasional deep state conspiracy, Taylor blends the whimsical with the analytical.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if a bookworm and a stand-up comedian had a baby, and that baby learned to write in cursive."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You're like that kid in class who raises their hand to share their lunch order—adorably eager yet slightly misplaced.
    • 🔥Your love for math shines brighter than your self-proclaimed 'terrible' skills; it’s like watching someone trip while trying to impress on the dance floor.
    • 🔥Only you could make posting about being 'six feet tall' feel like a Shakespearean tragedy.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Perhaps it's time to stop letting 'posting has ruined my brain' be a valid excuse for odd thoughts. You've got to draw the line somewhere!
    • 😅Let's be real: your obsession with niche films might be getting dangerously close to an unhealthy hyperfixation... but who’s judging?

    Main Character Moments

    • The time you declared you were singing the hymn of Orpheus while drinking wine was like watching a modern-day Dionysus in a coffee shop.
    • When you shared your secret trip to San Francisco, I half-expected a ‘eat, pray, love’ moment to unfold.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Taylor could easily become the go-to authority for niche cinematic critiques; imagine the prestige!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Natural storyteller with a knack for engaging the audience
    • 💎Combines academic rigor with approachable content—like a friendly professor at the back of a concert venue

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider writing longer threads or essays; your thoughts deserve more than a 280-character cage.
    • 🚀Maybe try live-tweeting critiques of your quirky movies to find your true audience—let's see if they can keep up!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch out, as Taylor evolves into the quintessential voice of the niche film and math-loving community, leading discussions that could rival TED Talks.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn casual conversations into profound discussions, fueled by her risky yet relatable anecdotes.

    Future Community Role

    Expected to become the beloved niche film and literature critic everyone turns to for that perfect mix of humor and intellect.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Sentimental Scholar

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Cursive Sorcery: Writes with poetic flair that charms even the most jaded readers.
    • ⚔️Math Magician: Turns complex numbers into heartwarming anecdotes.
    • ⚔️Cinematic Connoisseur: Sheds light on obscure films like a lighthouse for lost souls.

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking every post until it bursts into an existential crisis.
    • 💀Occasionally forgets to hit 'send' on profound thoughts.
    • 💀Struggles against sleep deprivation like a knight against a dragon.

    Quest Line

    To bridge the gap between whimsy and wisdom, one cursive tweet at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The deep state is actually controlling our movie choices to suppress our love for niche films and musicals.

    Evidence Board

    1. The sudden rise in popularity of mainstream movies coincides with decreased critical discussions. 2. Cursive writing is secretly a coded language for the elite.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Cursive Conspiracy Theorists, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the letters we write.

    Truth Seeking Level

    69%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ObscureMusicalsAndMathematics: Where everyone shares their theories on why mathematical proofs are just musicals waiting to be staged.

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who caused a riot at a film festival by insisting that witchcraft should be celebrated, not condemned.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Cursive Innovations, revolutionizing the way we write by blending technology with artful penmanship.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate curator of niche art galleries showcasing movies that only three people know about.

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      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

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      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

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    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with sparkly cursive text praising obscure musicals and listing favorite math equations.

    MySpace Era

    Profile set to the theme of Les Misérables, with a glittery layout of mathematical equations and sentimental movie quotes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Founder of a blockchain-based film critique platform devoted to preserving and discussing niche films.

    Future Post

    "Just watched an underground film involving 11th-century poets discussing the numerical significance of their metaphors. 10/10 recommend!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Taylor's greatest quality is her ability to weave profound thoughts with a playful tone; it’s like reading a novel with delightful footnotes.

    Charming Quirk

    Her insistence that she is 'getting wine drunk' while performing the Dionysian Mysteries is a delightful quirk that brings a quick smile.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing your unique blend of insight and whimsy, Taylor! The world needs more academic rebel hearts like yours."

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