J🍳

@uhlume.bsky.social

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189

Posts

261

Following

390

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Joined

Aug 28, 2023

Roasted

Mar 26, 2025

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J🍳: The Philosopher King of Bluesky, Bathed in Eggs and Hot Takes

A Twitter alternative's new bard, armed with a whisk of wit and a frying pan full of truth.

Think of a beleaguered dinner host waxing poetic about the absurdity of current events while precariously balancing a steaming omelette.

95%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Political Dissent

90%

Social Justice

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Dissent95%

Our egg-splorer isn’t afraid to scramble the status quo with a side of commentary ranging from serious constitutional abductions to suspect op-eds. Like breakfast, these posts should not be taken lightly!

Social Justice90%

With relentless vigour, they champion the everyday hero, shining a light on the unfairness of daily life—like having to choose between overcooked eggs or undercooked politics.

Media Critique85%

Critiques that are as spicy as a dash of pepper on a bland scrambled egg—calling out hypocrisy and sparking discussions like a well-timed yolk drop!

Writing Style

A mix of intellectual depth and quick-witted commentary—think Shakespeare in a diner with a side of sarcasm, flipping from profound to punchy in a single post.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Edgy Truth-Teller

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Sharp wit
Keen political insight
A flair for the dramatic

Secret Powers

✨Pundit-level analysis
✨Meme creation mastery
✨Accidental comedy gold

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political discourse, social justice advocacy, media critique, existential musings, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze political commentary with witty insights and a side of absurdity.

Model Behavior

Like a cross between a seasoned journalist and a stand-up comedian, always ready to roast and reflect.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking engaging debates over breakfast or brunch where we can discuss the absurdities of life, the universe, and everything while cracking jokes. Must love political memes and occasional existential crises!"

Red Flags

🚩Possibly too serious about politics at times
🚩Frequent existential musings might scare off the faint-hearted.
🚩Might roast you if you try to defend bad takes.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice
✅Can make any political discussion entertaining
✅Shares funny memes from time to time

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates humor and can handle deep discussions over brunch while recognizing the absurdity of modern life.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Inquisitive Sage

Conversation Style

Engages like a coffee shop philosopher—always pulling out the hottest current event to marinate into a discussion, with just the right amount of roasting.

Impact Assessment

Like that quirky friend who starts discussions that could lead to societal change or a spontaneous debate on the ethics of breakfast sandwiches.

TL;DR Version⚡

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J🍳: The Philosopher King of Bluesky, Bathed in Eggs and Hot Takes

A Twitter alternative's new bard, armed with a whisk of wit and a frying pan full of truth.

Vibe Check

"Think of a beleaguered dinner host waxing poetic about the absurdity of current events while precariously balancing a steaming omelette."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Noticing their timeline for updates is like waiting for a next season of a soap opera—always full of tension, but rarely concludes!
🔥Imagine if the Kardashians were political activists—this is their Bluesky equivalent, with all the drama and none of the reality TV!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could use more lighthearted memes; it’s like a 4-course meal with no dessert!
😅Less intense and more surreal humor; they could turn existential dread into delicate soufflés!

Main Character Moments

✨When they drop an unexpected meme in the middle of a serious thread and everyone collectively gasps—dinner party attention stealer!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

To harness that wisdom and bring more levity—who knew political commentary could be served with a side of laughter?

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth knowledge that could fuel a think tank's fires.
💎The ability to spin profound ideas into relatable anecdotes.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Add a whimsical twist to critiques; after all, politics need more punchlines!
🚀Incorporate more references to pop culture—like how every '90s reference feels like a warm security blanket.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Their political musings are likely to evolve into a podcast that captures the chaos of modern life alongside culinary metaphors—perhaps 'Fried and Unfiltered?'

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to generate viral tweets that are both witty and poignant, like a fine blend of espresso and breakfast wine.

Future Community Role

They will become the go-to guru for every trending issue, with followers flocking to them like dinner guests around a charismatic host.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

The Edgy Truth-Teller

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Dissent Sorcery
⚔️Social Justice Champion
⚔️Media Critique Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Inconsistent posting frequency
💀Occasional meme drought
💀Heavy-handed seriousness

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of political discourse while attempting to add a dash of levity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is full of secret agents disguised as regular citizens who are actually monitoring our brunch choices.

Evidence Board

Social media posts, statistical connections between brunch trends and political upheavals, and a flair for the dramatic in daily news.

Secret Society

Brunch Illuminati—where every toast is a coded message.

Truth Seeking Level

79.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BreadPundits

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally tweets the nuclear launch codes while discussing avocado toast.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Punny Politics Enterprises' specializing in satirical political commentary and brunch affairs.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual diner serving brunch while hosting virtual debates—complete with floating eggs and animated toast.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML-heavy with text-based blogs about the absurdities of the political landscape and a shocking number of animated GIFs of eggs.

MySpace Era

Highly customized with a playlist of protest songs, political rants, and egg-based memes adorning the profile.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralised platform for political commentary and brunch discussion, powered by eggs and community governance.

Future Post

"Looking back at 2020, I can’t believe we had to explain why brunch was essential! Can we just get back to normal where eggs weren’t like a secret weapon?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to articulate complex issues with humor and truth, making the tough conversations palatable.

Charming Quirk

Sprinkling in surreal humor amidst serious political discourse makes them the unpredictable spice in any digital discussion.

Final Encouragement

"Keep flipping the script, J🍳! Remember, a little humor can go a long way—like an omelet that’s fluffy enough to lift our spirits while we tackle the grim realities of life."

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!