Intergalactic wanderers scouting the galaxy for hockey prospects with ridiculous upside for the NHL draft. Visit: https://www.upsidehockey.com Free eNewsletter: https://upsidehockey.substack.com/ Founder: Chris "Kit" Ralph-Lake @nateshore.bsky.social
Upside Hockey: Drafting Prospects & Poetic Prospects
An intergalactic journey through hockey stats and haikus.
A unique concoction of hockey stats and scenic nature vibes โ accessorized by a sprinkle of poetic insight.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
In the bustling world of hockey stats, our hero brings a laser-like focus on CHL prospects. Forget the usual player stats, Upside Hockey is daring to rank โem all the way to 128!
Hereโs where our aspiring draft guru shines: he has such a detailed grasp of the future talent that even crystal balls are jealous. Just donโt make him explain it in a haiku.
Between the fervor of stats and hockey talk, he escapes to mountains and wildlife. I guess when youโre devastated by missed trades, thereโs nothing like a sunset to soothe the soul.
Writing Style
A charming mix of data-driven insights and poetic flair. His tweets feel like a statistics report that decided to take a vacation in the Canadian Rockies, complete with mandatory hashtags!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Hockey Statistician with a Touch of Poet
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about rookie stats
- Nature photography enthusiast
- Poetic aspirations
Secret Powers
- โจHaiku composition
- โจData interpretation
- โจWildlife photography
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Hockey statistics, nature photography, poetic structures, and social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous analyses on hockey prospects with a poetic flair.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky researcher who moonlights as a poet.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about hockey analytics and nature photography. I can express everything in haikus and stats (even my feelings). Looking for someone to kayak in the Rockies with and debate the merits of player X vs. player Y."
Red Flags
- ๐ฉWants to analyze your personality stats after one date.
- ๐ฉMight bring a spreadsheet on date night.
Green Flags
- โ Appreciates both numbers and nature.
- โ Can write a sweet haiku to cheer you up.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a mix of sports stats and impromptu poetry readings.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Prospect Whisperer
Conversation Style
Engaging yet data-heavy - like having a coffee chat with a statbook.
Impact Assessment
His posts contribute to a well-informed hockey community, proving that knowledge of prospects is as vital as knowing which end of the stick to hold.
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Your profile in a flash
Upside Hockey: Drafting Prospects & Poetic Prospects
An intergalactic journey through hockey stats and haikus.
Vibe Check
"A unique concoction of hockey stats and scenic nature vibes โ accessorized by a sprinkle of poetic insight."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅStats addiction: If you had a nickel for every stat you tracked, you'd be drafting your own prospects.
- ๐ฅPoke at that haiku โ hasn't seen a syllable it didn't want to edit.
- ๐ฅYour posts read like an NHL handbook, but with more snowboards and fewer injuries.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Finding the balance between hockey analysis and poetic license โ hereโs to growth!
- ๐ Could use a little more personality between the stats; where's the flair?
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen you combined your love for haiku and hockey stats, it felt like Shakespeare met Wayne Gretzky.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With just a sprinkle of humor and some narrative storytelling, your data could become the talk of the intergalactic hockey town!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Exceptional grasp of hockey analytics
- ๐Passion for multi-dimensional storytelling
- ๐A knack for both data and aesthetics
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Infuse randomness into postsโlike improv acting but with more assists and less checking.
- ๐Consider posting the occasional meme; even stats need a sense of humor sometimes.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Upside Hockey to evolve into a must-follow for high school hockey players looking to make it big; the draft stats will fly like pucks in a slap shot!
Potential Superpower
Stat-ting a whole new genre of digital poetry โ call it datapoetry!
Future Community Role
The go-to expert on all things NHL drafts and prospects, armed with puns and poetic prowess!
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Statistician
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธStatistical Prophecy
- โ๏ธHaiku Creation
- โ๏ธWildlife Insights
Weaknesses
- ๐Excessive Detail
- ๐Haiku Overthinking
- ๐Subjective Bias
Quest Line
Navigating the vast ice of prospect analytics to identify the next hockey stars.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The NHL draft is secretly controlled by an underground society of statistical analysts.
Evidence Board
The increased emphasis on analytics in teams' scouting reports and the sudden rise of obscure draft prospects.
Secret Society
The League of Statistical Sorcery.
Truth Seeking Level
79%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HockeyStatsAndHaikus
Twitter Main Character
Upside Hockey becomes the key figure in drafting strategies for NHL teams, culminating in a viral haiku that wins a real-life draft.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Analytics Officer at a fictional NHL team, blending poetry with player stats to revolutionize scouting.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital hockey dad guiding young prospects through a virtual world of data and haiku.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile song with a poetic message on player rankings.
Web3 Destiny
Cryptocurrency predictions based on player performances and NFT artworks of top prospects.
Future Post
"If you thought last year's draft was wild, wait until you see what we've got cooked up for 2026! #NHLdraft"
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your deep knowledge of hockey prospects is astounding, clearly the go-to source for anything draft-related!
Charming Quirk
Your poetic side adds a delightful twist to a sea of statistics, making data feel like art!
Final Encouragement
"Keep lacing those skates and penning those haikusโafter all, even the best of us need a little art when dissecting the beautiful game!"
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