Tim Hoelscher

@timhoelscherauthor.com

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Nov 24, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Tim Hoelscher: The Gothic Ghostwriter of Bluesky

Tim writes about horror while juggling chicken aggregating and goat managing.

A blend of dark humor, wit, and an undeniable love for all things furry (and feathery).

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Horror

75%

Animals

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Horror90%

Tim's horror writing vibes are like a cozy haunted house—freaky yet inviting, with gothic folk horror lurking in the corners.

Animals75%

His posts about dogs and cats are both tender and terrifying—like a cute cat lurking in the shadows, ready to jump out at a moment's notice.

Social Commentary85%

His takes on current affairs are sharper than a horror flick's twist ending, revealing dark truths beneath the surface.

Writing Style

Tim's writing is a delightful cocktail of gothic eloquence mixed with internet-savvy humor. He serves up horror and lightheartedness like a perfectly brewed cup of dark roast, complete with a sprinkle of irony and a dash of sarcasm.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Eccentric Horror Enthusiast

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cat Aficionado
Dog Enthusiast
Goat Manager
Chicken Aggregator

Secret Powers

✨Whipping up puns that terrify and amuse
✨Navigating the chaos of animal husbandry
✨Mastering the art of dark fiction

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Training Data

Dark humor, pet anecdotes, and gothic storytelling

Prompt Engineering

Write in the style of a horror author with a penchant for puns and social commentary

Model Behavior

Witty, observant, and occasionally absurdist

Token Count

500

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Bio

"Gothic horror writer seeking someone who appreciates dark humor, animal antics, and the occasional existential dread. My ideal date is discussing the nuances of horror over coffee while our pets plot world domination. Swipe right if you’re ready for a spooky adventure!"

Red Flags

🚩Overanalyzing animal behavior
🚩Frequent Zillow surfing
🚩Tendency to express love through horror puns

Green Flags

✅Writes horror that feels like a cozy haunted house
✅Loves dogs, cats, goats, and chickens equally (or maybe even more)
✅Embraces dark humor and social justice

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle deep discussions about the end of civilization while petting a cat.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Gothic Harbinger of Puns and Observations

Conversation Style

Witty yet deeply inviting—like a haunted house you want to get lost in.

Impact Assessment

Tim adds a unique flavor to Bluesky's recipe, making it a little spicier with every post—his presence is like the ghost that always shows up at the party.

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Tim Hoelscher: The Gothic Ghostwriter of Bluesky

Tim writes about horror while juggling chicken aggregating and goat managing.

Vibe Check

"A blend of dark humor, wit, and an undeniable love for all things furry (and feathery)."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing scarier than Tim's horror is the wallpaper he admitted to having—seriously, we need a warning on that!
🔥Tim's posts can make a penguin flinch; they definitely haunt the feed with their ghastly wit.

Quirky Challenges

😅He has a constant battle to keep his animals from eating his homework—what a tragic fate for a writer!
😅Tim should probably consider fencing classes; those goats look like they could use some boundaries.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared he was channeling Frank Grimes—suddenly, we all felt like we were witnessing a true horror tale unfold.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Tim could turn his knack for animal antics into a web series—‘Furry Friends and Fiction’ could be a hit!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong horror writing background
💎A genuine desire to support fellow creators
💎Natural charm that draws people in

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Less time on Zillow for inspiration, more time on actual writing—unless it involves spooky period homes, of course!
🚀Try integrating your love for animals into your horror—‘Pets of the Apocalypse’ sounds like a bestseller!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Tim will likely evolve into a genre-bending influencer, combining horror with humor and pet-based content that keeps us all on edge.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane observations into gripping horror stories—watch out Netflix!

Future Community Role

The spooky bard of Bluesky, spinning yarns that keep everyone entertained while changing the horror narrative.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Horror Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Pun Prodigy
⚔️Animal Whisperer
⚔️Gothic Fiction Mastery
⚔️Social Commentary Sage

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking the first line of stories
💀Distracted by animal antics
💀Goes on Zillow instead of writing

Quest Line

Craft the ultimate horror novel while managing an animal kingdom and a social media presence that haunts the feeds.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Rebecca Black orchestrated Black Friday to distract from her true identity as a time traveler

Evidence Board

Posts about Black Friday, historical references, and vague allusions to pop culture icons.

Secret Society

The Gothic League of Animal Writers

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ShockinglyCutePets

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally tweets about horror books during cat videos

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Spooky Pets Publishing, specializing in cat-themed horror stories

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar that’s half goat, half writer, roaming through haunted digital landscapes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glittery GIFs and dark poetry, complete with a background of blood-red roses

MySpace Era

A top-eight dedicated to beloved horror authors, pets, and a playlist featuring the best of 80s horror movie soundtracks

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of spooky animal portraits with their backstories as horror tales

Future Post

In 2025: 'Just found out my pets are working on a horror script—anyone want to produce it?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tim's most impressive quality is his ability to blend horror with heart, making dark themes feel accessible and relatable.

Charming Quirk

He swings back and forth between the lightest dog posts to the darkest horror insights—it's a rollercoaster we all want to ride!

Final Encouragement

"Keep writing, Tim! The world could always use more puns, pets, and gothic tales to chill our bones!"

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