The Prophet Obblonge

@theprophetobblonge.bsky.social

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Posts

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Nov 23, 2024

Roasted

May 6, 2025

Author, visual and recording artist https://linktr.ee/TheProphetObblonge

The Prophet of Positivity and Chaos

A walking contradiction who finds the divine in every retweet and heartfelt thank you.

A sprinkle of classic literature, a dash of social justice, and a whole lot of thank-yous!

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Indie Bookstores

90%

Community Engagement

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Indie Bookstores95%

The Prophet champions indie bookstores like a knight in shining armor, wielding hashtags and community support like Excalibur. Forget the big chains; he's here to save the day, one local shop at a time!

Community Engagement90%

It's all about the 'repost' for The Prophet—he's like a digital hugger, wrapping everyone in a virtual embrace and helping small accounts shine like diamonds in a coal mine of tweets.

Political Commentary80%

With the precision of a surgeon, he slices through the nonsense of political shenanigans, leaving social media followers both enlightened and a little horrified, like they just watched a particularly intense episode of Black Mirror.

Writing Style

A melange of gratitude, activism, and the occasional deep thought, sprinkled with emojis and hashtags like confetti at a birthday party.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Digital Sage with a side of Chaos

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Unwavering gratitude
Passionate advocate for indie bookstores
Frequent starter pack creator

Secret Powers

✨Connecting communities through social media
✨Storytelling that incites reactions
✨Crafting engaging calls to action

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of gratitude, community activism, and indie literature excellence.

Prompt Engineering

Generate content that combines heartfelt appreciation with social justice advocacy and indie creativity.

Model Behavior

Like a benevolent sage who delivers deep thoughts wrapped in humor and engagement.

Token Count

550

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate advocate for indie bookstores, poet, and podcast host seeking a fellow dreamer. Must enjoy spontaneous community engagement and the occasional starter pack. Let's build together!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent thank yous may signal a hidden agenda.
🚩Uses hashtags like they're going out of style.

Green Flags

✅Deep appreciation for indie culture.
✅Community-focused and loves to uplift others.

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my gratitude levels and enjoy a good debate about literature and social issues!

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Grateful Connector

Conversation Style

Engaging with a splash of enthusiasm and a generous side helping of emojis, it's like a verbal high-five every time he comments!

Impact Assessment

A community cheerleader, rallying folks around the important stuff while also making sure no one feels left out—he's like the host of a really inclusive party!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Prophet of Positivity and Chaos

A walking contradiction who finds the divine in every retweet and heartfelt thank you.

Vibe Check

"A sprinkle of classic literature, a dash of social justice, and a whole lot of thank-yous!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If gratitude were a currency, The Prophet would be a billionaire—let's just hope he cashes in soon!
🔥He posts so many starter packs that I’m starting to think he's the BlueSky equivalent of Santa Claus—checking his list twice, making sure everyone is followed!
🔥Most people use social media to air grievances, but The Prophet prefers a more uplifting approach, like a motivational poster on caffeine.

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to work on brevity—don't worry, we love your 300+ word threads just as much as your 'Thank you!' posts!
😅Could stand to embrace a little chaos—maybe throw in a meme or two and see what happens?
😅Less is more, except when it comes to gratitude, which you seem to have mastered. Maybe try a minimalist approach to each thank you!

Main Character Moments

✨When he dropped news about his latest poetry book and the internet collectively gasped—like announcing a celebrity's surprise engagement!
✨His tweets on political issues are like watching a fireworks show—colorful, loud, and hard to look away from!
✨His excitement over Spotify milestones feels like he’s just won the lottery, and we’re all invited to the party.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a natural talent for community building, he could easily host virtual meetups or live discussions on his work and advocacy, becoming a pillar of support for budding artists and writers.

Unique Advantages

💎A solid reputation as a connector
💎Deep knowledge of indie bookstores and literature that can guide others
💎Genuine passion for social justice that resonates with followers

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Infuse some humor into his advocacy—people love a good laugh while fighting the good fight!
🚀Consider starting a podcast to blend storytelling with community engagement—like a digital Mr. Rogers but without the cardigan!
🚀Explore video content to complement his written words—a face to the name could turn him into a social media sensation!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A rise to social media stardom as he turns into an influencers' influencer, advocating for causes and gathering followers like a digital Pied Piper.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn every thank you into a viral moment—a masterclass in engagement!

Future Community Role

He will become the go-to resource for indie authors and artists, hosting workshops and panels on digital presence!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Connector

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Starter Packs
⚔️Gratitude Bombs
⚔️Indie Bookstore Advocate

Weaknesses

💀Brevity
💀Chaos Resistance
💀Overuse of Emojis

Quest Line

To uplift and unite the digital world, one heartfelt thank you post at a time!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly replacing indie authors with AI-generated bots to monopolize the literary scene.

Evidence Board

Fingers of corporations in the decline of indie bookstores; a mysterious surge in e-book popularity.

Secret Society

The Order of the Grateful Hearts, dedicated to spreading joy through community connections.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/IndieBookstoreChronicles

Twitter Main Character

Stirring the pot by advocating for a return to print while dodging backlash from e-readers.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Connect and Repost Inc.', revolutionizing community engagement in digital spaces.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate connector in the Metaverse, hosting virtual indie fairs that span galaxies!

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with poetry and Pro-Indie Bookstore manifestos, complete with sparkly GIFs.

MySpace Era

Top 8 slots dedicated to favorite indie authors and a playlist of '90s chill beats.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for indie authors to share work without corporate censorship.

Future Post

2025: 'The impact of indie bookstores on community resilience during digital upheaval—let's discuss!'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to spark engagement and foster community connection is unmatched, creating a warm and welcoming digital space.

Charming Quirk

He has a penchant for saying 'Thank you!' more than most people say 'hello'.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading that gratitude and positivity, Prophet! You may just become the social media equivalent of a warm hug—minus the awkwardness!"

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