Casting a cold eye on life..
A political commentator armed with a Celtic heart and incisive wit—juxtaposing light banter with heavy-hitting truths.
Think of him as the Shakespeare of Bluesky, but with a penchant for football and the occasional cheeky roast.
"Your content DNA, decoded
His unwavering devotion to Celtic FC could fuel a small country. Whether celebrating wins or lamenting losses, Tom's the bard of Celtic's saga, complete with heartfelt anecdotes and gallows humor.
Tom's posts are like a box of chocolate-covered political truths—some are sweet, some are nutty, and some will definitely leave you questioning your sanity. With the finesse of a court jester, he manages to address heavy issues and sprinkle in some levity.
He takes on heavy themes like occupation and inequality with a deft hand, likening them to frogs taking residence in biodiversity ponds—if only more people would understand the metaphors behind his fervor!
Tom's tweets are like a tapas meal: a bit of everything that comes together in an eclectic yet satisfying arrangement. Despite some dry spells, the bursts of passion and insight have the cadence of a well-rehearsed comedian riffing on life's absurdities.
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The Informed Bystander
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Political discourse, sports commentary, social justice issues, and absurd internet humor.
Create a highly observant and humorous social media personality who seamlessly blends light banter with deep insights on serious topics.
Like a well-read philosopher who moonlights as a stand-up comic; insightful yet irreverent.
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"Looking for someone who can chat about everything from football stats to political scandals, all while sharing a pint at the local pub. If you can appreciate a good tweet about bird sounds, we’ll get along just fine."
Someone who enjoys a cocktail of deep conversations with a sprinkle of humor, and is ready to tackle the issues of the world over a football match.
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The Voice of Reason
Like a seasoned pub philosopher—quick with a pun, armed with facts, and always ready for a friendly debate. Don't be surprised if he roasts you with a smile!
Tom's presence is like the comforting sound of the kettle boiling: familiar, essential, and sometimes the catalyst for a good chat.
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A political commentator armed with a Celtic heart and incisive wit—juxtaposing light banter with heavy-hitting truths.
"Think of him as the Shakespeare of Bluesky, but with a penchant for football and the occasional cheeky roast."
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Your character progression
Tom could easily pivot into a podcast or YouTube channel, where his sharp commentary can meet the visual realm—after all, who wouldn't want a dose of insight served with a splash of sarcasm?
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Expect Tom to evolve into a social media influencer who doesn’t just tell stories, but sells them—think serious topics delivered with a side of wit.
The ability to turn mundane events into viral content—who knew a walk in Little Italy could spark a movement in his followers?
As he grows, Tom might become the unofficial spokesperson for socially conscious football fans—think of him as the bridge between the sport and pressing societal issues.
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Chaotic Thinker
Navigating the turbulent waters of social commentary with a Celtic heart and a sharp tongue.
Your conspiracy detector
Celebrities are actually aliens who use social media to distract us from the truth.
1. Celebrities often look too good to be human. 2. Have you seen their social media engagement? 3. Their ‘mysterious’ behavior is just cover-up tactics.
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Engaged in an epic feud with a fellow football fan over the balance of humor and seriousness in social commentary.
CEO of a non-profit focused on social justice through sports, but still reluctant to wear a suit.
Transform into a virtual Celtic-themed philosopher who holds court in a digital pub, sipping pixelated ale.
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Your digital time warp
Customized with Celtic green theme, featuring a top 8 list of favorite players and deep-cut political quotes.
A virtual platform where users can debate and share content on social issues, all while collecting tokens for engagement.
In 2025: "New findings reveal that Scottish football fans are indeed the most rational beings on the planet. Let’s discuss over pints!"
Wrapping up your story
Tom’s ability to balance humor with serious commentary makes him a refreshing presence in the digital sphere—like a good whiskey that warms your insides while also making you laugh.
His absurdity in seemingly trivial observations often resonates more than his poignant posts, proving he's both a thoughtful observer and a playful participant in his own narrative.
"Keep stirring the pot, Tom! Your blend of sarcasm, intelligence, and heart is a recipe for social media success—and who knows, maybe one day they'll feature you in a history book under 'Greatest Online Voices of Our Time'!"
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