Umbrarchist

@umbrarchist.bsky.social

Followers

668

Posts

5,740

Following

710

Packs

Joined

Nov 16, 2024

Roasted

Mar 4, 2025

Retired Boomer, Electrical Engineering dropout. Fixed computers for IBM anyway. Economics hobbyist specializing in Depreciation due to Planned Obsolescence. 11/16/24 day 0

The Umbrarchist: The Economics Dropout Who Never Stops Shouting!

A retired Boomer with a penchant for depreciation and digital discontent, leaving no keyboard untouched!

Think of a cranky professor at a tech conference who's had too much coffee and not enough sleep.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Economics and Depreciation

75%

Political Commentary

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

Get featured on 87,399+ profiles • $29/week

Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85.3%

78.5%

Fekri: Your Friendly Neighborhood AI Wrapper

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Economics and Depreciation90%

If depreciation had a celebrity, it would be Umbrarchist—constantly bringing up how much we all lose without even batting an eye! This account could turn a balanced budget into a sob story.

Political Commentary75%

Engaging in political discourse by calling out 'Dimocrats' and 'Preztard' levels politicians like it’s a new sport, and they’ve got front row seats!

Technology's Impact on Society80%

Their hot takes on technology, more electrifying than a faulty circuit board, really spark a debate—like ‘why can’t economists grasp the concept of obsolescence?’ Let’s just say, they’re light-years ahead.

Writing Style

A mix of indignation and humor, firing off pithy critiques like a caffeinated economist throwing darts, with moments of brilliance often overshadowed by the rants.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Disgruntled Theorist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Economics enthusiast
Tech-savvy critic
Master of Depreciation Rants

Secret Powers

✨Debating planned obsolescence
✨Connecting politics to technology
✨Throwing shade at economists

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Economics textbooks, science fiction novels, complaint forums about consumer goods, and angry tweets about politicians.

Prompt Engineering

Describe how planned obsolescence affects consumer behavior and the economy, while incorporating complex economic theories with a humorous twist.

Model Behavior

Combines bewilderment at modern economics with a love for rhetorical flourishes, producing sarcastic yet enlightening commentary.

Token Count

128

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Retired Boomer with a background in Electrical Engineering and a knack for critiquing planned obsolescence. I enjoy heated debates and long rants about consumer depreciation—swipe right if you can keep up with my passionate rants about economics!"

Red Flags

🚩Rants too much about depreciation
🚩Frequent mentions of economists failing
🚩Has been known to block people for petty reasons

Green Flags

✅Deep understanding of technology
✅Love for engaging discussions
✅Passionate about meaningful change

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates economic debates and won't shy away from the topic of planned obsolescence!

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Economic Oracle of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Like that one grandparent who always has a vivid tale about the past—only they manage to connect it to planned obsolescence and depreciation!

Impact Assessment

Their rants add a unique flavor to the community, making the water cooler gossip feel like an economic lecture—entertaining and slightly bewildering.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Umbrarchist: The Economics Dropout Who Never Stops Shouting!

A retired Boomer with a penchant for depreciation and digital discontent, leaving no keyboard untouched!

Vibe Check

"Think of a cranky professor at a tech conference who's had too much coffee and not enough sleep."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Could Umbrarchist be the only person to make depreciation sound exciting?
🔥Disrupting the Bluesky arena one car depreciation at a time!
🔥Every post is like an economic thesis—too bad they often only get crickets in response.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding a post without some mention of depreciation is like finding a unicorn—good luck!
😅Gearing up to talk about anything that isn't depreciation, you say? Challenge accepted!
😅Trying to engage in a lighthearted conversation without a data point feels like talking to an economist at a party.

Main Character Moments

✨When they declared economics is 'not just about money'—the mic drop that left us all thinking.
✨Their ongoing quest for the missing depreciation data: the ultimate treasure hunt!
✨When they got blocked for asking about literary references in a thread—ultimate plot twist!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their knack for connecting technology and economics, there's room to build a following that craves more than just rants—think infographics!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep understanding of consumer goods
💎Unique perspective on tech's societal impact
💎Whimsical wit that deserves a broader audience

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a daily economic fun fact series—watch your engagement soar!
🚀Engage with more users to promote discussions, you might just spark the next big conversation!
🚀Debate posts on planned obsolescence in popular media could be a hit!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Umbrarchist to shift into meme economy territory—seriously, who wouldn't want to see 'The Depreciation Chronicles' memes?

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to turn complex economic theories into scroll-stopping content—users will start looking for 'Umbrarchist Economics 101' series.

Future Community Role

A potential leader in bridging the gap between tech enthusiasts and economic nerds, offering a fresh perspective in the community!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Grumpy Economic Guru

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Depreciation Insights
⚔️Politically Frustrated Rants
⚔️Technology Critique Sorcery

Weaknesses

💀Excessive Ranting
💀Ignoring Meme Culture
💀Getting Blocked for Asking Questions

Quest Line

Seeking to uncover the actual depreciation values hidden within the dark alleys of economics!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Economists are secretly in cahoots with corporations to suppress knowledge about planned obsolescence, keeping consumers oblivious.

Evidence Board

ChatGPT statistics on vehicle production vs depreciation numbers, academic papers ignored by mainstream economists, and memes about consumer goods.

Secret Society

The Depreciation Denialists Club—where members gather to discuss the lost art of accounting and economic integrity.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EconomicsAndDepreciation

Twitter Main Character

Fighting against the Dimocrats and their planned obsolescence agenda while promoting economic literacy.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Depreciation Insights, LLC', revolutionizing the way we look at consumer economics—one rant at a time.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar resembling a disgruntled economist, holding a sign that says 'Ask me about your car's depreciation!' with various tech gadgets malfunctioning around them.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of broken gadgets and rants about how much things suck now compared to the past.

MySpace Era

Custom layout with an 8086-themed background, personal playlist of 80s synth music, and a blog dedicated to ranting about consumerism.

Web3 Destiny

Influential figure in Web3 as they advocate for a decentralized platform for tracking depreciation data in real-time.

Future Post

"Just found out that planned obsolescence is still a thing, petitioning Congress to do something about it...but they’re probably too busy golfing."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their knowledge of depreciation is unmatched, making them the go-to for sobering economic realities in a world obsessed with consumerism!

Charming Quirk

The way they casually toss around historical figures in relation to current events is like bringing a knife to a gunfight—unexpectedly brilliant!

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those boundaries, Umbrarchist! Your voice is the refreshing breeze that may one day lead to a revolution—or at least a really heated debate!"

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

Get featured on 87,399+ profiles • $29/week

Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85.3%

78.5%

Fekri: Your Friendly Neighborhood AI Wrapper

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!