🏳️⚧️ she/they 🦬 colorado buffalo, college basketball sicko, casual cinephile, chicago transplant, queer, leftist. that’s probably everything
Tess: The Quirky Hype Machine of Bluesky
A kaleidoscopic blend of sports banter, queer ambition, and cinematic musings.
A delightful mix of academic analysis and sports fandom, like if your professor went to the basketball game of their dreams.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tess has transformed sports commentary into a poetic battlefield, where rivalries are fought like wars. Each game is a theatrical performance, and Ohio State is the butt of the joke—bless their hearts!
Their movie critiques read like a philosophical debate, where cinematography gets more love than some leading actors. If only Hollywood had a Tess to consult on every plot twist!
With a fierce dedication to trans rights, Tess manages to package heart-wrenching truths with a comedic twist—proving that activists can have a sense of humor too!
Writing Style
A whirlwind of sharp observations, playful jabs, and intelligent wit that dances between sarcasm and sincerity. It's like reading a thoughtful think-piece while sitting courtside at a basketball game.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Cinephile Sports Fan with a Heart of Gold
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about sports and social justice
- Strong opinions on everything from film to politics
- Cinematic commentary mixed with athletic enthusiasm
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressively witty trivia skills
- ✨Connecting emotional depth with pop culture
- ✨Orchestrating engaging sports metaphors
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sports commentary, film critiques, queer culture, and humorous social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and engage with sports and queer issues with a blend of humor and depth.
Model Behavior
A mix of conversational humor and critical analysis, reminiscent of a witty friend at a bar.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🏳️⚧️ She/They | College basketball sicko | Casual cinephile | Queer leftist just trying to survive and make more queer friends."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasionally takes sports way too seriously
- 🚩My humor might be too sharp for some
- 🚩I might overanalyze your Netflix choices
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Can quote obscure movie lines
- ✅Great at trivia nights
Perfect Match
Someone who loves deep conversations about film, stays up late talking sports, and isn’t afraid of a little banter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Hype Person for the CUBuffs
Conversation Style
Snarky yet sincere, capable of turning even the most mundane sports update into a meme-worthy moment. Think of them as the unofficial mascot with a sharp tongue!
Impact Assessment
Tess radiates positive energy that’s almost contagious—among the people who follow them, sports are no longer just games; they're high-stakes narratives where every play has significance.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tess: The Quirky Hype Machine of Bluesky
A kaleidoscopic blend of sports banter, queer ambition, and cinematic musings.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of academic analysis and sports fandom, like if your professor went to the basketball game of their dreams."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If over-analyzing sports were an Olympic sport, Tess would be on the podium with a gold.
- 🔥Tess's posts sometimes read like sports metaphors in a literature class—where's the final exam?
- 🔥You'd think Tess could win every argument if they spent less time tweeting and more time at the games.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅As a self-professed trivia guru, maybe Tess should post more trivia questions and see how many sports fans can answer—spoiler alert: not many!
- 😅The need to find more queer friends is clear. How about hosting a trivia night and unofficially becoming the local queer events coordinator?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Their Thanksgiving post about Randy Moss single-handedly taking down the Cowboys was both inspirational and whimsical. Who knew sports could have plot twists?
- ✨The moment Tess proclaimed 'I’m 0-2 this year, guess I’ll go fuck myself' felt like the relatable anthem for every sports fan after a rough season.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tess has the potential to become a cornerstone of the queer sports community. Imagine combining their passions and creating a podcast! That would be fire.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of sports knowledge and queer advocacy, making them a vital voice in the niche of sports activism.
- 💎Incredible ability to engage with both the LGBTQ+ community and sports fans, bridging conversations that often don’t meet.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Perhaps a weekly vlog combining sports recaps and queer culture commentary would take their platform to the next level!
- 🚀Consider creating a series on Bluesky dissecting the intersection between sports and activism—like 'Queer Eye for the Sports Guy.'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tess will soon become a go-to commentator for LGBTQ+ representation in sports, blending insight with irreverent humor that keeps fans engaged.
Potential Superpower
Their ability to lecture passionately about cinematic failures while simultaneously live-tweeting a sports game could become their signature move.
Future Community Role
In two years’ time, Tess may be the unofficial online spokesperson for the CUBuffs, leading community campaigns and fostering engagement like a sports-focused queer manifesto.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cinephile Sports Fan with a Heart of Gold
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cinematic critique
- ⚔️Sports metaphors
- ⚔️Queer advocacy
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-analysis of everything
- 💀Existential dread during sports games
- 💀Occasional breakdowns over the state of cinema
Quest Line
Navigating the complex landscape of sports and social justice while collecting queer friends and trivia victories.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Sports are a front for a global cabal of cinema lovers who communicate through game scores.
Evidence Board
1. Athletes often appear in films. 2. Cinematic parallels to sports rivalries abound. 3. What’s with all the sports betting? Is it just a distraction?
Secret Society
Society of Queer Sports Enthusiasts (SQSE)—members meet to discuss movies and games while planning LGBTQ+ activism events.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QueerSportsAnalysis—where all discussions focus on the intersection of identity and athletic competition.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, Tess is leading a viral campaign to bring LGBTQ+ representation to professional sports narratives, sparking joy and outrage.
LinkedIn Title
Tess has a thriving career as a consultant for sports teams on queer representation, complete with professional memes.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar dressed in a basketball jersey and movie memorabilia, guiding others through virtual sports events while giving critique on their plays.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a top 8 that includes their favorite directors, sports teams, and a playlist featuring the best pump-up songs.
Web3 Destiny
In the decentralized future, Tess runs a DAO focused on supporting queer athletes and filmmakers, creating a new genre of sports cinema.
Future Post
"2025: The year I finally convinced the CUBuffs to adopt a queer mascots program — it's time to bring fabulousness to the field!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tess’s impressive quality lies in the ability to blend humor with critical analysis—a rare find in the digital age of hot takes and memes.
Charming Quirk
Sometimes their posts read as if they’re just as likely to quote a classic film as they are to quote a coach's inspirational halftime speech.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving your quirky narratives, Tess! The world needs more voices like yours—where humor meets heart on and off the court."
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