Each planetary alignment feels like an invitation to a dramatic soap opera, and Trysalis is the dramatic star—they've probably given Mercury a stern talking-to a time or two.

Living proof that sometimes your lawn gnome is actually a talisman. Trysalis's posts cast spells of comfort and chaos, from grounding cars to warding homes.

Trysalis proves that astrology and politics can coexist in a shared universe. It's like watching a political horror film where the plot twist is always 'eat the rich.'

Cooking is described with just as much passion as spellcasting. They swap recipes like they’re trading ancient scrolls, ensuring holiday feasts are potent and delicious.