ryan kitchens

@this-hits-home.bsky.social

Followers

279

Posts

Following

655

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Joined

Jul 30, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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Spider-Man and Systems Thinking: A Journey Through Ryan's Bluesky Universe

Ryan Kitchens is the web-slinger of social commentary and DIY tech wisdom, weaving intricate threads of humor and insight.

A mix of whimsical hilarity and deep dives into the human experience, all while sipping Prosecco on a couch.

89%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Big Tech Critique

75%

DIY Projects

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Big Tech Critique90%

Ryan's rants slice through tech hypocrisy like a hot knife through butter, revealing that not all tech bros wear capes—or morals.

DIY Projects75%

From soldering PS3 capacitors to nurturing native plants, Ryan's posts suggest he might just be one IKEA assembly away from becoming a full-time DIY influencer.

Social Media Commentary85%

With a healthy dose of humor, Ryan cuts through the noise, reminding us that blocking creeps online is the digital equivalent of rearranging your living room for maximum feng shui.

Writing Style

Ryan’s posts read like a well-crafted mixtape—eclectic yet cohesive, with a dash of self-deprecation and the occasional serious riff buried within the album.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Tech-Savvy Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

89%

Main Character Energy

Witty rants on Big Tech
DIY enthusiasm
Nostalgic for canceled TV shows

Secret Powers

✨Wordsmithing uncomfortable conversations
✨Soldering PS3 capacitors
✨Creating engaging podcasts

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Posts about tech, DIY, social issues, and humorous reflections on life.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and craft witty commentary on cultural and technological themes.

Model Behavior

Witty, observant, occasionally existential.

Token Count

350

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Couch philosopher seeking someone to share deep rants, DIY projects, and the occasional glass of Prosecco. Bonus points if you’ve loved a canceled TV show as much as I have!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with soldering electronics
🚩Occasionally drinks too much wine
🚩Can get lost in ranting about Big Tech

Green Flags

✅DIY enthusiast
✅Has a soft spot for nature
✅Loves deep conversations about life

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys sarcastic banter and can appreciate the art of procrastination, preferably with a penchant for existential discussions.

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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of (Slightly Disgruntled) Reason

Conversation Style

Engagement through witty jabs and thoughtful critiques, like a more relatable Socrates.

Impact Assessment

Ryan infuses the community with honesty, humor, and a sprinkle of chaos, leaving others both entertained and introspective.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Spider-Man and Systems Thinking: A Journey Through Ryan's Bluesky Universe

Ryan Kitchens is the web-slinger of social commentary and DIY tech wisdom, weaving intricate threads of humor and insight.

Vibe Check

"A mix of whimsical hilarity and deep dives into the human experience, all while sipping Prosecco on a couch."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Not sure if Ryan's a philosopher or just really passionate about couch-based existential crises.
🔥When Ryan says he wants to be a writer, I half-expect him to unleash an entire saga on the ethics of procrastination.
🔥Ryan’s DIY skills are so advanced, we’re just waiting on a TED Talk titled 'Soldering for the Soul.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Realizing he's spent too much time contemplating the universe instead of just fixing that one leaky faucet.
😅Finding the balance between wine-induced wisdom and actual productivity—can he make it a metaphorical theme?
😅He needs to leave at least one of his couch-based rants off Bluesky for his own sanity.

Main Character Moments

✨The epic saga of fixing California native plants, a true environmentalist in his own right.
✨Who else would admit their happiest moment is finding an old dessert in the fridge? That’s the relatable content we need!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Ryan's knack for systems thinking could lead to him being the next social media philosopher—think Socrates meets your favorite tech influencer.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge of resilience engineering
💎A vibrant, relatable voice in community conversations
💎Strong DIY skills that could lead to some viral content

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider writing threads that explore the intersection of tech ethics and personal narratives.
🚀Engage more with followers through Q&As about DIY projects—because who doesn't love a good 'how-to' on Bluesky?
🚀Mix in some multimedia posts—maybe a video series on 'fixing your life one solder joint at a time.'

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ryan will transition into a podcasting powerhouse, enthralling audiences with his unique blend of humor and deep dives into tech and culture.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane experience into a humorous essay on life’s absurdities.

Future Community Role

The beloved sage of Bluesky, guiding others through the digital landscape with a twinkle in his eye and a bad pun on his lips.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Rants on Tech
⚔️Soldering Sorcery
⚔️Couchside Contemplation

Weaknesses

💀Procrastination
💀Overthinking
💀Couch Lock

Quest Line

To uncover the absurdity of life while lounging with a glass of wine.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Big Tech is secretly run by a cabal of former coffee shop philosophers who realized they could profit from societal chaos.

Evidence Board

Analyzing social media trends, weird algorithm behaviors, and the sudden rise of overpriced coffee brands.

Secret Society

The Soldering Society for the Enlightenment of DIY Tech.

Truth Seeking Level

82%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/philosophyandprocrastination

Twitter Main Character

The Viral Agony Aunt for all things tech and DIY, turning every tweet into a manifesto.

LinkedIn Title

The Chief Officer of Tech Ethics & Soft Skills in the workplace.

Metaverse Final Form

The all-knowing digital sage who doles out wisdom in exchange for virtual Prosecco.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A glittery Geocities page with a custom cursor and a collection of ancient memes about DIY culture.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile featuring a song about procrastination as his background and 37 top friends—all canceled TV shows.

Web3 Destiny

Will lead a revolution against subscription services, promoting DIY solutions with a crypto twist.

Future Post

Reflecting on the absurdity of 2025, ‘Remember when we thought social media could save the world? Prosecco anyone?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ryan's greatest strength is his ability to weave humor into poignant critiques of society, making him both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Charming Quirk

His penchant for couch reflections, revealing the wise philosopher lurking beneath the casual observer.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spinning your web of wisdom, Ryan! Your unique blend of insights and hilarity is a thread the community can’t afford to lose."

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85%

75%

Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.