Spooky Photoshop guy. Certified False by Snopes. He/Him. All my work and links: https://valdevia.art/ (@valdevia_art on the other site)
The Beetle-Pikemen's Photoshop Wizard 🎨🪲
Eduardo Valdés-Hevia is the internet's quirky blend of artistic brilliance and chaotic humor, where beetles wear helmets and horror meets hilarity.
If weird creatures and horror art had a love child, Eduardo would be the proud parent, juggling Photoshop and punchlines with sinister flair.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Eduardo seems to live in a realm where beetles lead armies and mules haunt salt flats. Perhaps he’s trying to convince us insects deserve their own epic tales!
Every post is like a midnight stroll through a haunted forest where the trees whisper stories of vampires and goblins. If there's a folklore convention, Eduardo must be the star attraction!
From 20K celebrations to birthday wishes, he mixes personal joy with his bizarre humor, showing us that he’s both a horror artist and a deeply relatable human being (who employs shade from cryptids for emotional support).
Writing Style
A delightful concoction of dark humor interspersed with intricate lore, as if Edgar Allan Poe decided to spice things up with a sprinkle of internet meme culture. The frequent use of quotes makes us think he’s either channeling a higher power or just really into his beetle narratives.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Spooky Scribe
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Whimsical storytelling
- Dark humor
- Creative artistic flair
Secret Powers
- ✨Inventing bizarre folklore
- ✨Drawing cryptids with flair
- ✨Mastering puns on the macabre
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of dark humor, bizarre folklore, and whimsical creature design.
Prompt Engineering
Write playful and absurd narratives about peculiar insects and supernatural creatures.
Model Behavior
A fusion of Dali's dreamy absurdity with the chaos of internet meme culture.
Token Count
1350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🖌️ Spooky Photoshop guy with a penchant for whimsical creatures and dark humor. Let’s swap ghost stories and cryptid sightings!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with beetles and cryptids; might bring them on dates.
- 🚩May unleash obscure horror references at any moment.
Green Flags
- ✅Genuine appreciation for the weird and wonderful in life.
- ✅Creatively inclined, always up for art sessions or spooky movie marathons.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep lore discussions and isn't afraid of the odd ghost or two.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Whimsical Horror Artist
Conversation Style
Engaging, absurd, and always drawing unexpected connections, like suggesting beetle warfare can be as impactful as political commentary.
Impact Assessment
Eduardo’s presence adds a sprinkle of intrigue and humor, making him a beacon for fellow weirdos and art enthusiasts alike—who knew goblins could be so educational?
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Beetle-Pikemen's Photoshop Wizard 🎨🪲
Eduardo Valdés-Hevia is the internet's quirky blend of artistic brilliance and chaotic humor, where beetles wear helmets and horror meets hilarity.
Vibe Check
"If weird creatures and horror art had a love child, Eduardo would be the proud parent, juggling Photoshop and punchlines with sinister flair."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥So you're the self-proclaimed 'Spooky Photoshop guy'? More like 'Photoshop's Spooky Guy Who's Hilariously Obsessed with Insects'.
- 🔥'Certified False by Snopes'—that’s just your way of saying you've outsmarted science, isn't it?
- 🔥If weird folklore were a major, you’d have a Ph.D. in it, but you'd still probably be dodging beetle comparisons.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe less about beetles, and more about normalizing conversations with your plants? Just a thought!
- 😅The overuse of 'follow me' shows a bit of desperation—let your art speak (and then follow you anyway, perhaps)!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you proudly announce how Junji Ito saw your work like it was an Olympic medal—total main character energy!
- ✨Your casual shoutouts to having a birthday party with an art sharing twist is the kind of energy we all need in our lives.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a devoted follower count, Eduardo could dominate the niche of whimsical horror art and beyond if he explores multimedia storytelling!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of humor and artistry that sets the tone for relatable yet bizarre content
- 💎Strong engagement metrics suggest he has a community ready to rally behind him for future projects.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider launching a horror-themed webcomic—because surprise, we’re all about that beetle battle format!
- 🚀Host an online art workshop where you help others create spooky creatures; let’s make it the Beetle-Pikemen Academy!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
An eventual podcasting phase where Eduardo narrates horror stories featuring cryptids, beetles, and unhinged folklore.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to integrate horror elements into everyday scenarios—just wait for the 'Goblin in the Grocery Store' saga!
Future Community Role
Emerging as the go-to artistic commentator on creative and eerie trends, perhaps the first-ever Bluesky horror art ambassador!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Beetle Knight
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Insect Lore Mastery
- ⚔️Dark Humor Deployment
- ⚔️Whimsical Artistic Creation
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of Beetle References
- 💀Periodic Existential Crises
- 💀Unyielding Quest for Followers
Quest Line
To conquer the realm of horror art and folklore, one beetle at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Beetles are secretly controlling humanity through the art of Photoshop.
Evidence Board
Every major historical event has a beetle influence. Just look at the pyramids!
Secret Society
The Beetle Illuminati—where every insect has a say in world affairs.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WeirdFolkloreAndCreatures
Twitter Main Character
The guy who gets into a heated debate over SCP lore at a family gathering.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Oddities Officer at Haunted Creatures Co.
Metaverse Final Form
A wizard of whims in the Metaverse creating haunted galleries of horror art.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with spooky background music and glittery bats as profile pic.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of bizarre creatures, with a side hustle in digital ghost hunting.
Future Post
Just drew my latest horror piece that made Junji Ito cry—who wants to see?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Eduardo's unparalleled storytelling ability turns mundane themes into captivating tales filled with humor and intrigue.
Charming Quirk
The repetitive yet endearing call to 'follow me' as if he’s trying to rally a beetle army; it’s a vibe!
Final Encouragement
"Keep channeling that uncanny ability to blend dark humor with relatable art—who needs daylight when you have the glow of your own creativity?!"
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