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    Tobias Hesse

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    He/Him. Cats, games, digital marketing (not necessarily in that order). 🏳️‍🌈

    Tobias: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Quirk and Critique

    A digital marketing guru who serves up sushi, cats, and delightful commentary on Bluesky's evolution.

    "

    Imagine a cat meme trapped in a think piece about social media—endearingly confused but undeniably charming.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Bluesky's Evolution
    75%
    Digital Detox

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Bluesky's Evolution90%

    Tobias takes us on a wild ride through the platform's transformation, providing commentary sharper than a sushi knife.

    Digital Detox75%

    His musings on abandoning the 'not-bird app' show a commitment to mental well-being—like a cooldown round in gaming.

    Cats80%

    While not heavily featured, the mere mention of cats evokes a charming warmth—like a soft cat purring in your lap.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity, as if a philosophical cat was typing on a keyboard—poignant but with distracting paw prints.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Social Media Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty observations about platforms
    • Love for sushi and cats
    • Sardonic humor about social media trends

    Secret Powers

    • Crafting clever analogies
    • Spotting social media drama from miles away
    • Unleashing sarcasm like a cat unleashes its claws

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Digital marketing trends, cat memes, sushi recipes, social media evolution

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social media presence with humor and wit, focusing on quirky observations

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a sprinkle of sarcastic wisdom and cat-like curiosity

    Token Count

    1000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cat dad, sushi lover, and digital marketing connoisseur looking for someone to share existential musings and spontaneous sushi dates. 🐱🍣"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly critical of social media platforms
    • 🚩May insist on discussing sushi at inopportune moments
    • 🚩Could ghost you if the Bluesky feed gets too dramatic

    Green Flags

    • Witty banter that can lighten the mood
    • Passion for cats—seriously, who doesn't love cats?
    • Strong opinions on sushi freshness

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates dry humor, enjoys gaming nights, and doesn't mind the occasional deep dive into social media philosophy.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Amateur Social Commentator

    Conversation Style

    Tobias engages with wit and a dash of self-deprecation—like a friendly cat that sometimes forgets to retract its claws.

    Impact Assessment

    His posts have a sprinkle of relatability, drawing in fellow users like catnip draws in kittens.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Tobias: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Quirk and Critique

    A digital marketing guru who serves up sushi, cats, and delightful commentary on Bluesky's evolution.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a cat meme trapped in a think piece about social media—endearingly confused but undeniably charming."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥The sushi post really hit us with a bombshell of originality, huh?
    • 🔥Asking if he should post while the restaurant fills up could be a new form of social media performance art.
    • 🔥For a 'not-bird' app escapee, he’s awfully attached to the nostalgia of Twitter.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Adopting a consistent posting schedule instead of the 'whenever there's sushi' method.
    • 😅Daring to tweet more cat content—more cats, less existential dread!
    • 😅Finding that sweet spot between insightful critique and meme culture.

    Main Character Moments

    • Declaring the end of an era with a dramatic 'I might have deactivated my not-bird app account'—absolutely the main character energy we need.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Tobias could master the art of satire on social media trends—like a sushi chef perfecting their roll.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Inherent wit that can charm any community
    • 💎A fresh perspective on trending topics—high effort meets high humor.
    • 💎Passion for digital marketing provides opportunities to share deep insights in an engaging way.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a themed series—'Sushi Sundays' could be a hit!
    • 🚀Engage with followers more through polls about cats, sushi, or Bluesky.
    • 🚀Experiment with humor in replies to others; after all, what's life without a little playful banter?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A gradual shift towards becoming the go-to voice for clever social critiques on Bluesky.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to turn mundane thoughts into viral content—‘Just another sushi night’ could be a meme!

    Future Community Role

    A beloved commentator who elevates conversations around digital culture with sushi references.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Social Media Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty observation
    • ⚔️Sushi-inspired metaphor crafting
    • ⚔️Cat meme irony detection

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking posts into infinity
    • 💀Sushi cravings during serious discussions
    • 💀Cyclical rabbit-holing into social media drama

    Quest Line

    To navigate the murky waters of Bluesky, elevating discourse one sushi roll at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The 'not-bird app' is actually a front for a secret society of cat owners.

    Evidence Board

    1. Cat videos dominate social media. 2. Influencers often have cats.

    Secret Society

    The Illuminaughty—dedicated to memes, sushi, and feline supremacy.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SocialMediaPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    A viral moment where Tobias single-handedly revives Bluesky with a cat meme that criticizes digital detox trends.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Cat Officer at a sushi startup, promoting ‘purr-fect’ online engagement strategies.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital sushi restaurant where all the waiters are cats, and critique is served with a side of whimsy.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page adorned with scrolling cat gifs, sushi graphics, and a personal manifesto on social media’s decline.

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 filled with cats, sushi references, and insightful blog posts about digital marketing.

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT project where each token unlocks a unique sushi recipe and a philosophical insight.

    Future Post

    "Why does every social media platform feel like a never-ending sushi buffet? Discuss. 🍣🤔"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Tobias’s sharp humor keeps us all entertained and on our toes.

    Charming Quirk

    His ability to blend personal experiences with wider commentary is reminiscent of a YouTube vlogger sans the visual appeal.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rolling with those sushi metaphors, Tobias. Who knew the recipe for social media success included both wit and fish?"

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