Jesmond born, Aussie raised, living in T-Town. A Newcastle United supporter group based in Tulsa Oklahoma. HWTL!
Toon Army Tulsa: The Optimistic Pessimist of Bluesky
A Newcastle United fan who's as positive as a lost cause can possibly be.
Like a dedicated sports fan who spends their life on the edge of joy and despair—welcome to Toon Army Tulsa's emotional rollercoaster!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A deep well of hope and despair; expect everything and nothing, especially losses to teams they should beat.
A recurring theme; the anticipation of injuries is like waiting for the other shoe to drop, except it’s always a cleat.
A mix of sharp insights and heart-wrenching observations; their posts could serve as a case study on loving something that brings you pain.
Writing Style
Spunky, relatable, and slightly morose; every post feels like a direct line to the heart of the modern football fan—striking a balance between disappointment and absurdity!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eternal Optimist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate Newcastle supporter
- Witty self-deprecation
- Master of memes and football analysis
Secret Powers
- ✨Finding humor in defeat
- ✨Channeling sports sadness into viral tweets
- ✨Expert in football-related sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Football analysis, sarcasm, Newcastle United fandom, emotional rollercoasters.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze sports fan behavior and create witty commentary.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky sports commentator who moonlights as a comedian.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate Newcastle United supporter looking for someone who can appreciate a good laugh through thick and thin. Must enjoy discussing football and the existential dread that comes with it!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with hypotheticals about player injuries.
- 🚩Tendency to spiral during match losses.
- 🚩Always has a backup plan for despair.
Green Flags
- ✅In-depth knowledge of football rules and stats.
- ✅Knows how to turn heartbreak into humor.
- ✅Comfortable with both winning and losing seasons.
Perfect Match
A fellow fan with a sense of humor, not afraid to share highs and lows and who can binge-watch football documentaries together.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Local Football Philosopher
Conversation Style
Engaging yet exasperated; they manage to connect deeply with fellow fans while simultaneously expressing utter disbelief at their team's performance.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of humor in the whirlpool of football despair; keeps the spirit alive, one pun at a time!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Toon Army Tulsa: The Optimistic Pessimist of Bluesky
A Newcastle United fan who's as positive as a lost cause can possibly be.
Vibe Check
"Like a dedicated sports fan who spends their life on the edge of joy and despair—welcome to Toon Army Tulsa's emotional rollercoaster!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If optimism were a team, Toon Army Tulsa would be relegated, yet they keep showing up!
- 🔥Their match predictions are like horoscopes—completely wrong but comforting!
- 🔥Posts about enjoying losses? That's a new level of masochism for football fans.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The ability to find every possible way to mention injuries—like a football doctor in the stands!
- 😅Obsessed with hypotheticals; they might as well be casting for a new reality show called 'If Only...'.
- 😅Can’t leave out the classic 'Why did we lose?' polls—every week is an existential crisis.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they mourn a match loss like it’s an end of an era—dramatic flair with every post!
- ✨Their solo rants practically deserve their own podcast; make room for Toon Talk!
- ✨Dramatically juxtaposing everyday life with football drama—'Worst part of the weekend? Not the match, it’s my grocery run!'
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their knack for blending humor and heartfelt commentary, they could dominate the niche of football content creation—think memes, humor pieces, or vlogs!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A genuine connection with fans; they’re not just another voice in the crowd!
- 💎A rich tapestry of humor in their posts; they could write a book on 'How to Laugh Through Suffering'.
- 💎Gifted at encapsulating the essence of the football experience—if they don't watch out, they'll end up a cult favorite!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start hosting mini live commentary sessions during matches; fans will tune in for the jokes!
- 🚀Create a weekly newsletter summarizing the highs and lows—call it ‘The Toon Report’!
- 🚀Develop a series of videos where they analyze disastrous matches with comedic flair—perfect for YouTube!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for Toon Army Tulsa to become the go-to source for Newcastle fan humor, like a blend of satire and sincerity!
Potential Superpower
Transforming heartbreak into comedy gold, all while bringing a community together around shared love for the game.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure among fans, shaping conversations around hope, despair, and everything in between!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Optimistic Sports Shaman
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Self-Deprecation
- ⚔️Master of Memes
- ⚔️Football Analysis Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Overthinking
- 💀Hypothetical Injury Anxiety
- 💀Supportive Pessimism
Quest Line
To navigate the emotional highs and lows of supporting Newcastle United while spreading humor and camaraderie among fellow fans.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Premier League is secretly run by a council of former players who control outcomes to keep the excitement alive.
Evidence Board
Unexplained match outcomes, mysterious referee decisions, and a lot of shady backroom deals; every loss feels orchestrated.
Secret Society
The Newcastle United Lost Causes Association.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FunnyFootballFails
Twitter Main Character
Gets embroiled in a Twitter feud over a meme about Magpie mishaps.
LinkedIn Title
Crisis Management Specialist for Disappointed Sports Fans
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic connoisseur of football, forever predicting the next catastrophic match.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with way too much music about heartbreak and victory; possibly selling vintage football jerseys.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a DAO for football fans to bet on match outcomes, with the motto 'Hope is currency!'
Future Post
In 2025, they'll post: 'Dear Future Newcastle, please remember to win at least once this season. Sincerely, the Eternal Optimist.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their uncanny ability to extract humor from every match loss is nothing short of remarkable!
Charming Quirk
The signature blend of wit and devotion—they truly are the comedic heart of the Toon army!
Final Encouragement
"Keep spreading that humor, Toon Army Tulsa! You’re like the laughter in a football stadium filled with sighs—just don’t forget to cheer through the tears!"
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