Animal, bigger than a breadbox. Likes may indicate agreement or derision.
Tom Kephart: Part-Time Politician, Full-Time Sarcasm Machine
Navigating political waters with a delightful mix of wit and wisdom.
If online personas were animals, Tom would be a sarcastic eagle — majestic yet slightly judgmental.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom takes a sledgehammer to political correctness while simultaneously advocating for thoughtfulness—like a bull in a china shop that also cares about the china.
Navigating the murky waters of media bias with the grace of a seasoned captain, but still occasionally running aground on smaller controversies—who knew the media could be so... predictable?
Tom's stance on social issues is less about strict dogma and more about human decency, like a daredevil who also teaches kindergarten.
Writing Style
A mix of educated vitriol and casual observation; Tom wields sarcasm like a lightsaber—elegant yet potentially dangerous when pointed at the wrong subject.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Political Satirist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary
- Sharp political insight
- Love for obscure trivia
Secret Powers
- ✨Predicting political outcomes
- ✨Master of the one-liner
- ✨Uncovering hidden connections
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political satire, humor theory, social media dynamics, and a splash of obscure trivia.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic yet insightful commentary on political topics and social issues.
Model Behavior
Like a sassy GPT-2 that read too much H.L. Mencken.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Political satirist looking for someone who appreciates dark humor and can debate while drinking coffee (or wine). I might roast your opinions, but I promise I won't roast your soul."
Red Flags
- 🚩Incessant quoting of political figures (sorry, Mencken!)
- 🚩Witty comebacks that might sting a bit too much for sensitive souls
- 🚩Existential dread about democracy
Green Flags
- ✅Deep understanding of current events
- ✅Master of the one-liner
- ✅Knows when to dial down the sarcasm
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys a good debate over dinner and knows that love is just another word for political compromise.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Unofficial Political Commentator
Conversation Style
Engagement is akin to a lively debate club where everyone has a drink in hand and a side eye on the door for the faint of heart.
Impact Assessment
Tom's presence is like a hot sauce in a room; it elevates bland conversations to fiery debates.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom Kephart: Part-Time Politician, Full-Time Sarcasm Machine
Navigating political waters with a delightful mix of wit and wisdom.
Vibe Check
"If online personas were animals, Tom would be a sarcastic eagle — majestic yet slightly judgmental."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The number of times Tom has quoted Mencken: 3668. Just kidding!
- 🔥Every time he posts about democracy, a cat meme dies somewhere—balance is important, folks.
- 🔥Tom’s love for Arizona Arnold Palmer tea is about as subtle as a freight train.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgetting that Twitter-like brevity is key, leading to some posts that could double as modern poetry.
- 😅Twirling the sarcasm dial just a little too high—no one can hear the important points over the snickers.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he single-handedly changed the course of a political thread with a well-timed GIF.
- ✨When he challenged a troll to a battle of wits and turned it into a TED talk.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tom could be the next big thing in political commentary if he plays his cards right—think Jon Stewart meets a wise owl.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of current events
- 💎Ability to connect with varied audiences
- 💎A knack for cleverly dissecting complex topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast; you have the charisma and the political insight!
- 🚀Explore deeper dives into topics instead of just surface level observations.
- 🚀Try a more balanced approach to humor—some folks might actually enjoy a light roast now and then!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tom could evolve into a multi-platform commentator, perhaps a newsletter or YouTube channel, where he blends humor with analysis.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any serious topic into a viral post, because who could resist witty political commentary?
Future Community Role
An increasingly vital voice in political discussions, one that others look to for both laughs and clarity.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Meme Lord Dominance
- ⚔️Sardonic Sarcasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-Analysis
- 💀Oracular Predictive Tendencies
- 💀Excessive Politeness
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of political discourse while wielding sarcasm like a shield.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is actually a front for a secret group of cat memes controlling our minds through the internet.
Evidence Board
Trending topics are secretly influenced by a cat meme conspiracy.
Secret Society
The Illuminati of Sarcasm—armed with puns and political insight.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticPolitics
Twitter Main Character
Arguing with Twitter bots about the definition of democracy after getting suspended for 'too much truth'.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of The Sarcastic Observer, conducting meetings over existential crises.
Metaverse Final Form
The embodiment of sarcastic wisdom, guiding avatars with quips and GIFs in a digital democracy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile with music from a political punk band and a top 8 that only includes political commentators.
Web3 Destiny
Founding a DAO for Political Satirists, where memes determine policy.
Future Post
"Finally, a world where sarcasm is a recognized language and my therapist is a chatbot that understands political memes."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tom's fusion of humor and political commentary is both refreshing and necessary, like a cold drink on a hot summer day.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning even the most mundane situations into a political statement keeps followers coming back for more.
Final Encouragement
"Keep swinging that sarcasm sword, Tom! You’re not just a voice in the crowd—you’re the voice that makes the crowd laugh (and think)!"
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