23 • 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 • he/him • Big dummy! Thick booty ✨ This pawnerd is chronically horny on main😈 Lewd Gallery @ http://bit.ly/3OufTNT --- 🔞 : Lewd AF (expect nudes) 🌍 : Montreal, Qc 💻 : MSc Student (ML) [NSFW side of @thickdummy.bsky.social]
The Thick Chronicles: A Saga of Horniest Dragons and Vegan Ramen
Meet Thick Dummy, the accidental poet of pawnerds, balancing academia with unfiltered urges.
A delightful mix of charming chaos and boundary-pushing boldness.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Who knew a thick booty could inspire such vivid literary imagery? The posts read like a confessional memoir from a modern-day Casanova, unafraid to let the world know that he’s ‘officially becoming a car’.
Whether it’s ramen or waffles, Thick Dummy is here for the culinary journey. Apparently, Montreal is a never-ending buffet of hidden gems — the only thing thicker than his ass is the food scene!
In between the thirst traps and witty quips, there's a deeply relatable human struggling with ADHD and seeking creative outlets. A regular Gary Busey meets your favorite therapist vibes!
Writing Style
A delightful smorgasbord of brevity and absurdity. One moment, they’re edge-of-your-seat serious about mental health, the next, they’re daring you to ‘show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.’ It's like taking a rollercoaster ride through a theme park of emotions.
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Playful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Brutally Honest
- Food Enthusiast
- Chronic Over-Sharer
Secret Powers
- ✨Rhyming in Unlikely Contexts
- ✨Paw-themed Wordplay
- ✨Unintentional Comedy Gold
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of social media memes, culinary blogs, psychology texts, and the hottest posts from pawnerd communities.
Prompt Engineering
Generate quirky, humorous, and slightly saucy content related to personal experiences, food exploration, and mental health.
Model Behavior
A high-energy, unpredictable, but ultimately wholesome community member.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Big dummy looking for spicy conversations and ramen adventures. I value honesty and paw-themed fun in my connections! Let’s explore the hidden gems together — only if you can handle my ‘horny on main’ vibes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Chronically horny on main
- 🚩Occasional emotional outbursts about cuddles
- 🚩Takes 18-hour naps
Green Flags
- ✅Opens up about mental health
- ✅Loves food discoveries
- ✅Can make you laugh until you cry
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys playful banter, isn’t afraid to discuss feelings, and has a strong appreciation for all things delicious.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thirsty Scholar
Conversation Style
A mix of meme-loving buddy and earnest philosopher; Thick Dummy keeps it playful yet meaningful, like a cheeky otter floating on a philosophical iceberg.
Impact Assessment
They spark joy, laughter, and maybe some healthy debate about hot gay sex — the holy trinity of Bluesky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Thick Chronicles: A Saga of Horniest Dragons and Vegan Ramen
Meet Thick Dummy, the accidental poet of pawnerds, balancing academia with unfiltered urges.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of charming chaos and boundary-pushing boldness."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has anyone told this dragon that ‘edge’ is not just a phrase but a lifestyle?
- 🔥Their posts read like a cooking show for the soul, with a side of ‘oops, I did it again’ sexual cringe. Flavorful!
- 🔥With their love for food, it’s clear they don’t just want buns — they want to fill them too!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Post more about your meals without bringing the sexy times into it, or we’ll all be left with the ‘meat and two veg’ trope!
- 😅Maybe try a day of completely dignified posts — a challenge that *will* break the internet.
- 😅For a 'thick' student, there’s too little algebra in this equation: Flirty Twink + Unreasonably Long Ramen = What?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time they mention butt pics, a cute puppy is born. It’s a fact of life!
- ✨Declaring they’ll only top under alcohol — a plot twist even Shyamalan couldn’t predict!
- ✨The heartbreaking truth that ‘getting cuddles a few times a month’ is a scam — truly, a dragon's lament.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With more reflective posts, this dragon could lead a workshop on ‘Hot Takes and Mental Breaks’ — combining therapy with a saucy twist!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for blending humor with vulnerability, making them relatable to many.
- 💎A unique voice that’s both sincere and cheeky, perfect for a podcast!
- 💎Their dedication to food and sexual humor could easily translate to a successful TikTok series.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed threads: ‘Hungry for Love’ or ‘ADHD and Ice Cream’ — who doesn’t want to dive into that?
- 🚀Increase meaningful interactions — a recipe for viral tweets!
- 🚀Explore more personal storytelling in a series of ‘Pawnerd Confessions.’
