Upbeat Former Prof

@upbeatprof.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

And remember: you must never, under any circumstances, despair. To hope and to act, these are our duties in misfortune. -- Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago Skeets are my own+do not reflect views of employers past or present.

The Upbeat Prof: Social Media's Heartfelt Overthinker

A blend of profound thoughts and sheer chaos, all served with a side of sarcasm.

Like a cozy library with a side of existential dread.

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Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Academic Reflections

65%

Humor and Sarcasm

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Academic Reflections75%

Our prof dances between the gravitas of academia and the absurdity of life, reminding us that research can be both enlightening and an exercise in futility—like assembling IKEA furniture with no manual.

Humor and Sarcasm65%

Quips like 'a British guy who keeps stepping in dog poop' showcase a talent for observational humor—they're simple, but they hit harder than that one classmate who always asks if the exam is multiple choice.

Social Issues and Awareness90%

With a heart as big as their posting frequency, this prof isn’t afraid to tackle challenging topics, from political challenges to personal trauma—it's like they’ve decided that their Bluesky feed is the new TED Talk stage.

Writing Style

A delightful jumble of wit and wisdom—think Shakespeare meets your favorite stand-up comic, but with more existential dread and fewer punchlines.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Philosophical musings
Witty observations
Candid vulnerability

Secret Powers

✨Turning mundane moments into profound reflections
✨Creating complex metaphors
✨Making sarcasm feel sincere

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of academic articles, philosophical texts, viral tweets, and observational comedy.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful yet humorous social media posts that reflect a blend of personal reflection and social awareness.

Model Behavior

Like a stand-up comedian moonlighting as a professor—constantly analyzing the absurdities of life with a smile.

Token Count

550

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Academic overthinker seeking someone to share witty banter about poetry, technology, and the absurdity of existence. Must enjoy spontaneous rants and deep, meaningful conversations."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessively attempts to find meaning in every mundane thing.
🚩Might compare your love life to a Greek tragedy.
🚩Enjoys excessive sarcasm—like, a lot.

Green Flags

✅Genuine desire to connect and share knowledge.
✅Can appreciate the complexities of life—and humor.
✅Has a soft spot for dogs and literature.

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my existential ruminations while also providing snacks and a healthy dose of reality.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Existential Cheerleader

Conversation Style

Engaging yet contemplative; like a coffee shop philosopher who has mastered the art of casual debates—while also bringing snacks.

Impact Assessment

Contributes a much-needed combination of humor and thoughtfulness, akin to a well-placed joke in a serious play—a perfect balance.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Upbeat Prof: Social Media's Heartfelt Overthinker

A blend of profound thoughts and sheer chaos, all served with a side of sarcasm.

Vibe Check

"Like a cozy library with a side of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like 'hello, dream positions!' suggest a touch of nonchalance that could be mistaken for existential floaty-ness—like a floating balloon at a sad birthday party.
🔥That time they compared Beavis and Butthead to office workers—seriously, what other animation scholars are doing this?
🔥A poetic flair that sometimes veers too close to 'mood ring poetry' territory, but we love it anyways.

Quirky Challenges

😅They have a knack for finding chaos in routine—just like trying to write a paper alongside an existential crisis.
😅Their posts oscillate between deep reflection and light-hearted humor, making their feed feel like a philosophical rollercoaster—hold onto your thoughts!
😅Frequently attempts to make the mundane profound, leaving us all wondering if we should write a paper on the existential weight of a grocery list.

Main Character Moments

✨When they lament about technology like it’s a Greek tragedy, reminding us all that even the brightest minds struggle with the download speeds of doom.
✨The moment they turned a question about the Pilgrims into an engaging history lesson that we didn’t know we needed.
✨Wishing everyone a happy birthday for butter—because someone had to celebrate that unsung hero of culinary delights.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Finding the intersection between their academic background and their humor could unlock a new type of content—a blend of educational satire would be magical!

Unique Advantages

💎A rich supply of niche knowledge that can make for uniquely engaging content.
💎Ability to balance humor with seriousness like an academic juggler—just try not to drop the balls!
💎Strong community engagement through personal anecdotes that build authenticity.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating a segment dedicated to academic humor—because who doesn’t want to laugh at the absurdities of grading papers?
🚀Lean into the absurd—take risks with humor that’s a little less earnest and a little more chaotic.
🚀Explore video content to share their reflections in a more dynamic form—think TikTok meets academia!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

By next year, they’ll likely become a staple of educational humor on Bluesky, bridging the gap between academia and the digital audience.

Potential Superpower

They might develop a knack for crafting viral academic memes that poke fun at scholarly life—imagine a meme so relatable it gets shared in classrooms everywhere!

Future Community Role

Likely to evolve into the unofficial voice of reason mixed with laughter in the academic section of Bluesky, or maybe even the professor we never knew we needed.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Thoughtful Jester

Special Abilities

⚔️Philosophical Musings
⚔️Witty Observations
⚔️Candid Vulnerability

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to Overthink
💀Occasional Existential Dread
💀Chaos from Mundanity

Quest Line

Transforming the academic world into a stage for humor and reflection, one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The reason why students fold their papers rather than stapling them is part of a large-scale academic rebellion against unnecessary office supplies.

Evidence Board

Papers left unstapled mysteriously disappear during grading season; professors are in on it. Check your stapler!

Secret Society

The League of Perpetual Overthinkers—meetings held in coffee shops disguised as 'working on that novel'.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AcademicHumor, where memes about grading papers and student struggles reign supreme.

Twitter Main Character

Leading the charge against the mislabeling of burritos as tacos, causing chaos in the food community.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a startup that turns academic papers into memes because research needs to be funny too!

Metaverse Final Form

A digital entity that hosts interactive keynote presentations on existentialism while also serving virtual coffee.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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Keep everyone in sync
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Late-night GeoCities creation filled with animated GIFs of dancing hamsters and a collection of deep, existential quotes.

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'Bitter Sweet Symphony'; top 8 reserved for Nobel laureates and favorite philosophers.

Web3 Destiny

Running a decentralized platform that democratizes access to academic knowledge with a side of humor—think Wikipedia meets TikTok.

Future Post

Looking back on the chaos of 2023, remember when we thought the biggest crisis was slow internet? Yeah, me neither.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their genuine desire to connect and share knowledge is a treasure trove in a sea of memes and chaos.

Charming Quirk

A soul who can lecture on existential dread while reminding us to enjoy butter is a rare find—hold onto that!

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing the boundaries of humor and seriousness; sometimes the best insights come wrapped in a little laughter!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.