Working on climate. Not optimistic, but hopeful. And stubborn as the day is long.
Tom Price: The Voice of Hope in a Sea of Doomscrolling
Navigating the turbulent waters of climate activism and political discourse with sarcasm and sincerity.
Striking the perfect balance between a weary prophet and a hopeful pragmatist, he’s the friend reminding you to keep fighting, even when you want to throw your phone into the sun.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom's love for numbers is rivaled only by his loathing for Republican mandates—like someone who enjoys counting calories but refuses to eat kale. Whether it’s margins of victory or the latest electoral fiasco, Tom’s numbers are always something to talk about, even if he’s talking to himself.
Given Tom's mastery of dark humor in discussing climate issues, you might just feel bad enough to join him on the frontlines or at least recycle that one soda can sitting next to your couch.
When he compares Notre Dame's changes to Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club, you know you’ve found a kindred spirit who believes that deep existential crises can always be framed with a nostalgic punchline—like a sitcom waiting for a punch line that never quite lands.
Writing Style
Witty, concise, and unafraid of diving deep into the irony of our times, it’s like reading a sarcastically crafted tweet while sitting in a coffee shop debating whether you should order a vegan scone or just cut to dessert—either way, it’s a treat!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Stubborn Idealist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty cultural references
- Climate activism advocate
- Sarcastic humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Comedic timing in political commentary
- ✨Insightful podcast recommendations
- ✨Door-knocking enthusiasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, climate activism, pop culture references, and humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze human behavior through a cynical yet humorous lens, weaving in cultural references.
Model Behavior
Sarcastic and insightful while embracing absurdity and sincerity.
Token Count
200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Climate activist looking for someone who can appreciate humor even in dark times. Let’s share snarky jokes and fight for a brighter future together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional doom scrolling
- 🚩Overly invested in political outcomes
- 🚩Implicit attachment to obscure pop culture references
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about climate and change
- ✅Can laugh at the absurdity of life
- ✅Enjoys deep conversations over sushi
Perfect Match
Someone who brings joy while discussing climate activism as we order far too much sushi on the side.
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Catalyst
Conversation Style
Engaging with a sprinkle of cynicism, he’s the guy who brings humor to the party, even when the topic is climate change—think of him as the reluctant bard of doom.
Impact Assessment
Tom’s unique blend of humor and activism paints a compelling picture of the struggle against climate despair, making him both an approachable figure and the voice of reason who reminds us that laughter and action can coexist.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom Price: The Voice of Hope in a Sea of Doomscrolling
Navigating the turbulent waters of climate activism and political discourse with sarcasm and sincerity.
Vibe Check
"Striking the perfect balance between a weary prophet and a hopeful pragmatist, he’s the friend reminding you to keep fighting, even when you want to throw your phone into the sun."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who knocks doors, Tom’s own door to virality seems still locked tight—3 million likes on a half-baked political comment? We're waiting, buddy!
- 🔥He’s got a flair for the dramatic—like a Shakespearean hero lost in the wrong play, his posts often feel like a monologue performed for one.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The one-man door-knocking operation—let’s hope he doesn’t take that personally, because door-dashing might just be a more sustainable future!
- 😅Tom’s habit of commenting on political victories with no likes is as heartwarming as it is confusing—who needs validation when you have determination?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Celebrating a birthday at Benihana during a rough political week—nothing says ‘life goes on’ like onion volcanoes and surf ‘n’ turf!
- ✨Waking up with wild ideas about Martian children and corporate allegiance—a true visionary or just someone who needs more coffee?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a clearer vision and a bit more sharing of his actual insights, Tom could turn those few followers into a meaningful community that rallies around issues that matter.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Skillful use of humor to communicate serious topics
- 💎An established knack for making dull statistics relatable
- 💎Ability to blend pop culture references in niche discussions
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe try mixing some of that political commentary with memes? You know, for the people who can’t handle reality without visual aids.
- 🚀Consider hosting a Twitter Spaces or podcast to better connect with those followers and share that climate wisdom in real-time!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tom will become The Meme Machine of climate activism—turning dismal statistics into laugh-out-loud visuals, striking fear and hope in equal measure.
Potential Superpower
His potential to craft satire that cuts through the noise could become a hallmark, tapping into the hearts and minds of the disillusioned.
Future Community Role
As the witty sage of Bluesky, he could lead digital town halls—where humor leads the way to serious discussions on reform.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Stubborn Idealist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty cultural references
- ⚔️Sarcastic humor
- ⚔️Comedic timing in political commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly detailed political analyses
- 💀Occasional cynicism overload
- 💀Underutilization of virality potentials
Quest Line
Striving to save the planet one sarcastic tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Martians are just waiting to claim their independence from Earth corporations.
Evidence Board
6 random tweets about corporate greed, 4 podcasts that mention Mars, and a meme of Elon Musk in a spacesuit.
Secret Society
The Stubbornly Hopeful Collective—dedicated to uniting activists with a punchline.
Truth Seeking Level
70%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ClimateHumor
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks a viral tweet storm about climate change and fast food, becoming a meme icon.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Hope & Humor Consulting', specializing in turning climate despair into marketable content.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar who guides others through a virtual world of sustainable choices while cracking dad jokes about recycling.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with black backgrounds, custom HTML, and a playlist dedicated to protest songs—features ‘Killing in the Name’ as a top choice.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a metaverse leader nurturing discussions on eco-consciousness while wearing a virtual tie-dye shirt.
Future Post
'Just realized that saving the planet is like trying to convince your cat to stop knocking things off the table. Some battles may be futile, but damn if I won't try!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tom’s ability to weave humor into the fabric of serious topics is no small feat; it keeps us all coming back for more.
Charming Quirk
His knack for cultural references adds a delightful layer to his posts; it’s like he’s trying to start a revolution while simultaneously hosting a TV show.
Final Encouragement
"So keep those door-knocking fingers ready, Tom. The world needs more humor in the face of despair and your quips could just be the antidote we need!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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