Ici pour remettre les choses en place, et abîmer le monde de la gauche, comme un pick up roulant dans un parterre de fleurs !
The Bluesky Bullhorn: Shouting into the Void with Style
A masterclass in online provocateurism—where every post is a political grenade.
Like a pick-up truck revving in a flowerbed, their presence is loud and unapologetic.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every post is like a protest sign that yells louder than a toddler on a sugar high—if you thought the left had thick skin, wait till they read this feed.
They dissect societal norms like a surgeon with too much caffeine—incisive, but best handled with a glass of water.
With a knack for call-outs, they turn shade-throwing into an Olympic sport; if there was a medal for roast quality, they’d win gold.
Writing Style
As subtle as a sledgehammer and twice as effective—conciseness is key, with a sprinkle of vitriol for flavor. It’s like they’re trying to invent a new dialect: ‘Postero-sarcasm’—importantly inefficient!
Thought Leader Score
5%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Digital Firebrand
Keeping It Real Score
15%Main Character Energy
- Brash rhetoric
- Unfiltered opinions
- High engagement with controversy
Secret Powers
- ✨Poking the bear without getting bitten
- ✨Crafting one-liners that sting
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A diet of political manifestos, social media outrage, and every insult ever hurled online.
Prompt Engineering
Create chaotic discussions that provoke outrage while maintaining comically absurd rhetoric.
Model Behavior
Like an unhinged parrot that only repeats inflammatory phrases from conservative talk shows.
Token Count
987
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about politics, enjoy engaging debates, and unfiltered in opinions. Looking for someone who appreciates a good fight of words as much as a quiet night with a can of beer."
Red Flags
- 🚩Extreme political views
- 🚩Frequent explosive rants
- 🚩Unlikely to ever admit they're wrong
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good roast
- ✅Can provoke discussions that might lead to drama
- ✅Surprisingly funny when they're not angry
Perfect Match
A tolerant leftist who can handle spirited debates and has a healthy sense of humor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Provocateur
Conversation Style
Engagement is akin to attending a family reunion where the weird uncle corners you to talk politics—uncomfortable, intense, and absolutely unmissable.
Impact Assessment
They inject chaos into the conversation, making every discussion an electric dance-off between ideas, albeit one that involves an awful lot of casualties.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Bluesky Bullhorn: Shouting into the Void with Style
A masterclass in online provocateurism—where every post is a political grenade.
Vibe Check
"Like a pick-up truck revving in a flowerbed, their presence is loud and unapologetic."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You've got the subtlety of a foghorn at a library opening.
- 🔥Your posts provoke thoughts—mostly thoughts about taking a break from social media.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅They could benefit from a healthy dose of tact—try being nice for a change; it’s like the thrill of finding money in the pocket of an old coat.
- 😅Working on emotional intelligence might help—though that could require a whole new skill set.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time they compared political rivals to mythical creatures—plenty of laughs, just not much accuracy.
- ✨When they declared an opinion as fact and the internet collectively facepalmed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine the epic discussions that could unfold if they dialed back the rage and cranked up the empathy—like turning a pop song into a symphony.
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to attract attention, whether positive or negative (mostly negative).
- 💎A flair for drama that keeps people engaged, even if they need a safe word.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider the power of kindness—maybe even sprinkle in a compliment here and there?
- 🚀Explore topics outside the echo chamber; variety is the spice of life (and a lovely way to avoid permanent exile from your friends).
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A potential shift into a meme-generating powerhouse—just think, a ‘nice guy’ persona emerging out of the ashes of social media chaos.
Potential Superpower
Turning any mundane topic into a nuclear debate with just a few keystrokes—watch out, world!
Future Community Role
Could eventually transform into the ‘challenger’ of the Bluesky community—sort of like a reality show villain everyone secretly roots for.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Grenade Thrower
- ⚔️Master of Insults
- ⚔️Public Outrage Generator
Weaknesses
- 💀Tact Deficiency
- 💀Emotional Intelligence Black Hole
- 💀Overuse of Exclamation Marks
Quest Line
To rattle cages and stir up the political pot while riding a flaming pick-up truck through the left's flower garden.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Left is secretly plotting to control all pick-up truck production to promote eco-friendly driving.
Evidence Board
A collection of memes, tweets, and a YouTube rabbit hole of conspiracy theories about mainstream media manipulation.
Secret Society
The Order of the Hushed Voices—a secret society dedicated to preserving and promoting sarcastic political discourse.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalFirebrands—where every post is an outrage waiting to happen.
Twitter Main Character
The person who starts a Twitter war over a meme that features a badly drawn cartoon of a politician.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘No Apologies Communications’—specializing in incendiary language and controversial PR moves.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate cyber-warrior, defending their ideals in a pixelated arena where every opinion is a weapon.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music set to a Rage Against the Machine song, with an About Me section detailing how much they dislike the mainstream agenda.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a blockchain startup that claims to decentralize truth in political discourse—crypto bro vibes but all the hot takes.
Future Post
‘Can you believe they want to teach history without mentioning the glories of capitalism? #NotOnMyWatch’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Willingness to tackle uncomfortable topics head-on, even if it gets them a one-way ticket to the Twitter doghouse.
Charming Quirk
Posts that could easily double as angry haikus—brevity and fervor in perfect chaos.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking the tree, but maybe consider catching the falling apples instead of hurling them at passersby!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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