I'm no expert, I've just had a lot of practice. Red Team Lead. My SE101 blog is not abandoned, just not had much time https://blog.ghostie.org/ Used to be Ghostie_ on the other place.
Chris P: The Ghost with the Most in Cybersecurity
Navigating the Bluesky universe with a secure VPN and an uncanny knack for infosec insights.
A mix of tech wisdom and a sprinkle of social awkwardness, like a cybersecurity-themed stand-up routine.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Chris's posts are like your favorite infosec manual but with less jargon and more snark. If Cobalt Strike had a stand-up special, this would be it!
Chris explains social engineering like heâs recounting a wild night after too many energy drinksâchaotic, enlightening, and just the right amount of cringe.
His job threads are like digital speed-dating for cybersecurity jobs. Swipe right on that job offer!
Writing Style
Chris's writing style is like a highly caffeinated TED Talkâsharp, engaging, and occasionally punctuated by awkward silences. Heâs got the knowledge but delivers it like heâs still working on his crowd interaction skills.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reluctant Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Keen infosec insights
- Self-deprecating humor
- Candid advice
Secret Powers
- âšTech blog writing
- âšSocial engineering storytelling
- âšCurating interesting content
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Cybersecurity blogs, social engineering tutorials, and self-deprecating memes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty infosec insights while maintaining an awkward charm.
Model Behavior
A hybrid of GPT-3 for tech storytelling and a sprinkle of GPT-2 for awkward humor.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cybersecurity aficionado with a knack for making infosec less scary. Looking for someone who can appreciate both the finer points of social engineering and a good cringe meme."
Red Flags
- đ©I ignore bios unless they're lengthy.
- đ©I sometimes forget to laugh at my own jokes.
- đ©I take infosec way too seriously.
Green Flags
- â I love sharing knowledge and teaching others.
- â Iâm passionate about cybersecurity and social engineering.
- â I appreciate witty banter and deep discussions.
Perfect Match
Someone who can balance my techy side with humor, ideally with a bio that shows personality!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informative Ghost
Conversation Style
Mix of formal expertise and friendly banterâlike your tech-savvy friend who forgets to laugh at their own jokes.
Impact Assessment
Heâs the person you didnât know you needed in your cybersecurity circle, dropping knowledge bombs between the digital punchlines.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Chris P: The Ghost with the Most in Cybersecurity
Navigating the Bluesky universe with a secure VPN and an uncanny knack for infosec insights.
Vibe Check
"A mix of tech wisdom and a sprinkle of social awkwardness, like a cybersecurity-themed stand-up routine."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Chris's blog might be alive but his engagement metrics are definitely still in recovery.
- đ„His posts are like a well-guarded secretâeveryone knows they exist, but few can decipher the cryptic messages.
- đ„The only thing quieter than his replies is a ghost town on Halloween.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Mood swings between a cybersecurity consultant and a stand-up comedian, but always landing more in the first camp.
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen he shared his talk from Bsides Bristol, clearly feeling like the main act at a rock concert, but the audience was just a few cats scrolling by.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With more consistency, Chris could be the go-to source in the cybersecurity communityâlike the security guard who also knows how to karaoke.
Unique Advantages
- đExpertise in social engineering
- đNatural storytelling ability
- đCommunity-driven focus
Level Up Suggestions
- đPost more memes about infosec; the world needs more cybersecurity humor!
- đEngage more with followersâmaybe a Q&A session?
- đConsider writing a guide on how to narrate your personal life with infosec metaphors.
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Chris will become the cybersecurity meme lord; watch out for those infosec jokes on TikTok!
Potential Superpower
Razor-sharp wit combined with expert cybersecurity knowledge, leading to an unparalleled ability to make complex topics digestible.
Future Community Role
The beloved encyclopedia of cybersecurity, gently roasting you for not updating your passwords while giving sage advice in the comments.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Reluctant Sage
Special Abilities
- âïžKeen infosec insights
- âïžCurating interesting content
- âïžSocial engineering storytelling
Weaknesses
- đLow engagement on humor posts
- đOverly technical jargon
- đOccasional social awkwardness
Quest Line
Navigate the Bluesky realm, balancing infosec wisdom with a hint of wit to build a more connected community.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The cybersecurity community is secretly run by sentient AI overlords who communicate through cat memes.
Evidence Board
Observation of large tech companies hiring ex-security experts, frequent cat memes in discussions, and bizarre correlations between meme trends and infosec innovations.
Secret Society
The Society of Cybernetic Pundits (SCP)âdedicated to memeing the future of cybersecurity.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/CybersecurityMemeElders
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate timeline, Chris becomes the face of Cybersecurity TikTok, exposing hacks while dancing.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Meme Officer at a top cybersecurity firm, promoting safety through viral humor.
Metaverse Final Form
In Zuck's metaverse, Chris is the walking, talking encyclopedia of infosec memes, guiding avatars through digital peril.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- đ ïž
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music set to a techno remix of 'Hacker Nation', with CSS so overdone it can only be described as a digital mullet.
Web3 Destiny
Leader of a decentralized infosec DAO, organizing hackathons and meme contests across the metaverse.
Future Post
"Cybersecurity advice: Always be wary of suspicious links... except this oneâit's a link to my new podcast!"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Chris's greatest strength is his ability to simplify complex infosec topicsâlike turning a tangled wire into a neatly coiled cable.
Charming Quirk
His knack for posting engaging content while maintaining an air of delightful awkwardnessâlike a tech-savvy tortoise in a race against hares.
Final Encouragement
"Keep ghosting your way through Bluesky, Chris! Your insights are like the best-kept secretsâshare them and watch the digital world transform!"
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