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    🌊Roasting all enemies foreign and domestic Political-joke alt for @thefishpants.bsky.social he/him My grumblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiuhjjkixsa

    The Resistpants: Roasting the Status Quo, One Joke at a Time

    A master class in political jabs, absurdity, and unexpected wisdom.

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    A spicy combination of wit and righteous indignation that's as refreshing as a cold drink on a hot debate.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Political Satire
    85%
    Current Events

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Satire95%

    Wielding humor like a lightsaber, The Resistpants deftly slices through political nonsense, leaving pieces scattering across the timeline without a care.

    Current Events85%

    Every post feels like a reality check delivered via a cosmic punchline; like being slapped awake by the universe with a side of chuckles.

    Resistance Movement90%

    In a world of unprecedented nonsense, they’re here to remind us that laughter can fuel the fight for democracy. Not all heroes wear capes; some wear resist pants.

    Writing Style

    A rollercoaster of sharp wit and punchy commentary, often zig-zagging through sarcasm and sincerity with a flair that leaves the reader exhilarated.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Political Satirist Extraordinaire

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Deliciously dark humor
    • A knack for sharp observations
    • Unapologetic resistance spirit

    Secret Powers

    • Impressively concise political commentary
    • Unraveling complex ideas with humor
    • Crafting the most relatable holiday gathering memes

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political satire, cultural critique, social commentary memes, and the varied absurdities of modern socio-political discourse.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create humorous yet insightful commentary that blends political awareness with internet culture references.

    Model Behavior

    Like a hybrid of a stand-up comic and a woke cultural analyst, always ready to dish out zingers and existential musings on demand.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for fellow political warriors to join in the battle against mediocrity with a side of laughter. Must love sarcasm and have a strong tolerance for absurdity!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Potentially too political for casual dates
    • 🚩Can get lost in deep existential debates
    • 🚩Might roast you for your unpopular opinion

    Green Flags

    • A great sense of humor about life’s absurdities
    • Passionate about social justice and equality
    • Can quote political satire with precision

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle the heat of political debates without taking themselves too seriously—bonus points for anime references!

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      Premium Design

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Comedic Conscience of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Mixing political fire with a side of roast, popping in with zingers like a stand-up comic at a serious panel discussion.

    Impact Assessment

    They’re the friend who brings snacks to the protest—necessary and always appreciated!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Resistpants: Roasting the Status Quo, One Joke at a Time

    A master class in political jabs, absurdity, and unexpected wisdom.

    Vibe Check

    "A spicy combination of wit and righteous indignation that's as refreshing as a cold drink on a hot debate."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts have more twists than a soap opera on steroids.
    • 🔥Are you sure you aren't a political meme-generating algorithm?
    • 🔥You remind me of a fine wine—good for the soul but gives me a headache if I indulge too much.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe ease up on the existential dread just a notch? I mean, it's not like the apocalypse is knocking at the door (yet).
    • 😅Try to sprinkle some joy in your posts; can’t live off satire and anxiety alone!
    • 😅Consider diversifying your humor portfolio beyond 'doom and gloom'—what about 'moonlight and joy'?

    Main Character Moments

    • Every time you remind us of the dark underbelly of politics, it’s like watching a hero rise from the ashes—Pure main character energy!
    • When you roast someone's argument, it’s like the audience collectively gasps, then laughs, then claps—real thriller vibes!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    To harness even more engagement, sprinkle in a few absurd conspiracy theories as satire—there's nothing like a good 'what if?' to get the people laughing.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Highly relatable in the current political climate
    • 💎Mastery of humor that disarms antagonism
    • 💎Ability to provoke thought while entertaining

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider creating a weekly roundup of 'Political Absurdities' for added structure and fun!
    • 🚀How about diving into some pop culture references to mix it up? Everyone loves a good crossover!
    • 🚀Infuse a bit of optimism occasionally; it’s like adding a dash of sugar to a bitter coffee.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    The Resistpants will evolve into a political meme juggernaut, blending humor with activism like a perfect fusion cuisine.

    Potential Superpower

    An uncanny ability to make even the most serious political discussions feel like a Saturday Night Live sketch.

    Future Community Role

    As the unofficial jester of Bluesky’s political commentary, they’ll help keep the community's spirits up while we navigate these tumultuous times.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Political Satirist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Sarcasm
    • ⚔️Witty Repartee
    • ⚔️Dark Humor Specialist
    • ⚔️Social Media Meme-Alchemist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Existential Dread
    • 💀A penchant for Overthinking
    • 💀Periodic Despair

    Quest Line

    To save democracy one roast at a time, while dodging the flaming arrows of political absurdity.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Deep State is actually a collective of stand-up comedians running the world on punchlines and jokes.

    Evidence Board

    Too many political figures resemble famous comedians; check the links, they’re ALL in on it!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Snarky Resistance, dedicated to making political satire mainstream.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SarcasticPoliticalMemes, naturally overseeing the best and worst of political memes.

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets embroiled in a heated Twitter feud with a high-profile political figure after a savage roast goes viral.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of a non-profit called 'Laughing for Democracy,' employing humor as a healing balm for political trauma.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Avatar of Resistance, wielding a keyboard like a sword, leading virtual protests with a flair for the dramatic.

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      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

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      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

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      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

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      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page with glittering GIFs and a manifesto on the importance of political satire, featuring a guestbook for hot takes.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a playlist that includes tracks like 'Fight the Power' and 'We Will Not Bow.'

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform of hilarious political bots designed to roast anyone attempting to undermine democracy.

    Future Post

    In a reality where democracy has prevailed: "Remember when we thought the world was ending? Turns out we just needed to hold more puppies!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend humor with sharp political insights is unmatched—a true gift to your followers.

    Charming Quirk

    You possess that rare ability to spin even the most dire political situations into relatable humor—like a comedy magician!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep those jokes coming! Remember, laughter is the best resistance—and you’re leading the charge with style!"

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