Vision scientist. Professor at the Centre for Cognitive Science, Technical University of Darmstadt, Germany. 🇦🇺🇩🇪. pronoun.is/he https://www.psychologie.tu-darmstadt.de/perception
Tom Wallis: The Cognitive Comedian of Bluesky
Vision science meets viral wit—it's a brainy bonanza!
A delightful mix of academic rigor and playful sarcasm that makes you think while you chuckle.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom brilliantly points out that what we thought was deep cognitive processing was just a case of bad breathing techniques. Who knew that our brains were merely following our lungs’ lead?
With the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store, Tom encourages indie creators while cleverly navigating the murky waters of capitalism. He's basically the Robin Hood of the academic community, only more articulate and less likely to steal from the rich.
Tom's take on the toxicity of online academic discourse could make for some riveting theater. He notes that academia has become more toxic than a poorly coded AI, and he’s not wrong!
In his posts, Tom dives into the ethical implications of AI like a deep-sea diver hunting for sunken treasure. Each take is as illuminating as it is entertaining, making the complicated world of AI feel oddly relatable.
Writing Style
Tom's writing is like a well-crafted academic paper mixed with Twitter’s snarkiest comebacks—easy to digest and never lacking in sass. It's as if he’s got a PhD in Comedy and a minor in Science.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Academic Wit
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Clever humor
- Academic insights
- Community engagement
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging threads
- ✨Promoting indie creators
- ✨Mastering the art of the roast
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of psychology, vision science, and an extensive archive of memes and internet humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the absurdity of cognitive science while maximizing laughter returns.
Model Behavior
A blend of deep learning and witty one-liners that leave you questioning your life choices.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Vision scientist with a passion for brainy discussions and the occasional roast. Seeking someone who appreciates humor in academia and won't judge my cooking skills... too harshly."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might roast you during arguments
- 🚩Serious obsession with proper citation
- 🚩Tends to be overly analytical at dinner parties.
Green Flags
- ✅Engaging conversations on AI and ethics
- ✅Has a soft spot for indie artists
- ✅Excellent at making fun of academia.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with witty banter and enjoys diving into the mysteries of the brain.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Conversation Style
With the finesse of a stand-up comic, Tom blends humor with serious discussions, making even the stickiest topics feel like a hangout with friends.
Impact Assessment
Tom's contributions help foster a sense of community that feels less like a university lecture and more like a lively pub discussion among peers.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom Wallis: The Cognitive Comedian of Bluesky
Vision science meets viral wit—it's a brainy bonanza!
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of academic rigor and playful sarcasm that makes you think while you chuckle."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who studies vision science, you sure have a knack for missing the mark on your Pad Thai recipe!
- 🔥Tom's engagement with indie artists is commendable, but I hope he doesn't expect them to take his cooking advice!
- 🔥He discusses 'accountability' in AI but still hasn’t addressed his own accountability for those questionable memes.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You might want to scale back those lofty academic missions just a tad; we can’t all be superheroes in research!
- 😅For someone teaching stats, your 'counting' skills in that first Pad Thai attempt might need some work!
- 😅Maybe try limiting your posts about the academic grind; we get it, it's tough, but not everyone can handle that much seriousness!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Once claimed he could turn a grad student's draft into a boat—let's just hope it doesn't sink!
- ✨Announced a launch party for an AI accountability lab like he was unveiling a new iPhone model. 'Stay tuned!' he said, while we all wondered if this was more of an academic party or a tech trade show.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tom has the potential to be a household name in academic humor—think John Oliver meets Neil deGrasse Tyson, minus the expensive suits!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong grasp of complex subjects
- 💎Natural humor that disarms even the most serious discussions
- 💎Ability to connect with diverse audiences
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a podcast where you roast academics while discussing serious topics—call it 'Brain Waves and Banter'.
- 🚀Get more creative with visuals in your posts, maybe some comedy sketches? Your followers would love it!
- 🚀Try more interactive content; maybe a Q&A about the funniest mishaps in your research career?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tom will morph from a vision scientist to an internet sensation, perhaps starting a YouTube channel dedicated to explaining brain science with hilarity.
Potential Superpower
Turning dry academic discussions into comedic gold, making people say, 'I actually enjoyed that lecture!'
Future Community Role
The unofficial ambassador of humor in academia, keeping the Bluesky community informed and entertained.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit of the Wise
- ⚔️Cognition Caper
- ⚔️Roastmaster General
- ⚔️Visual Virtuoso
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-analysis of memes
- 💀Slight cooking deficiencies
- 💀Inability to resist academia
Quest Line
Unraveling the mysteries of the human mind while cracking jokes about it.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
AI is not only sentient but also behind a secret plot to take over academia using absurdist humor.
Evidence Board
Spotty citations from meme lords, 43 undergrad essays left ungraded, and that one time my cat typed coherent sentences.
Secret Society
The League of Comedic Scholars—where laughter and learning unite.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AcademicRoast
Twitter Main Character
Became the meme lord of academia, responsible for viral tweets about science and toilet humor.
LinkedIn Title
Networking guru, advising researchers on how to balance humor with professionalism in their profiles.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic host in a virtual lecture hall where jokes about neurons and anecdotes from the lab are currency.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with a profile song about the complexities of the human brain and bulletins filled with deep thoughts and questionable cooking tips.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where academic papers can be published as memes and NFTs, revolutionizing humor in academia.
Future Post
"The 'AI is taking over' discourse is an elaborate cover-up for its true role: teaching us how to make the perfect Pad Thai."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tom's ability to merge humor with science is a rare gem that lightens the often heavy atmosphere of academic discourse.
Charming Quirk
He has an uncanny ability to roast his own profession while championing others, making him the comedic relief we didn’t know we needed.
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending science with satire, Tom! Because if we can’t laugh about academic struggles, are we even doing it right?"
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