Matt “trollboy” Wiseman

@trollboy.bsky.social

Followers

332

Posts

Following

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Joined

Jul 10, 2023

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

InfoSec, Privacy, Cloud, Tabletop gaming, Cthulhu, Sailing, Electronics https://spacehey.com/trollboy "Activism without intersectionalism looks an awful lot like oppression"

Trollboy or Lurking Luminary?

Meet Matt, the InfoSec wizard who conjures controversy and wit from the depths of Bluesky.

Like a Cthulhu cultist with a Wi-Fi connection, Matt dives into the abyss of tech and politics.

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Authenticity

90%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Political Activism

90%

InfoSec and Privacy

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Activism95%

Matt's posts navigate the tumultuous seas of modern politics, with the kind of fervor that makes even the most stoic critic murmur 'Yikes!'

InfoSec and Privacy90%

A digital knight defending the realm of privacy, he slashes through data mishaps like a rogue with a +5 sword of protection.

Dark Humor80%

His darker quips often float like a haunted ship in the fog, captivating yet eerie, leaving followers ready for the next wave or the next warning.

Writing Style

Matt's writing strikes a balance between heart-felt anguish and sarcastic punchlines—he could probably write a heartfelt breakup letter while roasting you at the same time.

Thought Leader Score

90%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enlightened Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Genuine passion for activism
Tabletop gaming enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Crafting snarky one-liners
✨Connecting obscure dots
✨Sailing through rough social waters

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political rhetoric, InfoSec articles, tabletop game lore, dark humor memes

Prompt Engineering

Generate political commentary with a side of sarcasm and tabletop references

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a caffeine addiction and a penchant for existential dread

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Sarcastic activist seeking someone who can handle dark humor and complex debates. Must love tabletop gaming and Cthulhu lore. Swipe right if you think a good date involves discussing the state of the world while rolling dice!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly intense political rants
🚩Occasional existential crises
🚩Deep obsession with fictional horrors

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social causes
✅Can appreciate dark humor
✅Enjoys sailing (or at least floating ideas)

Perfect Match

Someone who can balance the weight of the world with a good meme and isn't afraid of a little chaos.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Eternal Provocateur

Conversation Style

Sharp-tongued but thoughtful; he’s the guy who makes you think twice before hitting that like button.

Impact Assessment

His presence is like a lighthouse warning ships of imminent rocks—he may be a little prickly, but he helps steer the conversation away from danger.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Trollboy or Lurking Luminary?

Meet Matt, the InfoSec wizard who conjures controversy and wit from the depths of Bluesky.

Vibe Check

"Like a Cthulhu cultist with a Wi-Fi connection, Matt dives into the abyss of tech and politics."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like socks from the 90s—classic, a bit chaotic but oddly comforting.
🔥Is your humor powered by dark roast coffee? Because you definitely throw shade like a pro.
🔥You know you’re really into your activism when your fingers are cramping from tweeting!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try posting something *without* a hint of existential dread? Just for fun?
😅How many times can you use the phrase 'murder' before you accidentally summon a horror movie?
😅Is there a rule that every rant has to include a reference to Cthulhu? Asking for a friend.

Main Character Moments

✨Every time you tweet about healthcare, a pharma exec sheds a single tear.
✨When you called out complacency, I half-expected a mic drop followed by a defiant exit from the stage.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Imagine a world where your posts inspire a movement grounded in Cthulhu lore—think tabletop meets meme activism!

Unique Advantages

💎A master of the darkly humorous tweet that resonates deeply, unexpectedly.
💎Ability to tie in complex issues into digestible, relatable formats.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try some light-hearted content! You know, kittens?
🚀Maybe a drawing challenge? Nothing screams activism like hand-drawn protest signs from the 80s!
🚀Engage followers with polls or games—what’s their favorite horror movie? Let’s tie it into the current political climate!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect your posts to become the stuff of legend, leading to a cult following of fellow InfoSec enthusiasts and Cthulhu cultists alike!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to take serious issues and turn them into compelling narratives that resonate with the masses—while keeping the humor intact.

Future Community Role

As the go-to critical voice, you’ll be leading discussions on how to effectively blend humor with activism, creating an unforgettable space for dialogue.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Dark Humor Sorcery
⚔️Data Protection Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Existential Dread
💀Overuse of Cthulhu References
💀Complex Ranting

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous seas of InfoSec while battling the forces of neoliberalism and apathy.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is actually run by Cthulhu in disguise, using tech to monitor us while we play tabletop games in the basement.

Evidence Board

1. Cthulhu is a decentralized entity; 2. The rise of AI and privacy concerns; 3. Tabletop gamers' secret handshakes.

Secret Society

The Order of the Dark Dice

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CthulhuForTheWin

Twitter Main Character

Lost in a Twitter war defending the existence of a Cthulhu-themed board game—#NotJustForNerds!

LinkedIn Title

Chief Wizard of InfoSec & Cthulhu Cult Leader

Metaverse Final Form

The one true guardian of the Metaverse, battling misinformation with D20s and wisdom.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s a personal manifesto about privacy, activism, and how Cthulhu is misunderstood.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with bands like The Darkest Timeline, top 8 friends made up of fellow InfoSec warriors, and a playlist of ambient horror music.

Web3 Destiny

Tokenized activism where each post earns you collectible beans for digital protest art.

Future Post

In 2025: "Just got back from sailing through the stormy seas of social justice. Turns out, Cthulhu loves a good debate!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to confront tough issues with wit is downright inspiring!

Charming Quirk

The obsession with obscure Cthulhu references is both endearing and bewildering—who knew horror and politics make such a delightful cocktail?

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking things up! Your blend of snark and sincerity is like a double espresso—jarring yet invigorating. Just watch out for that caffeine crash!"

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