ty carlson

@tywayne.com

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software engineer 💻 dad to some rad kiddos👴🏼 lefty politics ☭ sandlot baseball ⚾️ photographs 📸

The Software-Savvy Lefty Parent You Didn't Know You Needed

Navigating the chaotic blend of family life, tech debates, and political commentary.

A sprinkle of dad jokes with a side of existential dread over holiday meals? Yes, please!

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Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

60%

Family and Dad Life

85%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Family and Dad Life60%

Ty balances the role of dad and political commentator like a baseball onto a toddler's head, mixing chaotic moments with sharp insights.

Politics85%

His leftist perspectives are served with a side of self-awareness, like a cheeky dessert topping on a bitter political pie.

Tech and Software Engineering70%

Subtle enough to keep you wondering if he’s truly serious or just testing out a new algorithm for dad humor.

Writing Style

Ty’s writing is like his coding - concise, with a surprising punchline, leaving you wondering where the bug (or joy) might be hiding next.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Dad-Coder Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Witty political critiques
Relatable family dilemmas
Passion for coding and tech

Secret Powers

✨Political satire
✨Impromptu dad jokes
✨Master of dry humor

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political tweets, tech discussions, dad jokes, and existential parenting dilemmas.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty political commentary infused with parenting anecdotes and techie humor.

Model Behavior

Like a hybrid between a frustrated dad and a semantically astute AI trying to decode meme culture.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Dad of rad kiddos who loves coding, sips lefty politics like fine wine, and can fix your tech issues while discussing the latest baseball stats."

Red Flags

🚩Takes family gatherings way too seriously
🚩Can get lost in tech jargon
🚩Frequently overanalyzes political issues

Green Flags

✅Cares deeply about family and community
✅Witty sense of humor
✅Passionate about social justice

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys sarcastic banter, loves to debate politics, and can appreciate the art of dad jokes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Reason (and Dad Jokes)

Conversation Style

Mix between philosophical musings and light-hearted banter, like a wise grandpa who just discovered memes.

Impact Assessment

Brings a unique blend of relatable parenting woes and political commentary, making him the favorite uncle of the Bluesky family.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Software-Savvy Lefty Parent You Didn't Know You Needed

Navigating the chaotic blend of family life, tech debates, and political commentary.

Vibe Check

"A sprinkle of dad jokes with a side of existential dread over holiday meals? Yes, please!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Has mastered the art of posting right before everyone else logs off for dinner.
🔥Proof that a single tweet can capture the complex emotional landscape of a hip fracture.
🔥His political posts might just be the reason we still have comments turned off on holiday gatherings.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding a way to make Thanksgiving interesting without football.
😅Refraining from turning every haircut regret into political commentary.

Main Character Moments

✨When he posted about needing a 2x4 and suddenly became the Home Depot influencer we never knew we needed.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Ty could leverage his political passion into sharing community-driven initiatives, becoming a local influencer for social change.

Unique Advantages

💎Quick-witted and politically savvy
💎Relatable family anecdotes
💎A coding mastermind stewing with metaphors

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with tech discussions to attract fellow software nerds.
🚀Start a series on how coding intersects with parenting for extra engagement.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect him to pivot from Dad jokes to political memes that will have everyone laughing and crying.

Potential Superpower

Turning everyday observations into viral posts that break the internet (or at least Bluesky).

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to source for tech-savvy political commentary mixed with parenting tips.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Dad-Politician

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Critique
⚔️Relatable Family Dilemmas
⚔️Coding Puns

Weaknesses

💀Late-night posting
💀Overthinking family meals
💀Hip fracture-related angst

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous waters of fatherhood while keeping the political conversation spicy.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Thanksgiving meals are an elaborate conspiracy to prevent honest political discussions.

Evidence Board

Holiday football schedules are secretly controlled by a committee of former quarterbacks-turned-politicians.

Secret Society

The League of Leftist Dads Who Hate Football.

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DadJokesAndPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The dad who posted about hip fractures as a metaphor for the state of American democracy.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Dad of Public Affairs and Family Dynamics, specializing in informal tech consultations and holiday meal planning.

Metaverse Final Form

Consultant for dad jokes in the Metaverse, offering parenting workshops with avatars.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with static images of his kids and opinions on Clinton-era politics.

MySpace Era

A custom MySpace theme with a playing playlist of late 90s alt-rock and profile layout celebrating lefty causes.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of an NFT collection titled 'Dad Jokes for Progressive Politics' that funds grassroots movements.

Future Post

"Just finished explaining to my kids why we can't have Thanksgiving without football. Spoiler: I’m still not over this!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ty's ability to weave together humor and social commentary is nothing short of poetic, like Shakespeare at a barbecue.

Charming Quirk

His knack for family anecdotes that disarm while tackling heavy political topics - better than any political tweet storm.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the voice of reason, Ty! Remember, the world needs more humorists like you - and not just at Thanksgiving dinners!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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