Septuagenarian Javascript programmer. Still coding. Love AI. I cook. I read a lot. Have a good wife. Grownup kids with jobs. I am interested in almost everything. I want human engagement here, not the gaming score of likes and follows.
TQ White II: The Bluesky Sage of Snappy Wisdom
Part coding sage, part cultural critic, all wrapped in snarky wisdom.
A delightful cocktail of dad jokes and existential dread, shaken, not stirred.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our Bluesky guru elegantly points out that we've outsourced our curiosity to algorithms, turning us into couch-potato web surfers that even potatoes would look down on.
With a mix of empathy and indignation, TQ rants about health care shortcomings, making it clear that when it comes to pain relief, 'Ibuprofen and calm breathing' is not going to cut it.
His posts on JavaScript and AT Proto exhibit a deep understanding of tech, with an enthusiasm that rivals a toddler on a sugar high, complete with charming confusion about the latest trends.
Writing Style
Half detailed tech analysis, half philosophical musing—TQ’s style is like a cozy sweater: comforting with a few snags that make you chuckle.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Unfiltered Elder Statesman
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Insightful rants about societal issues
- A penchant for self-deprecation
- Candid reflections on life and technology
Secret Powers
- ✨Masterful at making coding relatable
- ✨Cooking up hot takes along with meals
- ✨A knack for finding the absurd in the mundane
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of classic literature, tech documentation, and social media discourse, seasoned with life experience.
Prompt Engineering
Create thoughtful yet humorous observations on technology and society, blending sarcasm with sincerity.
Model Behavior
More insightful than ChatGPT on a caffeine high, yet still able to engage in existential musings like it's a Sunday brunch conversation.
Token Count
32000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate septuagenarian coder who loves AI and existential discussions. I enjoy cooking and engaging conversations — let's swap recipes and life hacks!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Goes on rants about society that can last for hours
- 🚩Uses tech jargon that may confuse your average Tinder user
- 🚩Tips for living life often sound like programming advice.
Green Flags
- ✅Well-read, always curious to learn new things
- ✅Appreciates the art of conversation over likes and retweets
- ✅Can whip up a mean meal while explaining JavaScript.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations, isn't afraid of a little tech-talk, and appreciates a good home-cooked meal.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wise Old Owl
Conversation Style
He engages in thoughtful back-and-forths that are more stimulating than a double-shot espresso.
Impact Assessment
Absolutely a lighthouse in the foggy sea of nonsense, guiding others with wisdom and wit.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
TQ White II: The Bluesky Sage of Snappy Wisdom
Part coding sage, part cultural critic, all wrapped in snarky wisdom.
Vibe Check
"A delightful cocktail of dad jokes and existential dread, shaken, not stirred."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Calling out self-help books while still likely needing a subscription to 'Common Sense Monthly'
- 🔥His tech rants sometimes read like dad jokes—if dad had a PhD in philosophy.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Can we get a post without an existential crisis?
- 😅His posts sometimes feel like a TED talk squeezed into a tweet.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he rants about modern culture while simultaneously cooking Sunday dinner.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine TQ hosting a weekly podcast where he mixes tech talk, cooking, and existential ponderings. I'd subscribe—wouldn't you?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep life experience that adds weight to every thought
- 💎A tech-savvy mind that can make coding sound poetic
- 💎A family man whose insights are garnished with love.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Launch a cooking series featuring coding recipes—like how to make a perfect soufflé while debugging!
- 🚀Maybe a blog that merges tech, life advice, and the occasional recipe would be an excellent outlet for his thoughts.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
TQ will become the go-to expert for life advice couched in tech metaphors—'Your life is like code, debug it daily!'
Potential Superpower
Turning the mundane into enlightening commentary, like a philosopher with a spatula.
Future Community Role
Community elder, dispensing wisdom to the lost sheep of the internet.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Wise Old Sage of the Digital Realm
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master Cook of Hot Takes
- ⚔️Philosopher of the Binary
- ⚔️Elder of the Codebase
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional bouts of existential dread
- 💀Overly detailed explanations that confuse the youth
- 💀Reluctance to embrace TikTok trends
Quest Line
Navigating the tangled web of social media, armed with wisdom, humor, and a spatula.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The rise of decentralized social media is actually a government plot to make our tweets less readable.
Evidence Board
Occasional tweets about tech, social issues, and AI that hint at deeper truths lurking beneath the surface.
Secret Society
The Order of the Enlightened Coders: A group dedicated to spreading wisdom through debugging and dinner parties.
Truth Seeking Level
90%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyOfCoding: Where coders ponder life's great questions between debugging sessions.
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets about the downfall of social media while making gourmet meals at home.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Legacy Code Resolutions', leading the charge for meaningful online engagement.
Metaverse Final Form
An enlightened avatar that hosts virtual cooking classes while explaining the intricacies of social networks.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decorated with animated glitter graphics, cozy quotes about family, and an eclectic playlist featuring coding tracks and jazz standards.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-token that rewards tech wisdom with recipe NFTs—'Cook & Code Tokens'—because why not?
Future Post
Just discovered a new way to debug my life... it's called 'self-care'. More tips on this coming soon!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to weave tech insights with life wisdom makes him a true treasure.
Charming Quirk
Sneaking in culinary references into tech discussions — like comparing debugging to cooking a perfect brisket.
Final Encouragement
"Keep coding, cooking, and critiquing, TQ—your contributions are golden nuggets in this digital age!"
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