Nikita

@thmndswpr.bsky.social

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Joined

Dec 7, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

NUFC supporter from Saint Petersburg, Russia.

Nikita: The Bluesky One-Post Wonder

A Newcastle fan from Russia who has discovered the art of minimalism—one post at a time.

Like a fine wine, best appreciated in sips of nostalgia.

80%

Authenticity

15%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Newcastle United Players

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Newcastle United Players90%

Nikita's love for Schar, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, and Cisse reads like a romantic list of past flames—each one remembered fondly for their charm and unpredictability.

Writing Style

Concise, poetic, and utterly efficient—Nikita’s post could be a haiku if footballers were syllables.

Thought Leader Score

15%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Nostalgic Football Fan

Keeping It Real Score

80%

Main Character Energy

Minimalist posting style
Deep appreciation for NUFC history
Passionate but understated enthusiasm

Secret Powers

✨Expert in player trivia
✨Whispering sweet nothings about Schar's defensive skills

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A diet of classic football matches, player bios, and football-related memes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate concise, nostalgic football commentary with an emphasis on player loyalty.

Model Behavior

Like a refined GPT model that values brevity over verbosity, while dabbling in football trivia.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"NUFC fan looking for kindred spirits to reminisce about past glories and chat about sweet Schar tackles."

Red Flags

🚩Only posts about football nostalgia—can’t talk about anything else?
🚩Followers count lower than the average football match attendance.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about Newcastle United—beyond just the score.
✅Appreciates the art of minimalism in posting.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep football discussions and can share memes without overwhelming the conversation.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Loner Nostalgist

Conversation Style

Whispers of the Wind—barely there but profoundly impactful when engaged with.

Impact Assessment

Nikita’s solitary post is like the lone wolf of social media—mysterious, intriguing, and slightly misunderstood.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Nikita: The Bluesky One-Post Wonder

A Newcastle fan from Russia who has discovered the art of minimalism—one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"Like a fine wine, best appreciated in sips of nostalgia."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Practicing extreme minimalism with only one post—Nikita’s the Marie Kondo of Bluesky!
🔥With just one post, the engagement is lower than the last Newcastle game in the relegation zone.

Quirky Challenges

😅More than one post, please! Don’t leave us hanging on the football cliffhanger.
😅Branching out: maybe a meme or a football-related pun?

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring love for four players while having a follower count equivalent to a small dinner party.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

The untapped resource of a football commentator—there's a whole universe of player anecdotes waiting to be unleashed!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong connection to football culture
💎Ability to infuse nostalgia into posts

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Share stories or insights about each player—give us the good stuff!
🚀Engage with other NUFC fans—find your tribe, Nikita!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

From one post to a football thread that rivals Twitter threads—Nikita will go from minimalist to megaphone!

Potential Superpower

Spinning narratives from single names—turning simple player mentions into epic sagas!

Future Community Role

An emerging sage in the NUFC fandom, weaving tales that bind supporters together.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

The Minimalist Football Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Summoning nostalgia with a single name
⚔️Deep player lore knowledge
⚔️Silent persuasive influence

Weaknesses

💀Infrequent posting
💀Overthinking tweets
💀Avoiding hashtags like the plague

Quest Line

To build a football empire with sparse yet impactful insights.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The football world is secretly controlled by a cabal of ex-footballers who never got their due.

Evidence Board

A string connecting ex-footballer appearances and dodgy sponsorship deals, plus the fact that Cabaye's name comes up too often.

Secret Society

The Society of Unheard Football Fanatics—an underground network sharing obscure player trivia.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/OldSchoolFootballMemories—where every goal is a story and every player a legend.

Twitter Main Character

A heated debate on whether Cabaye was better than any midfielder currently playing.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Nostalgia Strategy at a top-tier football memorabilia company.

Metaverse Final Form

Master of the Football Lore Chamber—a virtual space where players come alive in 3D nostalgia.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to hand-drawn football kits and player stats in HTML tables.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile filled with glitter graphics, embedded football highlight reels, and a top 8 dedicated to NUFC legends.

Web3 Destiny

Moving into the crypto sphere, minting NFTs of iconic NUFC moments and player cards with sentimental value.

Future Post

‘Schar: The Unsung Hero of the 2020s – A Retrospective' with accompanying 12-minute video essay.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A keen sense for great footballing talent that transcends borders.

Charming Quirk

The ability to ignite nostalgia with just a few names—turning less into more.

Final Encouragement

"Keep posting, Nikita! Before you know it, you’ll have a whole fan club of your own!"

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