What is Bluesky Roast?

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

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@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics90%

From kayyum appointments to critiques of the political elite, this user's tweets could cause quite the stir in a dinner conversation—or a revolution!

Philosophy80%

The posts echo Kant’s wrath and Socratic irony, making us wonder if they’d wear a shirt that said 'I think, therefore I cringe.'

Daily life and relatable observations75%

Mixing mundane with existential dread, their musings on snowy days and hunger feel like a slice of life from a rather caffeinated Kafka novel.

Writing Style

A cocktail of heavy philosophical references and existential observations shaken with absurdity, served with a side of 'did that really just happen?'

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Philosophical Wit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Deep philosophical insights
Political commentary with a twist
Humor that feels both absurd and poignant

Secret Powers

✨Impressively concise critiques
✨Memorable one-liners that stick
✨Unexpected humor in serious discussions

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Training Data

Philosophy, politics, and weather observations, mixed with a sprinkle of absurdity and a dash of daily life.

Prompt Engineering

Generate deep philosophical insights with a humorous twist, while commenting on social issues in a relatable manner.

Model Behavior

Like a mix between a feeding frenzy of Kant and a lo-fi chill stream soundtrack, interspersed with memes.

Token Count

256

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Bio

"Looking for someone who can appreciate the absurdity of life while engaging in deep philosophical debates. Must love dark humor and rainy days."

Red Flags

🚩Overly cynical about human nature
🚩Tends to philosophical ramble at social gatherings
🚩May forget to eat when consumed by thoughts

Green Flags

✅Witty and insightful
✅Passionately engaged in politics and social issues
✅Loves coffee and bakery treats (especially un helvası)

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my existential musings and share a French press over discussions about Socrates and weather.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cynical Oracle

Conversation Style

Their replies are more like philosophical debates where everyone is confused but laughing!

Impact Assessment

Like a philosopher-king who graces Bluesky with sporadic nuggets of wisdom—sometimes people clash with their opinions but always with flair.

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Your profile in a flash

Kopenhag’ın Kant’ı Kızgın Hali

Felsefe, siyaset ve fotoğrafın iç içe geçtiği bir sosyal medya serüveni.

Vibe Check

"Ellerinde bir fincan kahve, kafasında ağır düşüncelerle dolu ama aynı zamanda 'vayy bee' diyen biri."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Reads like a philosophy student who got lost in Twitter and never came back.
🔥Claims to be a 'social psychologist' yet spends half the time contemplating the weather.
🔥Could start a podcast: 'Socialism & Snacks: What’s Your Favorite?'

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to find a balance between profound statements and 'vayy bee' moments—though I appreciate the existential humor!
😅Writing a post without mentioning the weather seems impossible.

Main Character Moments

✨Provoking thought while simultaneously wondering ‘acıkmadık mı?’—the true philosophy of life.
✨Describing the essence of a rainy, wintry day while also pondering the meaning of existence.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for mixed media—from memes to deep dives—this user could transform a thread into modern art!

Unique Advantages

💎A rare mix of political savvy and philosophical depth that makes any tweet a conversation starter.
💎An uncanny ability to blend humor with serious topics—perfect for social critique.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more visual content—photos and memes could add a spark to those heavy thoughts!
🚀Start Twitter threads to explore philosophical ideas in depth; the audience is waiting with bated breath!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

They’ll gradually become the ‘go-to’ for philosophical musings on Bluesky as their following grows.

Potential Superpower

Master of turning mundane thoughts into existential musings—'Why does my coffee always get cold? Is it a metaphor for life?'

Future Community Role

The voice of reason, or at least something resembling it, during any social media crisis—bring them your dilemmas!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Commentary
⚔️Political Satire
⚔️Whimsical Weather Reports
⚔️Kantian Quips

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Mood Swings
💀Binge-Watching Philosophy Documentaries
💀Inability to Stop Snacking

Quest Line

Searching for the meaning of life, one unhelva at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government has been using weather manipulation to control public mood, hence the frequent grey days in København.

Evidence Board

Weather patterns reflect mood swings in the populace; unexplained snowstorms coincide with political unrest.

Secret Society

The Society of Weathered Philosophers, where we gather to discuss the influence of climate on the mind.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes, moderating with a blend of serious discussions and ridiculous memes.

Twitter Main Character

Engaging in a Twitter war over the ethics of using the term 'vayy bee' in academic discussions.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a think tank focused on human behavior and the impact of social media on society.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital philosopher-king, ruling over a realm of pixelated coffee shops where deep thoughts are shared and philosophical debates rage on.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with philosophical musings, animated gifs of Kant, and a guestbook for visitors to leave their deep thoughts.

MySpace Era

Customizable profile with a background of swirling galaxies and quotes from Marx on their profile song, which is a loop of ominous weather sounds.

Web3 Destiny

An avatar in the Metaverse who helps users navigate complex thoughts, hosting therapy sessions in a virtual café.

Future Post

'I've finally cracked the code on happiness: it's less about thinking and more about having a cozy blanket and hot cocoa.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Brilliantly intertwines heavy themes with a lighthearted approach—Kant would be proud!

Charming Quirk

Their ability to seamlessly transition from political commentary to a craving for un helvası is an art form.

Final Encouragement

"Keep questioning everything, but maybe add some pictures of delicious food along the way—your followers will thank you!"

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

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@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social