Find my #French #stories & #fanfics ▶ #Wattpad. I'm a FR & EN, #CatDat, #Leftist & #Geek. 37 y.o. #CisMale, #Gay, #Demisexual (He/Him). 🔞 This profile isn't appropriate for minors. Don't be weird in my comments, and I shouldn't block you. I'm not kidding.
TeddieSage: The Cat Dad with a Side of Dissent
Navigating fandoms, politics, and the occasional block button with flair.
Whimsical yet earnest, with a sprinkle of cheeky rebellion.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
TeddieSage brings a passionate twist to gaming discussions, showcasing a love for franchises like Dragon Age that is both heartfelt and eyebrow-raising, especially when he mentions characters like Dorian in a voice that would make any fandom weep like they're on the final episode of a beloved show.
His reflections on literature are as deep as a cat's desire for sleep—filled with layers of emotion and a dash of reluctance to share too much. It's a classic case of 'my art is too intimate for the masses,' or as he puts it, 'I just don't want the trolls to read my feelings.'
Teddie's posts about mental health come with an urgent call to respect boundaries, especially when dealing with parasocial relationships. The line 'learn boundaries and have a pleasant life elsewhere' is practically a mantra for his audience, and honestly, it *needs* to be embroidered on pillows.
Writing Style
His writing style is like a quirky café menu: a mix of comforting familiarities and unexpected pairings that leave you thinking, 'Did I really just read that?' Each post reads like a mini-theater production where Teddie is both the lead and the critic, often adding humor to sprinkle over the existential dread of adulthood.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Cat Dad
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Fandom Enthusiast
- Conscientious Critic
- Sassy Cat Lover
Secret Powers
- ✨Accidental Meme Creator
- ✨Indie Fanfics Author
- ✨Unintentional Therapist
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Gaming discussions, fanfic excerpts, mental health advocacy, cat memes, and boundaries on social media
Prompt Engineering
Generate a thoughtful and humorous commentator who loves cats, fandoms, and the occasional spicy take on social issues.
Model Behavior
Whimsical yet earnest commentary style with a knack for witty observations.
Token Count
800
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cat dad seeking someone who loves fandoms, indie writing, and isn’t afraid to engage with political discussions. Must be okay with occasional existential musings."
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly critiques the gaming industry
- 🚩Sends unsolicited spicy takes on a whim
- 🚩Has a love/hate relationship with boundaries
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about LGBTQ+ representation
- ✅Engaging sense of humor
- ✅Adventurous in fandom discussions
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the complexities of being a fan while also tackling political discourse—bonus points if you have a cat!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Sage of Fandoms
Conversation Style
Engaging, yet firmly playful; he has the knack for getting involved in discussions as if he’s hosting a dinner party where everyone’s awkward but loving it.
Impact Assessment
TeddieSage contributes a vivid tapestry of humor and insight that resonates deeply within the Bluesky community, creating an atmosphere where even the trolls feel a mix of caution and admiration.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
TeddieSage: The Cat Dad with a Side of Dissent
Navigating fandoms, politics, and the occasional block button with flair.
Vibe Check
"Whimsical yet earnest, with a sprinkle of cheeky rebellion."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If existential angst were a sport, Teddie would be the MVP.
- 🔥Teddie talks about boundaries like he’s a bouncer at a club—except it’s just a comment section.
- 🔥His posts could win awards for 'Most Unintentional Comedy' while making profound points.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Attempting to combine being a cat lover and a political commentator without triggering either side.
- 😅Finding the balance between sharing creative writing and dodging unsolicited feedback like it's a game of dodgeball.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Dramatically lamenting his cat man era while wearing a cat-themed hoodie in a sitcom-style reflection.
- ✨Posting a heartfelt note after a fanfic chapter, like he just unfurled the last scroll of a treasured scroll.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Teddie used half as much energy promoting his own work as he does critiquing the gaming industry, we might just have the next bestseller in our hands.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A passionate take on LGBTQ+ representation in fandoms, especially in gaming and literature.
- 💎A rare mind that makes fun of online discourse while also addressing the importance of mental health.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast—let's be honest, your commentary deserves a wider audience.
- 🚀Expand on your art skills; those sketches of Lucanis need to be made into a full-fledged comic!
- 🚀Host community discussions about gaming and literature—like a book club, but with more dragons.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
TeddieSage will transform into the ultimate online storyteller, weaving narratives that make even the most jaded gamers swoon.
Potential Superpower
The ability to defuse internet arguments with a single quippy reply while simultaneously promoting his fanfiction like a Shakespearean bard.
Future Community Role
Within a year, expect Teddie to become the unofficial ambassador of LGBTQ+ representation in gaming discussions on Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cat Dad
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Spell of Insightful Memery
- ⚔️Curse of the Constant Reblock
Weaknesses
- 💀Emotional Attachment to Fandoms
- 💀Overly Honest Critique
Quest Line
To find the perfect balance between being a beloved author and fending off trolls.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Publishing is secretly run by rogue AI programmed to suppress new voices in literature.
Evidence Board
A collection of tweets suggesting AI contracts, author contracts, and the unexplainable rise of half-baked fanfic.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Good Storytelling (SPGS)
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatDadsAndDragons
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally starts a riot over the latest Dragon Age release.
LinkedIn Title
Author and Cat Influencer at #LiteratureInThePaw-sitive
Metaverse Final Form
A digital cat avatar running a cozy café where all conversations revolve around cats and gaming.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with cringy fanfic excerpts, a top 8 dedicated to his favorite fandoms, and a playlist of sad songs about being a cat dad.
Web3 Destiny
Blockchain-based fanfiction platform where each story is an NFT, and you can tip authors with cat-themed tokens.
Future Post
"Just finished writing my first novel! It's an epic tale of a cat fighting for LGBTQ+ rights in a dystopian video game world. #BookRelease"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A unique storyteller who balances humor with vulnerability, making his audience feel seen.
Charming Quirk
His ability to infuse any topic with a delightful sense of whimsy, even when discussing serious matters.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your world, Teddie! Just remember: every troll is just an internet cat waiting to be ignored!"
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