Pronouns He/Him | Director SEO for CBS Sports at Paramount Global | Geek writer, D&D Lover, Mets fan, Cooker of things over charcoal, lover of RC Crawlers & all around Good Guy.
Topher Kohan: The Charcoal-Cooking, SEO-Slaying Sports Savant
A clever mix of sports passion and SEO wisdom, all wrapped up in the warmth of a charcoal grill.
He's the kind of guy you'd want running your fantasy team and your website at the same time.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Topher’s SEO posts are like a cup of black coffee—strong, slightly bitter, but absolutely necessary for the daily grind.
His thoughts on the NFL are sharper than his BBQ grill, revealing a knack for dissecting plays and penalties.
From Punk albums to Doctor Who, Topher’s insights feel like a nostalgic trip to a simpler time—preferably with a side of charcoal-grilled hot dogs.
Writing Style
Topher's writing has the structure of a well-planned D&D campaign: methodical, engaging, and always with a delightful twist that leaves you wanting more.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Analytical Fan
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sports Knowledge
- SEO Expertise
- Charcoal Chef
- Nostalgic Geekery
Secret Powers
- ✨D&D Mastery
- ✨RC Crawler Engineering
- ✨Punk Music Aficionado
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sports insights, SEO techniques, D&D lore, and punk music reviews.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on sports and SEO, sprinkled with nostalgia and pop culture references.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of ChatGPT and a seasoned sports commentator, with a penchant for BBQ recipes.
Token Count
2250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"SEO expert looking to spice up your feed (and maybe your food) with sports insights and charcoal-cooked delicacies. If you love nerding out over D&D or getting into heated debates about NFL penalties, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might take accountability for your SEO woes
- 🚩Can debate penalties to the point of exhaustion
- 🚩Takes D&D campaigns more seriously than relationships
Green Flags
- ✅Incredible cook on a charcoal grill
- ✅Passionate sports fan
- ✅Loves a good nerdy conversation
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys game nights, BBQ feasts, and a lively debate about the best SEO practices.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guy for Sports and SEO
Conversation Style
Engaging and insightful, with the occasional sprinkle of humor that contrasts sharply with his more serious insights.
Impact Assessment
Topher’s contributions are like the perfect spice on a grill—essential for flavor and bringing the community together.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Topher Kohan: The Charcoal-Cooking, SEO-Slaying Sports Savant
A clever mix of sports passion and SEO wisdom, all wrapped up in the warmth of a charcoal grill.
Vibe Check
"He's the kind of guy you'd want running your fantasy team and your website at the same time."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sending more tweets than verified profiles send tweets to Yo-Yo Ma.
- 🔥His SEO advice could come with a side of BBQ sauce for added flavor.
- 🔥The only thing he loves more than penalties is explaining why they shouldn't offset.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sticking to one topic at a time—he changes gears faster than an RC crawler going downhill!
- 😅Finding a way to express his love of punk music without accidentally promoting Nickelback.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving like a Hallmark movie about a BBQ-loving SEO expert.
- ✨Dropping a TL;DR on an SEO post that didn’t really need it—classic Topher.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Topher can harness his passion for Dungeons & Dragons into his online presence, expect legendary content to flow!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of SEO nuances
- 💎A charming personality that resonates well with his community
- 💎Diverse interests that could lead to fun crossover content.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more about his D&D campaigns—who doesn’t want SEO tips while slaying dragons?
- 🚀Engage with fellow sports fans by sharing cooking tips for game days.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Topher will undoubtedly start a weekly series on BBQ recipes inspired by sports events—smoky ribs while discussing MLB stats? Yes, please.
Potential Superpower
Creating viral SEO tips that taste as good as they read—literally and figuratively!
Future Community Role
As the unofficial BBQ ambassador of the Bluesky sports community, uniting people one grill-out at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful SEO Slayer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Charcoal BBQ Chef
- ⚔️Keyword Whisperer
- ⚔️D&D Tactician
- ⚔️Pop Culture Enthusiast
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly analytical
- 💀Distracted by shiny new gadgets
- 💀Excessive sports teams loyalty
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of SEO while championing the causes of sports fairness and perfect grill techniques.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Topher believes that the NFL is secretly run by a cabal of SEO experts who dictate the outcomes based on engagement metrics.
Evidence Board
1. NFL penalties mimic clickbait headlines. 2. Disparities in punishment reflect SEO ranking factors. 3. Charcoal grilling as a metaphor for warming up sports commentary.
Secret Society
The League of Charcoal Enthusiasts and SEO Strategists
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DnDCookOffs
Twitter Main Character
In a heated dispute over the accuracy of fantasy sports stats, Topher accidentally starts the hottest Twitter drama since the Great Pineapple on Pizza War.
LinkedIn Title
Topher, the Director of Charcoal Engineering at a Fortune 500 Company, revolutionizing the BBQ industry with his SEO insight.
Metaverse Final Form
Topher, the BBQ Guru of the VR Sports Fan Community, dishing out SEO tips while grilling burgers in a digital stadium.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile with a punk rock playlist, showcasing his favorite RC crawlers, and an animated background of a charcoal grill!
Web3 Destiny
Developing a decentralized app that connects BBQ lovers with SEO-minded sports fans for the ultimate game day experience!
Future Post
Just built a new RC Crawler with a BBQ upgrade! Perfect for the next game day party! 🔥🛻🤙
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Topher’s ability to blend serious analysis with personable humor is a treasure.
Charming Quirk
His friendly nudge to remind everyone about Thanksgiving turkey prep is endearing and practical.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the multifaceted gem you are, Topher! The world needs more SEO-loving, charcoal-cooking good guys."
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