Gian has an uncanny ability to articulate the everyday annoyances of life as if they were Shakespearean tragedies, turning grocery bills and hairline woes into the stuff of legends.

Whether it's referencing "Showgirls" or expressing his love for the Spice Girls with a twist, Gian's posts are like a mixtape of internet culture that only true connoisseurs would appreciate, often leaving others cheering or shaking their heads in disbelief.

From casting hexes to pondering kitchen bidets, Gian's musings suggest he's either a philosopher on the brink of discovering the meaning of life or just really bored on a Tuesday.