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    Third Crow

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    (He/him) Cat herder, dog entertainer and ttrpg enthusiast. ActuallyAutistic and perpetually aching. Old like hills are old but less soothing to look at. I ran away to Portugal 🇵🇹

    The Poignant Pundit of Paws and Ponderings

    A delightful blend of thoughtful rants and whimsical pet stories.

    "

    Like a warm cup of tea on a rainy day, with a cat on your lap and an existential crisis in your heart.

    "
    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Autism Awareness
    80%
    Animal Antics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Autism Awareness95%

    Navigating the labyrinth of neurodiversity with both humor and heart, like a cat avoiding a bath.

    Animal Antics80%

    Rufus the dog steals the show; every mention of him is basically a sitcom waiting for a laugh track.

    Social Justice90%

    Engaging with societal issues like an octopus at a sushi bar—tentacles flailing, making a point every chance it gets.

    Art and Creativity70%

    A self-proclaimed bad artist who embraces imperfection like modern art embraces confusion.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of sharp insights and whimsical storytelling, like a cat pouncing on a laser dot—unexpected but captivating.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reflective Clown

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Dog dad humor
    • Intellectual musings
    • Empathetic rants

    Secret Powers

    • Writing breakup letters to mainstream media
    • Finding the humor in heartbreak
    • Crafting existential crises into snacks of wisdom

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Neurodiversity advocates, dog training manuals, and sitcom scripts

    Prompt Engineering

    Write like a whimsical philosopher who loves animals and social issues

    Model Behavior

    A mix between GPT-3's absurdity and a therapy dog’s warmth

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Dog dad 🐾 with a penchant for deep thoughts and neurodiversity advocacy. I appreciate bad art and good-hearted conversations. Let’s share puppy pics and ponder the universe!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Talks about feelings way too much (but isn't that a plus?)
    • 🚩Has a dog that steals the spotlight from lovers
    • 🚩Excessive daydreaming might lead to forgotten dinner dates

    Green Flags

    • Avid reader and thinker—treatment for your philosophical musings
    • Can turn any mundane moment into something meaningful
    • Brings humor to heavy topics, making the world a little lighter

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves dogs, appreciates existential crises, and enjoys both deep discussions and puppy cuddles.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Heartfelt Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Mixing deep reflection with lighthearted banter, as if exchanging serious philosophy at a dog park.

    Impact Assessment

    Creating ripples of understanding that echo through the community like a well-timed joke at a funeral.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Poignant Pundit of Paws and Ponderings

    A delightful blend of thoughtful rants and whimsical pet stories.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a warm cup of tea on a rainy day, with a cat on your lap and an existential crisis in your heart."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Tweeting like a philosopher trapped in an existential crisis, but we love you for it!
    • 🔥For all your talk about sensory overload, your feed is quite calming—seriously, where's the chaos?
    • 🔥More posts about Rufus, please! The dog deserves a spin-off series!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes posts like they’re waiting for an audience applause that never arrives—plenty of laughs though!
    • 😅Genuine philosopher vibes, but don’t forget to sprinkle in some puppy pics for balance!

    Main Character Moments

    • Declaring ‘I have a face that gives away everything’—but we’re all just here for the Rufus stories!
    • Turning an itch from a mosquito into a profound statement about existence.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Harness the power of your storytelling; it could be as impactful as a dog rescuing a cat from a tree.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎In-depth understanding of both autistic experiences and social dynamics.
    • 💎Unique humor that combines personal experiences with broader societal observations.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀More Rufus-centric posts, because we need that dog content!
    • 🚀Explore and articulate your artistic journey—bad art is still art! Bring it on!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see more nuanced conversations about autism intertwined with poignant dog anecdotes.

    Potential Superpower

    An uncanny ability to turn mundane moments into relatable insights, like a dog catching its tail—adorably dizzying!

    Future Community Role

    A beloved figure whose posts unify and entertain, like a dog trainer who doubles as a therapist.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Cat Herder

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Empathetic Rants
    • ⚔️Dog Dad Humor
    • ⚔️Whimsical Storytelling

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Spoon Shortage
    • 💀Tendency to Get Lost in Hyperfocus

    Quest Line

    Navigating the wild waters of neurodiversity while simultaneously entertaining Rufus and spouting truths about social justice.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Dogs and cats are secretly plotting to take over the world using their cuteness as a weapon.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of videos showing dogs manipulating humans with sad eyes, and studies suggesting cats are more aloof due to their superior intellect.

    Secret Society

    The Feline Canine Coalition

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/Animorphs

    Twitter Main Character

    #DogTwitterDrama where Rufus rescues all the other pets in a viral moment

    LinkedIn Title

    Diversity Advocate and Dog Enthusiast, transforming workplaces one woof at a time

    Metaverse Final Form

    A whimsical avatar who gives motivational speeches while juggling digital dogs and cats, creating harmony.

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      Premium Design

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with a background of dancing cats and heart-shaped gifs, detailing love for dogs and neurodiversity.

    MySpace Era

    An artsy layout with plenty of emo vibes, featuring favorite Hole songs and a top 8 list that only includes dogs and autistic advocates.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized platform connecting neurodivergent individuals for mutual support and dog memes.

    Future Post

    "Just found out Rufus is actually a sentient being whose life goals involve chasing squirrels and eating treats. Confirmed: I am his human. #NeurodiversePets"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your authentic voice resonates deeply, striking chords that many can relate to.

    Charming Quirk

    You could write a thesis on the joys of object personification; your love for objects is a delightful oddity.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep the wit flowing and the pup pics rolling—your feed is like a cozy coffee shop where every post is a warm cup of understanding!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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    Creator

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