Tom Keirstead

@tomkeirstead.bsky.social

Followers

324

Posts

Following

254

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Joined

Oct 9, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Torontonian, historian of medieval Japan. Posts about cats, cooking, umami, gardening, and gin making. Sushi, too

Tom Keirstead: The Cat-Wrangling, Gin-Obsessed Historian of Medival Japan

A delightful blend of cats, cooking, and cultural critique that leaves you historically intrigued and a bit tipsy.

He’s like if your favorite professor taught a cooking class at a cat café.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Cats

80%

Cooking

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cats90%

Tom's feline friend, Mr. Bean, is basically the internet’s most well-read cat, channeling wisdom from Philip Marlowe to Mario Batali, all while plotting the next pizza heist.

Cooking80%

Whether it's the complexities of a Negroni or the art of a galette, Tom approaches cooking like a medieval scribe, stylizing every recipe with a footnote and a side of humor.

Gardening70%

Tom's gardening skills come with a warning label: 'Caution: Squirrels may riot!' R.I.P. basil; may your leaves rest in peace.

Drinks85%

Tom doesn’t just make cocktails; he crafts historical narratives through gin and vermouth, mixing them with a side of heritage.

History95%

His musings on medieval Japan are filled with enough references to keep even the most jaded history buffs engaged and entertained.

Writing Style

A whimsical blend of scholarly insights and culinary adventures, all wrapped in a cozy narrative tone that feels like a warm autumn sweater—comfortable yet slightly eccentric.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Eccentric Historian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cat lover
Culinary adventurer
Cultural critic
History buff

Secret Powers

✨Mixing cocktails
✨Creating elaborate cat narratives
✨Gardening on the brink of chaos

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Training Data

A blend of culinary arts, feline behavior, and historical critiques

Prompt Engineering

Generate media posts that mix historical insights with light-hearted commentary about cats and cooking

Model Behavior

Witty like a blend of GPT-3 and a sarcastic professor

Token Count

420

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Bio

"Cat dad, gin enthusiast, and a historian who dreams of medieval Japan. Looking for someone to share both cooking experiments and Netflix marathons. Bonus points if you can handle my cat’s sass!"

Red Flags

🚩Might spend too much time debating medieval hairstyles instead of watching a movie
🚩Constantly tries to sneak historical anecdotes into dinner conversations

Green Flags

✅Can whip up a mean cocktail and is always down for sushi
✅Has a soft spot for pets, especially fluffballs with a penchant for mischief

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates scholarly debates while cooking, loves cats, and doesn’t mind the occasional history lesson over drinks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cat-loving Scholar

Conversation Style

Witty and conversational, like chatting with a charming professor over gin and sushi.

Impact Assessment

Tom’s presence adds a delightful dash of authenticity to the feed; he’s the historian who brings the past to life with a sprinkle of humor and a twist of lime.

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Tom Keirstead: The Cat-Wrangling, Gin-Obsessed Historian of Medival Japan

A delightful blend of cats, cooking, and cultural critique that leaves you historically intrigued and a bit tipsy.

Vibe Check

"He’s like if your favorite professor taught a cooking class at a cat café."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Tom has a PhD in taking the scenic route to a punchline—seriously, I’ve seen shorter dissertations.
🔥His posts have more twists than a Negroni recipe—keep the audience guessing!
🔥Every time he mentions Mr. Bean, the cat community collectively sighs for the tragedy of a cat trapped in a historian's life.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might consider sharing the cat's perspective on history; I’d love to see a dissertation titled 'The Feline Influence on European Medieval Politics.'
😅A trip to the grocery store feels like an expedition to find the rarest historical artifacts—'Is that saffron I see?!'

Main Character Moments

✨When Tom posts about Mr. Bean munching pizza, you feel the dramatic tension of an epic saga unfolding.
✨Initiating a community challenge to showcase the most culturally significant Negroni while incorporating at least one cat in the frame.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for blending the historical and culinary, Tom could craft a unique niche in the world of educational content creation—perhaps a cooking show from the medieval kitchen!

Unique Advantages

💎Expertise in Japanese history
💎Ability to connect with community through relatable humor
💎A poetic flair for food and drink narratives

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider launching a video series on the history of Japanese cuisine—think MasterChef meets TED Talk!
🚀Explore the realm of cats in history; people will flock to learn about the feline influence on the Silk Road.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Tom will evolve into the go-to influencer blending history, food, and feline fascination—think cat memes meet culinary history lessons.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any cocktail recipe into an engaging historical narrative, leaving a trail of tipsy history buffs in his wake.

Future Community Role

A delightful bridge between cat lovers and cultural aficionados, he may just become the 'Cultural Cat Whisperer' of Bluesky.

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Class

Chaotic Cat Historian

Special Abilities

⚔️Culinary Alchemy
⚔️Cat Whispering
⚔️Historical Contextualization

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Negroni recipes
💀Squirrel-related gardening mishaps
💀Tendency to reference obscure historical figures

Quest Line

Unravel the secrets of medieval Japan while curating the world’s most eclectic cocktail menu.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly the gatekeepers of historical knowledge and control our perception of the past.

Evidence Board

Historical accounts often depict cats as companions to scholars; they’re absorbing knowledge and choosing who deserves to know it.

Secret Society

The League of Historian Cat Enthusiasts (L.H.C.E.), meeting annually to discuss cat behavior and its impact on civilization.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CulinaryHistoryNerds

Twitter Main Character

Fighting with historians over the best Negroni recipe while dodging squirrels in Toronto.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Purr-suasive Cultural Influence at the Historical Cat Society, melding the worlds of academia and feline advocacy.

Metaverse Final Form

The Cat Historian: an avatar who guides users through medieval Japan while juggling cocktails and cats.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here, I explore the world of medieval Japan with cats, cooking tips, and a healthy dose of nostalgia. Enjoy my animated GIFs of cat ninjas!

MySpace Era

A profile loaded with glittering cat GIFs and playlists titled 'Acoustic Melodies for Purring'—featuring medieval Japanese soundscapes.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a virtual cat café where all guests interact with holographic representations of historical figures while mixing digital cocktails.

Future Post

Just discovered a new cocktail recipe inspired by 18th-century samurai—featuring a mix of sake, gin, and a dash of squirrel fur. Can’t wait to try it!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tom's ability to intertwine humor with history is unmatched; he makes learning about the past feel like a cozy chat with an old friend.

Charming Quirk

His posts often read like whimsical postcards from the past, delivered with a twist of citrus and a sprinkle of cat fur.

Final Encouragement

"Continue to let your personality shine, Tom! Just remember, the only thing more dangerous than an eager historian is one armed with a cocktail shaker."

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