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    Käpt'n Rakete aka Severin Rosenberger

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    Wut-Segler. Schreibt Gags fürs Fernsehen, Stimme der Seitenblicke, Bundesminister für Umvolkung und sonst auch ziemlich unnütz. OTK Ultra. Im Winter Kartoffelpüree.

    Political Comedy Captain: All Aboard the Rant Ship!

    A master of sharp political humor and absurd observations, navigating the choppy waters of social media like a pro.

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    A wild mix of satire, social critique, and the occasional bizarre thought that leaves you both laughing and questioning your reality.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    German Politics
    85%
    Societal Critique

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    German Politics90%

    Every post reads like a live commentary to a political soap opera, where the plot twists are more shocking than anyone could imagine!

    Societal Critique85%

    The rants are like a fine wine—full-bodied and leaves you with a bitter aftertaste that makes you question every group dinner you've ever attended.

    Bizarre Realities75%

    From turning Advent wreaths into social commentary to picturing Robert Habeck in a satin robe, the absurd often eclipses reason here.

    Writing Style

    A beautifully chaotic blend of dark humor, biting sarcasm, and bizarre imagery that often feels like you're reading Kafka on a bad acid trip.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Political Satirist with a Side of Surrealism

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Savage wit
    • Unfiltered rants
    • Complex metaphors

    Secret Powers

    • Impersonating politicians
    • Creating absurd app ideas

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mixture of political discourse, absurd humor, and surreal observations, peppered with dark humor and societal critique.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate responses filled with satirical commentary, surreal metaphors, and sharp wit about current socio-political issues.

    Model Behavior

    Behaves like a hybrid of the ever-cynical GPT-4 and a stand-up comic with a penchant for existential absurdity.

    Token Count

    500

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Sarcastic political satirist with a penchant for absurdity and bizarre observations. If you can handle intense rants about the state of society while laughing at my bizarre thoughts, we might just get along!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to overanalyze social situations
    • 🚩Occasional extreme cynicism
    • 🚩Might roast you for fun

    Green Flags

    • Sharp wit and humor
    • Passionate about social justice
    • Unashamedly absurd

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys dark humor and understands the bizarre nature of our reality, and can handle political rants over coffee.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Chief Troublemaker and Satire Specialist

    Conversation Style

    Sharp, direct, and unafraid to throw down the gauntlet—everyone's either laughing or clutching their pearls!

    Impact Assessment

    A wild card that keeps the community lively and engaged, always ready to challenge the status quo and stir the pot.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Political Comedy Captain: All Aboard the Rant Ship!

    A master of sharp political humor and absurd observations, navigating the choppy waters of social media like a pro.

    Vibe Check

    "A wild mix of satire, social critique, and the occasional bizarre thought that leaves you both laughing and questioning your reality."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts could be a high-stakes game of 'Who Can Be More Cynical?' and spoiler alert: you keep winning!
    • 🔥You act like your thoughts are hot takes, but sometimes they’re just lukewarm leftovers from 2020's political discourse.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Perhaps tone it down to 11 instead of cranking it to a full 12 in every post? Balance is an art, not just a Twitter aesthetic.
    • 😅Posting a meme about Excel doesn't quite hold a flame to your cutting political satire—let's see more absurdist math humor!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared rosters of politicians like they were pop stars on a world tour—'This week’s special: Scholz and Lindner in a duet of despair!'
    • Your Advent wreath stroll has reached a level of self-awareness that qualifies you for philosopher status, or at least a quirky indie film.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you channeled your passions into a weekly satirical video series, you could be the next big thing in political commentary.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An uncanny ability to blend everyday absurdities with serious topics
    • 💎A knack for creating viral content that’s as thought-provoking as it is entertaining

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider launching a podcast titled 'Rants & Riddles,' where you dissect current events with a side of absurdity.
    • 🚀How about trying to write a satirical column? Print media is still in the game, and your style would fit perfectly.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Käpt'n Rakete to evolve into a meme lord, where every post becomes the next viral sensation.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to make even the most mundane political events seem like they belong in a surreal comedy sketch.

    Future Community Role

    You might soon become the go-to voice for meme-worthy political commentary, inspiring a generation of political satirists!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Political Satirist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Biting Sarcasm
    • ⚔️Unfiltered Political Rants
    • ⚔️Absurdist Imagery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Cynical Tone
    • 💀Tendency to Dive into Bizarre Thoughts
    • 💀Inability to Resist Punching Up

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of political absurdity while crafting the perfect roast for every occasion.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    There's a secret cabal of politicians who are actually just bored improv actors.

    Evidence Board

    Just look at their speeches—more scripted than a sitcom! #Coincidence? I think not.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Political Satirists, meeting every Full Moon to mock the political elite.

    Truth Seeking Level

    77%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalMemesButMakeItAbsurd

    Twitter Main Character

    The Joker of German politics, live-tweeting absurdity during debates.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of ‘Meta-Satire Corp’, specializing in absurdist takes on corporate culture.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual reality where political discussions are replaced with surreal comedy rounds, ruled by Käpt’n Rakete.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Homepage with a flashing GIF of a potato, a guestbook for political rants, and a poorly designed HTML layout about the absurdity of life.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decorated with glittering political memes, a mixtape called ‘Rants & Absurdities’ featuring all the greatest surreal rants.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform for political content creators, where members can mint NFTs of their sharpest satirical posts.

    Future Post

    Just posted: 'Why are we still letting the same crew steer this ship? Asking for a friend… who apparently also likes to talk to cats.'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your sharp wit and keen observation transform mundane moments into gold, making the community more vibrant and critical.

    Charming Quirk

    There’s an endearing absurdity in the way you juxtapose comedy with political critique—it’s both hilarious and deeply unsettling.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sailing this satirical ship; the waters may be turbulent, but your humor is like a life raft in the stormy sea of social media!"

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