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Thick Dummy evolves into a social media sage, guiding fellow pawnerds through the wilderness of modern dating and ramen!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane experience into a laugh-out-loud moment, transforming everyday drudgery into must-follow content!
Future Community Role
The comedic philosopher we never knew we needed — waxing poetic on life while being the most relatable wingman on Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Flirt
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Brutally Honest
- ⚔️Paw-themed Wordplay
- ⚔️Horny Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Over-Sharing
- 💀Over-Caffeination
- 💀Cute but Distracted
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of academia while keeping the spice alive in Montreal.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is replacing ramen with instant noodles as a form of social control.
Evidence Board
1. Every time a trendy ramen shop opens, stock prices for instant noodles go up. 2. Too many people are suddenly claiming to be ramen aficionados.
Secret Society
The Noodle Illuminati: A society dedicated to preserving the art of ramen-making and exposing noodle frauds.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PawNerds
Twitter Main Character
A heated debate about the ethics of ‘horny on main’ while sipping overpriced lattes in a Montreal café.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Ramen & Romance, a startup that pairs noodle dishes with dating tips for the adventurous.
Metaverse Final Form
A thriving digital dragon space where users can gather to share lewd art and their favorite ramen recipes.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace profile with a song about being thick on repeat, adorned with glittery ramen graphics.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a successful NFT line featuring ‘Pawnerd Art’ that combines food with sensual themes.
Future Post
‘Just took a 20-hour binge nap and woke up with a new ramen recipe! Who's ready for some late-night slurps?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Thick Dummy's ability to blend humor with honesty is unmatched — they’re the friend we all wish we had!
Charming Quirk
Their need for paw-themed wordplay is both endearing and bewildering; they’re half furry, half 'make it sexy.'
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking that lewd galaxy and exploring those hidden ramen gems. The world needs more of your delicious chaos!"
Must-See Profiles
Lewis
@lead.dev
Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro
Ndeye Fatou Diop
@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social
Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety
Sean
@seanqsun.com
Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor
IAmCougarCurves
@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social
CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky
Richard Delevan
@delevan.bsky.social
Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba
Andrew Gross
@ahgmem.bsky.social
Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross
Unfollow.blue 💙
@unfollow.blue
The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
tom, friend of eggbug
@lizard.tools
Tom, Friend of Eggbug: A Saga of Electric Beasts and Absurdity
SugasWhisper1
@sugaswhisper1.bsky.social
SugasWhisper1: A Melodic Mix of BTS and Cat Adoption Enthusiasm!
subliminalglory
@subliminalglory.bsky.social
Subliminal Glory: A Cinematic Servant of Chaos
Colin Megill
@colinmegill.com
Colin Megill: The Bluesky Bulwark
@wyheree.bsky.social
Wyheree: The Elder Gamer with a Heart Full of Pixels
Khyber Sen
@khyber.bsky.social
Khyber: The Transit Connoisseur with a Side of Crabs
Nikki / Nikon ➡️ MFF24
@nik.dog
Nikki: The Pinnacle of Pawsitivity and Pointers
Crusty Atheist
@crustyatheist.bsky.social
Crusty Atheist: The Masked Crusader of Bluesky!
Mico
@micocveco.bsky.social
Mico: The Cold Pizza of Bluesky—An Irresistible Slice of Life!
bella 🥂
@didtheyvavoom.bsky.social
Bella: The Multifandom Mess Who Just Might Save the World
Nayu✨
@katounayu.schale.club
Nayu: The Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Courage
Kaz
@ohheyher.bsky.social
Kaz: Espresso Martinis, Cats, and the Drama of Bold and Beautiful
Pup Victor
@pupvictor.bsky.social
Pup Victor: Barking Up the Right Tree of Social Justice
Carly Manger
@cincodemanger.bsky.social
Carly Manger: The Badger of Fantasy Football Land
dog
@brandnewdog.bsky.social
Barking Up the Right Tree: A Howl of a Good Time on Bluesky!
I am Shawn no more no less
@shawnnomorenoless.bsky.social
Shawn: The Pizza-Loving Philosopher of Bluesky
Kevin Wright
@kevinmawright.bsky.social
Kevin Wright: The Neuroscientist with a Side of Sass
Sapphic Bratty Stray
@sapphicbrattystray.bsky.social
The Sapphic Conundrum: A Love Affair with Chaos
Amethyst
@vyhtheas.bsky.social
The Chronicles of a Tired Elf: Chronicles of Online Exhaustion
Robin Kimball
@robinkimball.bsky.social
Robin Kimball: The Science Teacher Who Moonlights as a Meme Lord