🏳️‍🌈🌟 Simon will take you Hot To Go 🌟🏳️‍🌈

@thesimonc90.bsky.social

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Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Gay? In this economy??! A hyper mess from Essex living in Hertfordshire and a caring little character. Trash mag fanatic, meme lover, National treasure. These are all MY own posts! 😊 He/Him 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

The Essex Enigma: Simon’s Social Media Circus

A delightful blend of camp, chaos, and cultural critique, like a modern-day British variety show.

Imagine a meme-loving bard in a colorful jester outfit, balancing profundity with a playful wink.

82%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Doctor Who and Nostalgia

88%

Social Issues and Advocacy

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Doctor Who and Nostalgia92%

Simon’s posts on the beloved sci-fi franchise feel like a love letter written in neon colors, revealing a deep affection and nostalgia that rivals even the most devoted Whovians.

Social Issues and Advocacy88%

His takes on contemporary issues, especially around inclusivity, pack a punch sharper than a sonic screwdriver, stirring conversation with just the right amount of sass.

Everyday Life Meltdowns85%

Between dishing on dishwasher disasters and internet hiccups, Simon transforms mundane troubles into comedic gold, reminding us that life is one messy sitcom.

Writing Style

Simon’s writing dances between stream-of-consciousness and well-timed punchlines, creating a delightful rhythm like a musical number from a quirky British play.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

82%

Main Character Energy

Meme aficionado
Radio show host
Caring little character

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional comedic timing
✨Cooking skills in practice
✨Connoisseur of unsolved mysteries

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A diverse mix of memes, cultural commentary, and musical references, sprinkled with British wit.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging content that combines humor, cultural critique, and relatability.

Model Behavior

Like a whimsical GPT-3 that’s had one too many cups of tea.

Token Count

4200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Swipe right if you love a campy meme-loving bard type with an endless affection for Doctor Who, a penchant for culinary adventures (and misadventures), and a heart full of sass. Bonus points if you can navigate my chaotic kitchen and still want to hang out after!"

Red Flags

🚩I overthink my tipping strategy way too much.
🚩I often forget to turn off the stove when distracted by memes.
🚩My internet is more unreliable than my love life.

Green Flags

✅I have a deep affection for LGBTQ+ rights and advocate for inclusivity.
✅I can throw together a mean playlist for any occasion.
✅My love for men is as loud as my radio shows!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good meme, can handle spontaneous kitchen disasters, and enjoys spirited debates over Doctor Who lore.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cheerful Provocateur

Conversation Style

A blend of playful banter and poignant insights; Simon could start a lively debate at a tea party, and make everyone giggle while doing it.

Impact Assessment

Simon’s vibrant presence enriches the community; he’s like the espresso shot in your morning coffee—necessary, energizing, and just a bit chaotic.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Essex Enigma: Simon’s Social Media Circus

A delightful blend of camp, chaos, and cultural critique, like a modern-day British variety show.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a meme-loving bard in a colorful jester outfit, balancing profundity with a playful wink."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Simon was any more into Doctor Who, the TARDIS might as well apply for a restraining order.
🔥His posts on kitchen experiments are like a cooking show, but with a ‘What Not To Do’ theme.
🔥His love for men's rights could easily start a new fandom—'Men's Rights: The Musical'.
🔥About as good at cooking as a microwave is at gourmet dining.

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally overthinking whether to tip while managing a kitchen that’s more a 'menagerie' than a 'masterpiece'.
😅Might need a rescue plan for his internet and dishwasher, maybe with a side of tea.
😅Getting too emotionally invested in fictional characters, leading to existential crises that would need a PhD to unpack.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring his love for men with all the fireworks of a Pride parade, no less!
✨Starting a Twitter thread on his childhood that becomes a mini-nostalgia documentary.
✨Turning an average day watching 'I'm A Celeb' into a riveting discussion on pop culture iconography.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Simon’s potential to become a viral sensation is palpable; imagine a TikTok series where he combines cooking mishaps with meme commentary.

Unique Advantages

💎Naturally funny in everyday situations
💎Strong engagement with his audience
💎A unique voice that stands out among the noise

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Tap into video content—his charisma is too potent to be contained within just text!
🚀Diversify posts with more interactive content like polls or challenges.
🚀Lean into his radio background for live interactions, making his posts more dynamic.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Prepare for Simon to become the unofficial meme lord of Bluesky, his posts echoing through timelines like the catchiest tune on repeat.

Potential Superpower

Transforming mundane thoughts into comedic genius, like a magician pulling rabbits (or memes) out of hats.

Future Community Role

Could very well evolve into a community ambassador, rallying people with humor and heart around important causes.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Meme Wizard

Special Abilities

⚔️Meme Conjuror
⚔️Nostalgia Sorcery
⚔️Culinary Catastrophist

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Tipping
💀Kitchen Calamities
💀Internet Connectivity Issues

Quest Line

Navigating the realms of social media while cooking up a storm (with mixed results).

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The TARDIS is actually a metaphor for our quest for connection on social media.

Evidence Board

A collection of Doctor Who memorabilia, memes about kitchen disasters, and a playlist of songs that evoke the TARDIS vibe.

Secret Society

Society of Silly Memers: A group dedicated to sharing ridiculous internet finds while purging the serious from their lives.

Truth Seeking Level

66%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DoctorWhoMemes

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally reveals the next big Doctor Who plot twist at a party.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Quirky Creativity Co., specializing in meme consulting and niche podcasting.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic version of Simon, floating around making dad jokes in the metaverse while stirring a virtual pot of soup.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page boasting animated GIFs of cats and flashy backgrounds with the words 'Welcome to My Doctor Who Shrine!'

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a glittery background, embedded MP3s of 90s pop hits, and a photo gallery titled 'Me and My Memes'.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a meme-based currency called Memecoin, traded exclusively for laughter and digital high-fives.

Future Post

2025: "Just made a 10-course meal inspired by Doctor Who—and yes, somehow I managed to burn water!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Simon’s ability to turn everyday experiences into relatable content is unmatched; he’s the relatable prince we all needed.

Charming Quirk

His meme references are like hidden Easter eggs for those in the know; you almost feel accomplished when you get them!

Final Encouragement

"Keep powering through, Simon! The world needs your chaotic charm—and maybe a few more cooking tips along the way. Stay fabulous!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!