Science Journalist 📰 & Fact Checker 🔎 @ScienceAlert 🚀 ❤🦇 #Nature, #Climate, #Health, #SciComm, #WildOz & Wildlife Photography 🐌🕷️ 🎓MSciComm, BSc. Zoology & Genetics 🐋 🌿 Views my own 🦎 🇦🇺 ♾🧠 🌈ally My work: https://www.sciencealert.com/tessa-koumoundouros
Tessa: The Science-savvy Social Media Shaman
Blending biodiversity with a side of banter, Tessa's feed is an eco-friendly rollercoaster of wit and wisdom.
A chaotic concoction of nature nerdiness, humor, and insightful commentary that just might save the planet (or at least make you laugh while trying).
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tessa tackles the climate crisis with the finesse of a yoga master on a tightrope—balanced yet making you shout, "Watch out for that polar bear!"
Her posts about wildlife are like vegan cookies; they may feel like health food, but they’re irresistibly sweet and completely satisfying!
Tessa translates science jargon into relatable gems, making her posts the equivalent of a TED Talk you can digest with your morning coffee and a side of clear conscience.
Writing Style
Tessa's writing is a delightful cocktail of science facts and sharp humor—think Bill Nye meets a sassy wildlife documentary narrator! She sprinkles in emojis like confetti at a party, making her serious points feel like casual chats over tea.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eco-Wit
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Science-driven humor
- Animal whisperer vibes
- Passionate climate advocate
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of witty observations
- ✨Unexpectedly skilled at engaging discussions
- ✨Wildlife photography wizard
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Tweets, science journals, environmental studies, and memes about nature conservation.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on environmental and wildlife topics while incorporating humor and sarcasm.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for science and a splash of sass.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate science journalist searching for fellow eco-warriors! If you love nature, witty banter, and can survive my emoji storms, swipe right! 🌏🦇"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can talk about crabs for hours
- 🚩Takes wildlife more seriously than humans
- 🚩Will drag you to a tree-hugging rally
Green Flags
- ✅Loves engaging in deep discussions
- ✅Appreciates wildlife photography
- ✅Excited to learn about science together
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my fast-paced, eco-friendly lifestyle and enjoys spontaneous nature hikes!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cheerleader of Nature
Conversation Style
Engaging, clever, and often laced with that delightful sprinkle of sarcasm that makes you want to high-five your screen.
Impact Assessment
Tessa is the friendly neighborhood scientist, nurturing the community with nuggets of wisdom while playfully poking fun at our collective ignorance.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tessa: The Science-savvy Social Media Shaman
Blending biodiversity with a side of banter, Tessa's feed is an eco-friendly rollercoaster of wit and wisdom.
Vibe Check
"A chaotic concoction of nature nerdiness, humor, and insightful commentary that just might save the planet (or at least make you laugh while trying)."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You say you're a science journalist, but are you actively trying to convince us that 'Bluesky' is a climate-friendly option?
- 🔥With the number of posts you make about wildlife, are you secretly auditioning for a nature documentary?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Engage your audience without using every emoji on your keyboard—let's give the paws and tails a rest, shall we?
- 😅Maybe try talking about something *other* than thriving ecosystems and adorable animals, just for a change.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you turned a simple wildlife observation into a poetic existential crisis, only to include a random crab duet.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tessa, consider dabbling in more multi-media content; your photography deserves a wider audience!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your ability to break down complex scientific concepts for the masses is unrivaled.
- 💎A natural at creating engaging discussions on urgent topics.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting live Q&A sessions to answer climate queries—your followers are ready to be schooled!
- 🚀Try out a podcast where you interview frontline scientists about their quirky life stories.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tessa's feed might evolve into a vibrant hub for collaborative environmental activism, connecting scientists and laypeople alike.
Potential Superpower
Turning the tide on public opinion about climate and wildlife topics through humor—call it the 'Tessa Effect.'
Future Community Role
A Central figure advocating for science communication and community engagement, the 'Dr. Dolittle' of Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Environmentalist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wildlife Whisperer
- ⚔️Science Translation
- ⚔️Emoji Overload
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-explaining
- 💀Excessive Empathy
- 💀Slightly Too Many Crustacean Posts
Quest Line
Defend the planet one witty post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Climate change is a front for a secret organization of pro-wildlife caped crusaders.
Evidence Board
Photos of suspiciously-clean forests post-environmental laws, questionable billionaire donations, and an unusually high rate of animal selfies.
Secret Society
The Society of the Surreptitious Squirrel—members communicate via nut-based signals.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/EnvironmentalComedy
Twitter Main Character
Arguing with a flat-earther about the existence of whales.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Eco-Friendly Ventures, where all the products are made of bamboo and recycled dreams.
Metaverse Final Form
Entwined with animated flora, debating with sentient trees on climate policies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
MySpace profile with glitter graphics, customizable backgrounds of rainforests, and a playlist featuring whale songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform advocating for wildlife blockchain, where every animal sighting contributes to climate credits.
Future Post
"So, we finally agreed to stop filling the oceans with plastic—who's ready for a butterfly party?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your genuine passion for science and activism shines through every post you make—it's hard not to feel uplifted!
Charming Quirk
Your ability to mix heartfelt advocacy with hilarious observations keeps everyone invested, even when discussing the fate of crabs.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dazzling us with your eco-wit! Remember, every post is one step closer to saving the planet or at least getting a laugh while trying!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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