Professional writer, amateur photographer, tea drinker, expert perambulator, witch. Magic is real, justice is worth fighting for. Queer with a chronic illness. They/Them www.thorncoyle.com #books #WritingCommunity
T. Thorn Coyle: Master of Magic, Tea, and Alt Text
A spellbinding blend of creativity, activism, and a healthy dose of humor.
Think of them as the Dumbledore of Bluesky, with a better coffee preference and a penchant for bird-watching.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
If there were a national award for 'most likely to inspire wanderlust with a single snapshot,' Thorn would win it hands down, even on days they post just a picture of a leaf.
Thorn’s posts on white supremacy and labor rights are like jumping into a cold lake — refreshing, but you also have to catch your breath. They've got a knack for making the uncomfortable utterly necessary.
Their updates about writing feel less like promotional posts and more like sharing a secret recipe with your best friend — that is if your best friend was a walking poetry slam.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of poetic imagery and biting social critique, their posts flow like a well-crafted spell—captivating and a bit mischievous, but you might need to look for the footnotes.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enlightened Sorcerer
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Witchy wisdom
- Community activist
- Thoughtful photographer
Secret Powers
- ✨Poetic musings
- ✨Interpreting ambient bird calls
- ✨Tea brewing prowess
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Http links, poetic prose, social justice threads, and cute animal imagery.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful, poetic, and socially-aware posts with a touch of humor and accessibility.
Model Behavior
Balanced and introspective with a sprinkling of sass—think a wise old owl in a wizard's robe.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Professional writer and magical creature enthusiast. Seeking someone who enjoys long walks, deep conversations about activism, and occasional birdwatching. Must appreciate tea and the existential nature of life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense passion for alt text requirements.
- 🚩May bring up white supremacy at awkward dinner parties.
- 🚩Has a tendency to take photos of everything, including dinner.
Green Flags
- ✅Genuinely cares about social justice.
- ✅Loves cozy fantasy and can recommend great reads.
- ✅Perfectly capable of discussing deep topics without making it awkward.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both whimsical moments and intense discussions about the state of the world.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Resident Wise Witch
Conversation Style
Conversations with Thorn feel like a cozy chat over tea, where you start with small talk and end up discussing systemic change and the meaning of existence.
Impact Assessment
Thorn’s blend of art and activism has become a guiding star for many in the community, a rare ability that combines heart, humor, and a hint of witchcraft.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
T. Thorn Coyle: Master of Magic, Tea, and Alt Text
A spellbinding blend of creativity, activism, and a healthy dose of humor.
Vibe Check
"Think of them as the Dumbledore of Bluesky, with a better coffee preference and a penchant for bird-watching."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time you call for alt text, a cat gets its wings—except you don’t have a cat, so...
- 🔥Your photography posts are like a good cup of tea: calming, yet I'm still left wondering about the biscuits.
- 🔥You’re the only person I know who can make a simple ‘good morning’ sound like the opening line to a spell.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe cut down on the amount of time you spend debating white supremacy? We get it, it’s bad—let’s go find a coffee shop instead!
- 😅Sometimes your posts read like a riddle from the Sphinx—can we get a Cliff Notes version, please?”],
Main Character Moments
- ✨Posting about the beauty of a 'Baltimore Oriole' like it’s a personal letter to Mother Nature.
- ✨Giving the best pep talk about creativity that makes even the most uninspired soul want to pick up a paintbrush (or a pen).
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the makings of a viral social media sensation—your blend of activism and art could light up the timeline like a cat meme but with actual substance.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Authenticity in your activism attracts followers who are genuinely engaged.
- 💎Your knack for combining deep themes with humor makes you a more relatable sage than most.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a series of playful yet informative videos about alt text and why it matters, featuring your favorite plant or teapot!
- 🚀More poetry posts, less Twitter-style thread debates. Let's keep the magic flowing easily!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
From Bluesky stalwart to indie rockstar of social media, you could be that flamboyant artist we all can't stop sharing.
Potential Superpower
Your uncanny ability to make activism feel like a cozy gathering over tea—everyone wants in on that magic.
Future Community Role
As the unofficial moral compass of Bluesky, you could guide us all towards a happier, healthier timeline.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Enchanting Conversations
- ⚔️Invisible Accessibility Advocate
- ⚔️Witchy Photography Skills
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Posts
- 💀Artistry Overload
- 💀Chronically Forgetting Snacks
Quest Line
Master the art of blending social justice and creativity while hoarding delicious tea recipes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The moon is a giant tea kettle, meant to brew the world's finest teas, and only the spiritually enlightened can hear it whistle.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of moon phases and tea, unexplained tea stains on paper, and sightings of strangely-charged herbal brews.
Secret Society
Society of Magical Tea Drinkers Who Care About Alt Text
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WitchyArtAndActivism
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts a viral tweet thread about crows being the guardians of creativity.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Spirit Witch and Community Activist—Legend in the field of Social Existence and Tea Brewing
Metaverse Final Form
A digital tea shop where social justice discussions are held over virtual brews.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out in sparkly rainbow themes, with a playlist featuring mystical sounds of nature and a top 8 dedicated to favorite marginalized authors.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for witches to share knowledge, art, and political activism, where all posts include mandatory alt text.
Future Post
"Just brewed the moon’s finest tea. Here’s a photo, and yes, I used alt text this time!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your fearlessness in tackling tough subjects is inspiring—thank you for leading by example!
Charming Quirk
The way you slip in whimsical spells about the day is delightfully unexpected.
Final Encouragement
"Keep waving your wand (or pen) at the world; it needs your magic now more than ever!"
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