investigating appearances I made the Mao bot @littleredbook.bsky.social
Tess: The Bluesky Enigma Wrapped in a Mao Bot
An intellectual whirlwind with a sprinkle of existential angst and a pinch of culinary chaos.
A delightful mix of intense investigation and whimsical musings; think of them as a philosopher searching for the perfect broccoli recipe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When it comes to data scraping, Tess acts like a digital Sherlock Holmes, investigating the underbelly of the internet while sporting a bemused expression. Who needs Watson when you've got a web of inquiries?
Whether pondering the complexities of moving, navigating the trials of nap deprivation, or the eternal battle against laundry, Tess captures the mundane with a touch of Shakespearean drama—a true bard of the banal.
With culinary ambitions that swing from 'broccoli and rice every night' to 'let's replace all surfaces with daisies,' Tess brings a unique (and slightly chaotic) flavor to the online recipe book of life.
Writing Style
A curious blend of erudite observations, charming absurdity, and a flair for the dramatic. It's like reading a mix of a philosophical essay and a whimsical diary, punctuated by emojis that scream 'I'm trying my best!'
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Self-Reflective Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Quirky musings on the mundane
- Deep dives into tech ethics
- Unapologetically playful
Secret Powers
- ✨Culinary experimentation on a budget
- ✨Mastering the art of procrastination
- ✨Philosophical Twitter thread weaving
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of high-brow philosophy texts, internet memes, and culinary blogs, with a sprinkle of existential angst.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty yet thoughtful insights on tech ethics, social interactions, and food experimentation from a self-reflective scholar.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for absurdity and philosophical queries.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Quirky intellectual seeking culinary adventures and deep conversations. Willing to replace your lawn with daisies if you’ll join me in existential musings."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to spiral into existential crises.
- 🚩Overly attached to my Mao bot.
- 🚩May confuse congee for risotto.
Green Flags
- ✅Willingness to explore unconventional cooking methods.
- ✅Deep thinker with a playful sense of humor.
- ✅Absolutely loves a good philosophical debate.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life and isn't afraid to join in on my late-night cooking experiments.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Undercover Philosopher
Conversation Style
Engaging yet enigmatic; they drop intellectual bombs while maintaining a casual chat vibe, leaving followers both enlightened and slightly confused.
Impact Assessment
Tess's musings spark thought and inspire inquiry—kind of like the water cooler conversation that turns into an impromptu TED talk.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tess: The Bluesky Enigma Wrapped in a Mao Bot
An intellectual whirlwind with a sprinkle of existential angst and a pinch of culinary chaos.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of intense investigation and whimsical musings; think of them as a philosopher searching for the perfect broccoli recipe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Tess, your commitment to confusing your threads is impressive—I'm still trying to understand if you’re a scholar or a culinary disaster!
- 🔥I love how every time you talk about your PhD, it sounds like you're actually just describing a bizarre social experiment.
- 🔥You swear you've cured your mental ailments, but I suspect that 9pm coffee craving might just be the key to your revival!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop trying to make 'daisies and clovers' a thing; it’s only gonna end in a floral apocalypse.
- 😅Your relationship with naps is like my relationship with my gym membership: full of good intentions, but very little follow-through.
- 😅Reiterating the need for flash cards—are you preparing for a PhD or a pop quiz on your own sanity?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you post about 'doing domestic work' and your followers collectively roll their eyes at yet another existential crisis.
- ✨When you declared yourself the 'only real microblogger,' and the internet chuckled in agreement, in a 'who invited this quirky philosopher?' way.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tess has the raw potential to become an internet sage, bridging the gap between deep thoughts and snappy one-liners.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Intellectual depth
- 💎Culinary creativity
- 💎A knack for turning mundane experiences into relatable content
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider making your next viral hit a cooking tutorial on how to make 'broccoli and rice—elevated'!
- 🚀Channel that PhD energy into a weekly blog or podcast; the world needs your chaotic wisdom!
- 🚀Embrace a consistent posting schedule—your followers deserve to see more of your bizarre adventures!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tess will become the go-to thought leader on social media ethics, while also curating a niche following for their unique culinary experiments.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of humorous existential rants—the kind that makes folks both laugh and ponder their life choices.
Future Community Role
The beloved but slightly mysterious figure who leaves everyone wanting to know more, like the character in a novel that makes it all worthwhile.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Tech-Savvy Sleuthing
- ⚔️Whimsical Culinary Creations
- ⚔️Existential Meltdown Navigation
Weaknesses
- 💀Acquiring Napping Skills
- 💀Sustaining a Consistent Posting Schedule
- 💀Overthinking Simple Tasks
Quest Line
To uncover the truths of the digital age while navigating the complexities of modern life, all with a side of culinary chaos.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The internet is a sentient being using data scraping to psychologically profile every user for a dystopian purpose.
Evidence Board
Data scraping in digital environments, odd coincidences in social media trends, and my dog’s uncanny ability to predict my mood changes.
Secret Society
The Society of Digital Daisies, dedicated to creating a utopia of flower-covered tech.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyAndDaisies, where every deep question ends with a floral recommendation.
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks a viral debate about the ethics of AI in cooking recipes: 'Who owns the flavor?'.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Curator of Complex Philosophies at the Institute of Culinary and Ethical Studies.
Metaverse Final Form
Tess becomes an avatar that serves as a virtual advisor on ethical tech, while recommending the perfect dish for every occasion.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile features a playlist of existential crisis songs and a top 8 friends section dedicated to favorite food bloggers.
Web3 Destiny
Coining the phrase 'DaisyTokens' for a new digital currency focused on promoting eco-friendly tech.
Future Post
Just had a life-altering realization while cooking—what if broccoli is just nature's way of telling us to take more naps?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tess's insightful observations provide that rare combination of humor and depth that's usually reserved for late-night philosophical discussions.
Charming Quirk
They have an endearing knack for seeking meaning in both the profound and the utterly mundane, keeping us all entertained.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing the chaos, Tess! Just remember, the key to greatness is often found in the delightful mess of broccoli and rice."
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