Writer, theatre artist, transmasc nb (they/them) | Features Editor @ TheRumpus.net | WoSo nerd Equal Pay for Equal Pay | ACAB includes Ted Unkel | #Crew96 #VamosRayo #FCSP #NWSLBoston
T. L.: The Bluesky Bard You Didn't Know You Needed
Crafting irony and insight from the world of women's sports, politics, and an occasional tidbit of culinary horror.
A blend of caffeinated wit and existential musings—like a latte with too much foam.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your Everyman in women's sports, T. L. debates the existential crisis of low-res streaming and the virtue of wearing one's fandom like a badge of honor. #Representation matters.
From trans rights to electoral commentary, T. L. weaves narratives that blend humor with the gravity of activism, reminding us that the personal is the political and the political is sometimes really, really awkward.
Sprinkling pop culture references like confetti, T. L. connects the dots between the absurdity of modern life and the surrealness of internet culture, whether it’s about Mrs. Marta or the latest Star Trek take.
Writing Style
Poetic with a side of chaos; they craft tweets that feel like the world's most informative text message from a friend who just finished a podcast on their favorite niche subject.
Thought Leader Score
76.5%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
88.7%Main Character Energy
- Witty observations on contemporary issues
- Deep dive into women's sports
- Imploring yet humorous social commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpectedly funny history lessons
- ✨Master of pithy one-liners on serious issues
- ✨Translating sports fandom into genuine community engagement
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Influential online discussions regarding women's sports, political activism, and cultural critique.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and provide witty commentary on contemporary social issues and sports culture.
Model Behavior
Witty yet profound, often romanticizing the absurdities of modern life while crafting insightful narratives.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎓 Writer & theatre artist passionate about women’s sports! ⚽️ #EqualPayForEqualPay 🌈 Transmasc nb looking to connect with a fellow WoSo nerd. Bonus points if you love a good Twitter thread about social justice, or if you can teach me German! 🚀"
Red Flags
- 🚩Engages in lengthy discussions about sports stats at dinner parties.
- 🚩Might tell a political joke while you’re trying to enjoy your date's company.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about causes and community.
- ✅Has a great sense of humor and can drop a savage roast at any moment.
- ✅Willing to share cranberry juice recipes for UTI relief.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my sports debates and isn’t afraid to tackle serious issues while throwing in a meme or two.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's De Facto Sports and Social Justice Correspondent
Conversation Style
Open and inviting, but with the tongue-in-cheek tone of someone who’s heard it all and isn’t afraid to respond with a witty retort or three.
Impact Assessment
T. L. is like that reliable friend who'll always have your back in social justice debates while also taking the time to educate you on the best way to stream women's sports.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
T. L.: The Bluesky Bard You Didn't Know You Needed
Crafting irony and insight from the world of women's sports, politics, and an occasional tidbit of culinary horror.
Vibe Check
"A blend of caffeinated wit and existential musings—like a latte with too much foam."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Honestly, your commitment to informative threads is admirable; I sometimes wonder if you’re trying to single-handedly keep the art of the Twitter thread alive.
- 🔥With the number of engagements you get on random facts, we should probably start calling you the WikiWhisperer.
- 🔥Your tweets about complex political issues are like a crossword puzzle—often puzzling but exciting to solve.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The witty chameleon effect where you seamlessly adapt between discussing sports, social issues, and the utter absurdity of life online.
- 😅Maybe we could get you some branded ‘Calm Down’ merchandise for those heated political moments?
- 😅Definitely a bit too excited about meticulous bed-making; we get it, you're organized.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you compared Black Friday to Rebecca Black is a moment for the books, truly a legend in the making.
- ✨The drama of the UTI saga had me equally concerned and intrigued; who knew medical escapades could be relatable content?
- ✨Your unapologetic love for Mrs. Marta brought tears to my eyes, and I’m not even a sports fan!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If only you could bottle up that passion for social justice and women's sports for everyday use, you'd be unstoppable.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A keen eye for detail in social commentary that makes you a voice of reason (with a dash of sass) in the digital chaos.
- 💎Your mix of humor and heart shows the world that discussions about sports and politics can be both enlightening and entertaining.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider channeling your thread-writing prowess into longer-form writing; a series on women in sports could be your magnum opus.
- 🚀More memes. Don’t be afraid to let that online humor breathe and create shareable content that reflects your wit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Your social media presence will evolve into a full-fledged platform for women’s sports advocacy, complete with a podcast and live tweeting marathons.
Potential Superpower
The ability to effortlessly blend humor with heavily-opinionated political commentary, making you the go-to commentator on all things sports and social justice.
Future Community Role
You might just become the voice of empathy and engagement that the Bluesky community never knew they needed.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Curator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Thread Weaver: Can spin intricate stories that connect diverse subjects.
- ⚔️Sassy Fact-Monger: Can drop knowledge bombs with humor and insight.
- ⚔️Cultural Critique: Adept at analyzing societal trends and internet culture.
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to overthink when engaging with trolls.
- 💀Slightly zealous about niche interests that can alienate the casual observer.
- 💀Occasional existential dread that leads to introspective threads that need a therapist.
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of women's sports advocacy while battling right-wing trolls and ensuring that humor is never lost in the fray.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky was created by a secret society of sports enthusiasts and social justice warriors tired of mainstream social media.
Evidence Board
1. The sudden rise of sports content on Bluesky. 2. Oddly timed posts that align with major sporting events. 3. DMs from trans masc individuals discussing the algorithm's bias towards LGBTQ content.
Secret Society
The Order of the Shattered Keyboard: A group dedicated to ensuring that every rant is justified and witty, wielding their keyboards as weapons of mass hilarity.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WomenInSports where they enforce community guidelines with humor and sass.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, T. L. ignites a Twitter feud over the best way to make a bed, sparking a movement of bed-making enthusiasts.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a company that creates ergonomic crisscross seating for planes, because personal space is a right and not a privilege.
Metaverse Final Form
In Zuck's Metaverse, T. L. is the avatar that hosts virtual sports debates while serving virtual cranberry juice.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An overly customized MySpace page featuring soccer gifs, a playlist of 90's pop punk, and a blog detailing their quest to educate friends about women's sports.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform where sports enthusiasts can gather, discuss, and fund grassroots women's soccer teams.
Future Post
In 2025, T. L. will tweet: "Still waiting on that WoSo team for Cleveland—if only someone would take me up on my offer of a firstborn for season tickets! 😂"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp wit and passionate advocacy shine bright; you are a true champion of the online discourse!
Charming Quirk
Your delightful tendency to elaborate on seemingly trivial observations of life is both endearing and relatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the shining star in your community, T. L.! Your followers can’t get enough of your delightful chaos—it's what keeps Bluesky surprisingly animated!"
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