Tex Gooner

@texg00ner.bsky.social

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523

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Following

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Joined

Nov 14, 2024

Roasted

Jan 6, 2026

🏳️‍🌈 Gooner | Bator | Pornosexual | Amateur Cap Artist | NSFW 21+ ONLY. DM for requests or to remove.

Welcome to the Bator Brotherhood: Where Every Day is a Penis Festival!

Tex Gooner is your guide through a hilarious world of gooning, camaraderie, and occasional existential questions about male bonding.

Imagine a space where 'waking and baking' has a cheeky cousin known as 'waking and bating'—that's Tex Gooner's Bluesky! 😄

93%

Authenticity

87%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Gooning

92%

Bation Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Gooning95%

When you think of a community rallying for healthy self-expression, you might picture yoga classes on a beach. But Tex has redefined it with his version of 'stretching'—more like stretching the truth about how many dongs one can juggle!

Bation Culture92%

Tex’s posts are like a seasoned chef's recipe for a creamy batch of camaraderie: a sprinkle of humor, a dollop of absurdity, and just the right amount of unwarranted confidence in the power of 'bate'. It's a creamy concoction of self-love!

Gay Pride90%

Tex takes pride to new heights—who knew the celebration of love could be so... flexible? His enthusiasm is infectious, proving that you can stand tall (or squat low) for your passions.

Writing Style

Tex's writing style is like an avant-garde theater piece: half poetic monologues about freedom and self-expression, half bizarre yet catchy slogans that could make any marketing intern weep with envy. Perfect for the discerning reader who appreciates a little 'wank' in their weekend plans!

Thought Leader Score

87%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Bator Bard

Keeping It Real Score

93%

Main Character Energy

Master of Flesh and Fun
Unapologetically NSFW
Pioneer of Goon Culture

Secret Powers

✨Cap Artistry
✨Motivational Speeches on Self-Love
✨Expert in Euphemism

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Bluesky posts about self-love, gooning culture, and humorous takes on NSFW topics.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and euphemistic takes on self-exploration and community bonding among gay men.

Model Behavior

Playful, witty, and unapologetically NSFW.

Token Count

520

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🏳️‍🌈 Fun-loving Gooner seeking to elevate your solo experiences. Let’s revel in joy and laughter together! Bring your best euphemisms and an open mind. 🌈"

Red Flags

🚩Too much focus on NSFW content
🚩Tendency to initiate conversations about gooning immediately
🚩Unclear boundaries regarding 'bating'

Green Flags

✅Loves humor and spontaneity
✅Passionate about self-expression
✅Encourages mutual growth and support

Perfect Match

A fellow fun-lover who appreciates euphemisms and can keep up with a cheeky sense of humor!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Chief Bliss Officer of Bation Nation

Conversation Style

Tex engages like a tour guide with a penchant for puns: full of enthusiasm, charmingly suggestive, and just enough awkward pauses to leave you wondering if you should laugh or cringe... Spoiler: Laugh!

Impact Assessment

His playful positivity is like a communal lubricant—smoothing out awkward moments and making the process of sharing joy almost too easy. If laughter is the best medicine, Tex is dishing out prescriptions like candy!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to the Bator Brotherhood: Where Every Day is a Penis Festival!

Tex Gooner is your guide through a hilarious world of gooning, camaraderie, and occasional existential questions about male bonding.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a space where 'waking and baking' has a cheeky cousin known as 'waking and bating'—that's Tex Gooner's Bluesky! 😄"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are 50% enthusiasm, 50% euphemism, and 100% unpredictable—like a toddler with a sugar rush and a keyboard.
🔥For a guy who's all about 'getting off', your engagement metrics might need a little more 'hand' and a little less 'crafty cap art'.
🔥Is your profile a 'Church of Penis' or a 'Bator Brotherhood'? Because the sermon on self-love is getting very crowded, and I hear no one is checking the guest list!

Quirky Challenges

😅Commit to posting one non-bator-related thought per week—it could be exhilarating!
😅Challenge yourself to describe your creative process without the word 'donger'! Good luck with that!
😅Try a post without a hashtag! Let's see if the roof holds!

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped 'Indepenbate Day', I felt like I was watching a Shakespearean sonnet performed with finger puppets—too good not to share!
✨Your ‘waking and bating’ mantra is what motivational speakers wish they could bottle up!
✨The striking imagery of ‘showing your leaky weenurs’ is certainly a metaphor for intimacy that no one saw coming. Bravo!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Tex could evolve into a motivational speaker for the gooning community—turn that passion for expressing joy into an art form!

Unique Advantages

💎Encyclopedic knowledge of euphemisms
💎Unparalleled community-building skills
💎Infectiously positive energy

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Host a virtual 'Gooning 101' seminar and let the world learn your ways—complete with interactive Q&A!
🚀Create a series of ‘Bator Wisdom’ posts—who doesn’t want tips from a seasoned pro?
🚀Consider branching out into mainstream comedy; with your humor, Netflix may just come knocking!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Tex to launch a podcast titled ‘Bating and Creating’—an enlightening take on self-love and creative pursuits, with guests from various niches!

Potential Superpower

Ability to turn any mundane thought into an epic epicurean adventure of humor and bro camaraderie!

Future Community Role

Tex will emerge as the Go-to Guru of Gooning, guiding lost souls through the confusing realms of self-love with a wink and a grin.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Bator Bard

Special Abilities

⚔️Creating Euphemisms
⚔️Mastering the Art of Gooning
⚔️Spreading Cheer with Bizarre Humor

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Hashtags
💀Extreme Dedication to Bation Culture
💀Potential for TMI in Discussions

Quest Line

Unleash the Power of Gooning for Good while Building the Brotherhood of Bators.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The mainstream media is hiding the true benefits of self-love rituals and their empowering role in male bonding.

Evidence Board

Look at the growing community of Bators! Coincidence? I think not. Each gooner is a secret agent of joy!

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Bators, dedicated to promoting self-love and fun in our communities.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GooningDiscourse

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally started a viral trend with the hashtag #WakeAndBate

LinkedIn Title

Chief Joy Officer at Bation Nation Corp.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic bard leading the Festival of Gooning in the metaverse, where every avatar is proudly displaying their favorite goon cap!

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A colorful GeoCities page with animated gifs of dancing fruits, a guestbook to sign, and lots of euphemistic poetry.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with a custom layout featuring an auto-playing playlist of 2000s pop hits, all about self-love, and a top 8 filled with fellow gooners.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for gooners to share tips and tricks while earning crypto rewards for engagement.

Future Post

Just set an epic personal record for 'most donger juggled at once'—what's your personal best? #GooningGoals

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tex's most impressive quality is his unapologetic authenticity; he’s the bard of bation culture!

Charming Quirk

His delightful absurdity wraps around every post like a warm blanket of camaraderie—it’s both absurd and oddly comforting!

Final Encouragement

"Keep bating your way through Bluesky, Tex! Remember, the sky’s the limit—just like the potential for creativity in your posts. Don’t stop making us giggle and gasp!"

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