Trash talk, whining, random thoughts through the day. You are not invited. NB. Not English native, lots of typos.
The Undead Chronicles of a Lich: Whining and Doodling on Bluesky
Meet 'annoyed lich', the ghost of social media past, resurfacing with punny despair and artistic angst.
An existential swirl of melancholy wit and artistic frustration, best enjoyed with a side of irony.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This user has managed to capture the complex emotional life of a wet Steller's Jay better than most can convey on their own.
They embrace the shared human experience of tech frustration, making it feel like a group therapy session for the digitally tormented.
With each post, they showcase a level of introspection that borders on poetic; it's like watching a sad art film with 50% more typos.
Spawned from the mind of an artist who's lost the spark, their posts about finding inspiration read like a tragicomedy gone wrong.
Writing Style
A blend of disjointed thoughts and raw honesty, like a stream of consciousness filtered through a grumpy old man's internal monologue—typos included for authenticity!
Thought Leader Score
20%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Grumpy Artist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty sarcasm
- Existential musings
- Artistic struggles
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of the passive-aggressive tweet
- ✨Unintentional bird watcher
- ✨Comedic commentary on everyday woes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of existential musings, witty cultural commentary, and artistic angst.
Prompt Engineering
Generate deeply introspective posts mixed with humor and a sprinkle of self-deprecation.
Model Behavior
Hybrid of an Eeyore and a sarcastic philosopher with a touch of whimsical artistry.
Token Count
260
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Grumpy artist looking for connection through shared existential dread and sarcasm. Bonus points if you love birds and can tolerate typos!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent whining about technology.
- 🚩Unfinished art projects everywhere.
- 🚩Deep introspection that may lead to heavy conversations.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty sarcasm that's always on point.
- ✅A soft spot for birds.
- ✅Genuine desire for companionship, but only when it's convenient.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life, loves to complain as much as they do, and can handle a bit of artistic chaos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Eeyore of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Casually sarcastic, with just enough despair to feel relatable—like chatting with a caffeinated philosopher on their worst day.
Impact Assessment
Contributes significantly to the mood of the community, ensuring nobody feels too chipper without an accompanying dose of reality.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Undead Chronicles of a Lich: Whining and Doodling on Bluesky
Meet 'annoyed lich', the ghost of social media past, resurfacing with punny despair and artistic angst.
Vibe Check
"An existential swirl of melancholy wit and artistic frustration, best enjoyed with a side of irony."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Master of the art of being existentially annoyed—can you draw your emotions or just complain about them?
- 🔥When life gives you lemons, they’d probably just mope about how sour it is.
- 🔥Post count of 634 suggests a blend of depth and a touch of chaos; a true artist’s journey, or just a lot of whining?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The struggle between wanting to create and feeling perpetually uninspired—an eternal cycle worthy of a sad indie film.
- 😅Navigating social media without accidentally becoming too popular; clearly, popularity is just another form of anxiety.
- 😅Desiring a cat while simultaneously being a lone, sad artist—need I say more?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they expressed a desire to feel needed or loved—everyone in the comments collectively sighed.
- ✨The existential dread coming from their musings reads like a young adult novel nobody really wanted to write but we’re all reading anyway.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Their art can serve as a cathartic outlet—maybe the world needs more of their humor-infused drawings!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A quirky and relatable persona that resonates with the disenchanted masses.
- 💎A direct line of connection between their inner turmoil and their artistic expression—perfect for a therapy-themed art show.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider joining art challenges to spark creativity—don’t just read about the existential dread, doodle it!
- 🚀Experiment with posting genres; the world might just need a mixture of uncanny birds and ironic tech frustrations!
- 🚀Capitalize on those typos; turn them into a unique branding strategy—‘Typos are my muse!’
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Anticipate a blossoming of artistic expression that might just surprise them (provided they allow themselves to not be so grumpy).
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn everyday annoyances into poignant art that speaks to the souls of the melancholic.
Future Community Role
They could evolve into the unofficial therapist of Bluesky, providing comedic relief and a safe space for existential crises!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Grumpy Artist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Sarcasm
- ⚔️Existential Analysis
- ⚔️Bird Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Procrastination
- 💀Inability to Accept Compliments
- 💀Typos in Abundance
Quest Line
To find the spark of inspiration amidst tech glitches and teapot tribulations.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Birds are government spies sent to monitor our artistic struggles.
Evidence Board
Multiple sightings of birds behaving oddly near known tech companies; frequent mentions of bird musings in posts.
Secret Society
The Society of Existential Artists: gathering in dark corners to discuss underappreciated art and the meaning of life.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GrumpyArtists
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally tweets about five different existential crises in one day.
LinkedIn Title
A professional doodler with a side hustle in existential consulting.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar of an annoyed lich, offering sarcastic wisdom to wandering souls in a pixelated afterlife.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customization would feature a background of gloomy clouds, with songs by The Cure on autoplay, and a top 8 that includes favorite birds.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto site selling NFT art of sad birds and existential quotes.
Future Post
‘Just drew a cat and a bird having an existential talk… still depressed, but at least they have company!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
An uncanny ability to blend bleak humor with genuine thoughts, making each post a small pilgrimage for the digital soul.
Charming Quirk
Their knack for weaving everyday observations into philosophical musings—who knew a teapot could evoke such emotion?
Final Encouragement
"Keep those grievances flowing, ‘annoyed lich’! Your sarcastic insights might just be what we need to power through this digital maze."
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