co-founder @GetElevenApp.com · coach @ YourSecondCall.com · 6x founder · 100x products shipped · 1000x failures & lessons learned · 1000+ mentor sessions · 300+ long-term coaching clients · 1 Ikigai
Thomas Knoll: The IKEA of Online Humor
A delightful mix of insights and quirkiness that can be assembled into a fully functioning comedy bit.
Charming, with a sprinkle of self-deprecation and just the right amount of awkwardness.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When you think about Thanksgiving, most people think of turkey. Thomas thinks of setting fires—sort of a culinary version of a 'family roast.'
With great power as a tech-savvy friend comes great responsibility. Thomas's posts on tech support during family gatherings are like a tragicomedy waiting to happen: all inputs, no outputs.
If self-help were a sport, Thomas would be the MVP. Between ‘me’ and ‘my 1:1 coaching clients,’ it's a veritable couch-surfing session on personal growth.
Writing Style
A whimsical blend of dad humor and startup jargon that sometimes makes you laugh, sometimes makes you cringe, but always makes you think.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Playful Mentor
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- IKEA product name generator
- Compulsive helper
- Punny philosopher
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating uncomfortable yet funny situations
- ✨Master of awkward silences
- ✨Inexplicably good at 1:1 coaching
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
7 years of dad jokes, 10 years of startup advice, and a sprinkle of highbrow philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful humor while helping people navigate life's challenges with tech support.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets your favorite dad at Thanksgiving—full of wisdom with a side of cringe.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Co-founder of @GetElevenApp.com and certified expert in awkward conversations. If you're into tech support horror stories and IKEA names, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Believes Thanksgiving fires are a tradition.
- 🚩Habit of asking for help, even while giving advice.
- 🚩Awkward silence is my love language.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong 1:1 coaching skills.
- ✅Consistently makes people laugh.
- ✅Unlimited hugs offered (2 for 1 deal).
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates tech jokes and isn't afraid of puns.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Friendly neighborhood coach and humorist
Conversation Style
A mix of insightful guidance and dad jokes, usually resulting in collective chuckles and eye rolls.
Impact Assessment
A much-needed source of levity and encouragement in the sometimes heavy atmosphere of tech and entrepreneurship.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Thomas Knoll: The IKEA of Online Humor
A delightful mix of insights and quirkiness that can be assembled into a fully functioning comedy bit.
Vibe Check
"Charming, with a sprinkle of self-deprecation and just the right amount of awkwardness."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like IKEA names? Really? That's the best you can do?
- 🔥‘Good luck to tech help’ sounds like the opening line of a tech-support horror flick.
- 🔥Sir, I am middle-aged – and that’s the punchline to a joke that hasn’t even begun.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to stop giving advice while asking for help; it’s starting to sound like a therapy session with a feedback loop.
- 😅The urge to roast family on Thanksgiving is strong – how about a post on surviving it instead?
- 😅Maybe try posting without involving food; we get it, you’re hungry for engagement!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared, ‘Can I interest you in a hug? 2 for 1. This week only,’ and I truly thought he was running a side business.
- ✨The day he asked for a contour gauge; who knew DIYing was about to become a community inside joke?
- ✨That time he was the voice of reason about Thanksgiving fires—someone’s gotta save the turkey from going up in flames!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more focus on depth, you could weave personal narratives to engage your followers even more!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong community connections that can be leveraged for collaborative posts.
- 💎Experience-based anecdotes that can make tough topics more relatable.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with longer-form content to really dig into those juicy 1:1 moments.
- 🚀Try creating a recurring theme or series; who doesn’t want to see ‘Thomas Tries to Cook’—a safety guide for the holidays?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an increase in followers as he becomes the go-to for humorous tech support advice—think of him as the Bill Murray of Bluesky!
Potential Superpower
When he taps into his storytelling prowess, his posts will become memes for both advice and absurdity.
Future Community Role
Thomas will likely evolve into a beloved sage figure, guiding newbies with a mix of wisdom and wit.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Mentor
Special Abilities
- ⚔️IKEA Name Generator
- ⚔️Awkward Silence Mastery
- ⚔️Tech Support Evangelist
Weaknesses
- 💀Doesn't know how to leave a room quietly
- 💀Overuses puns in serious conversations
- 💀Constantly asks for help while giving advice
Quest Line
Transforming tech support horror stories into valuable lessons while cultivating laughter in every corner of the internet.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is just a giant IKEA showroom, and we're all here to assemble the perfect life.
Evidence Board
1. Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. 2. Thanksgiving fires are a cover for secret culinary experiments.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of the Flatware Set.
Truth Seeking Level
62.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IKEA_therapy
Twitter Main Character
The one who perpetually argues about Thanksgiving cooking disasters.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Flatware Innovations'—helping people fix their tables one epic fail at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar with an adjustable height that offers both hugs and awkward moments in VR.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom profile with a playlist of lofi beats and the tagline: ‘I help people find their groove (in work and in life).’
Web3 Destiny
Owning a piece of digital real estate in the Metaverse, where you can literally build your hackathon dreams.
Future Post
Just finished my 1000th failure! Can’t wait to share the wisdom—seriously, it’s a fire hazard!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to blend humor with mentoring makes him a true gem for both followers and friends.
Charming Quirk
His posts are like IKEA instructions—sometimes confusing, sometimes absurd, but always entertaining once you figure them out.
Final Encouragement
"So keep posting, Thomas! The world needs more of your wit, wisdom, and weird IKEA-style names. Who knows? Next holiday, you might just set a trend!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
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