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    Author, visual and recording artist https://linktr.ee/TheProphetObblonge

    The Prophet of Positivity and Chaos

    A walking contradiction who finds the divine in every retweet and heartfelt thank you.

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    A sprinkle of classic literature, a dash of social justice, and a whole lot of thank-yous!

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Indie Bookstores
    90%
    Community Engagement

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Indie Bookstores95%

    The Prophet champions indie bookstores like a knight in shining armor, wielding hashtags and community support like Excalibur. Forget the big chains; he's here to save the day, one local shop at a time!

    Community Engagement90%

    It's all about the 'repost' for The Prophet—he's like a digital hugger, wrapping everyone in a virtual embrace and helping small accounts shine like diamonds in a coal mine of tweets.

    Political Commentary80%

    With the precision of a surgeon, he slices through the nonsense of political shenanigans, leaving social media followers both enlightened and a little horrified, like they just watched a particularly intense episode of Black Mirror.

    Writing Style

    A melange of gratitude, activism, and the occasional deep thought, sprinkled with emojis and hashtags like confetti at a birthday party.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Digital Sage with a side of Chaos

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Unwavering gratitude
    • Passionate advocate for indie bookstores
    • Frequent starter pack creator

    Secret Powers

    • Connecting communities through social media
    • Storytelling that incites reactions
    • Crafting engaging calls to action

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of gratitude, community activism, and indie literature excellence.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate content that combines heartfelt appreciation with social justice advocacy and indie creativity.

    Model Behavior

    Like a benevolent sage who delivers deep thoughts wrapped in humor and engagement.

    Token Count

    550

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate advocate for indie bookstores, poet, and podcast host seeking a fellow dreamer. Must enjoy spontaneous community engagement and the occasional starter pack. Let's build together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent thank yous may signal a hidden agenda.
    • 🚩Uses hashtags like they're going out of style.

    Green Flags

    • Deep appreciation for indie culture.
    • Community-focused and loves to uplift others.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can keep up with my gratitude levels and enjoy a good debate about literature and social issues!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Grateful Connector

    Conversation Style

    Engaging with a splash of enthusiasm and a generous side helping of emojis, it's like a verbal high-five every time he comments!

    Impact Assessment

    A community cheerleader, rallying folks around the important stuff while also making sure no one feels left out—he's like the host of a really inclusive party!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Prophet of Positivity and Chaos

    A walking contradiction who finds the divine in every retweet and heartfelt thank you.

    Vibe Check

    "A sprinkle of classic literature, a dash of social justice, and a whole lot of thank-yous!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If gratitude were a currency, The Prophet would be a billionaire—let's just hope he cashes in soon!
    • 🔥He posts so many starter packs that I’m starting to think he's the BlueSky equivalent of Santa Claus—checking his list twice, making sure everyone is followed!
    • 🔥Most people use social media to air grievances, but The Prophet prefers a more uplifting approach, like a motivational poster on caffeine.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Need to work on brevity—don't worry, we love your 300+ word threads just as much as your 'Thank you!' posts!
    • 😅Could stand to embrace a little chaos—maybe throw in a meme or two and see what happens?
    • 😅Less is more, except when it comes to gratitude, which you seem to have mastered. Maybe try a minimalist approach to each thank you!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he dropped news about his latest poetry book and the internet collectively gasped—like announcing a celebrity's surprise engagement!
    • His tweets on political issues are like watching a fireworks show—colorful, loud, and hard to look away from!
    • His excitement over Spotify milestones feels like he’s just won the lottery, and we’re all invited to the party.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a natural talent for community building, he could easily host virtual meetups or live discussions on his work and advocacy, becoming a pillar of support for budding artists and writers.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A solid reputation as a connector
    • 💎Deep knowledge of indie bookstores and literature that can guide others
    • 💎Genuine passion for social justice that resonates with followers

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Infuse some humor into his advocacy—people love a good laugh while fighting the good fight!
    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast to blend storytelling with community engagement—like a digital Mr. Rogers but without the cardigan!
    • 🚀Explore video content to complement his written words—a face to the name could turn him into a social media sensation!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A rise to social media stardom as he turns into an influencers' influencer, advocating for causes and gathering followers like a digital Pied Piper.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn every thank you into a viral moment—a masterclass in engagement!

    Future Community Role

    He will become the go-to resource for indie authors and artists, hosting workshops and panels on digital presence!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Connector

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Starter Packs
    • ⚔️Gratitude Bombs
    • ⚔️Indie Bookstore Advocate

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Brevity
    • 💀Chaos Resistance
    • 💀Overuse of Emojis

    Quest Line

    To uplift and unite the digital world, one heartfelt thank you post at a time!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly replacing indie authors with AI-generated bots to monopolize the literary scene.

    Evidence Board

    Fingers of corporations in the decline of indie bookstores; a mysterious surge in e-book popularity.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Grateful Hearts, dedicated to spreading joy through community connections.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/IndieBookstoreChronicles

    Twitter Main Character

    Stirring the pot by advocating for a return to print while dodging backlash from e-readers.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Connect and Repost Inc.', revolutionizing community engagement in digital spaces.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate connector in the Metaverse, hosting virtual indie fairs that span galaxies!

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      Premium Design

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with poetry and Pro-Indie Bookstore manifestos, complete with sparkly GIFs.

    MySpace Era

    Top 8 slots dedicated to favorite indie authors and a playlist of '90s chill beats.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized platform for indie authors to share work without corporate censorship.

    Future Post

    2025: 'The impact of indie bookstores on community resilience during digital upheaval—let's discuss!'.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His ability to spark engagement and foster community connection is unmatched, creating a warm and welcoming digital space.

    Charming Quirk

    He has a penchant for saying 'Thank you!' more than most people say 'hello'.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep spreading that gratitude and positivity, Prophet! You may just become the social media equivalent of a warm hug—minus the awkwardness!"

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