Tree🌴 tackles the ever-thorny subject of decentralization with all the flair of a cat meme in an intense discussion about network dominance. It's like trying to tell people that using a single provider is the new monoculture, but with more math and less catnip.

Our friend Tree expresses enthusiasm for Ethereum like it's an exclusive club that only a few can join, while questioning why everyone else is still hanging at the blockchain bar. It's like preaching the gospel of decentralized finance at a fiat convention—everyone's either asleep or rolling their eyes.

With the skepticism of a seasoned detective and the enthusiasm of a conspiracy theorist, Tree wonders why blockchain isn't conquering the world faster than it already is. This constant questioning is like a chef who can't help but critique every dish on the menu—deliciously unbearable!