Recovering academic, former filmmaker, current genetic genealogist. I write speculative fiction for all ages. Stories in Haven Spec, Apex, Cast of Wonders, Voyage YA and more! Viable Paradise 2022 alum
Valerie Kemp: The Speculative Sorceress of Bluesky
A filmmaker turned genetic genealogist, casting spells through speculative fiction with a side of humor.
A quirky blend of introspective storytelling and irreverent social commentary.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Valerie's writing path is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted houseâfull of twists, turns, and occasional screams of joy when she lands a publication!
Her desire to promote the importance of libraries and foster community support is as heartfelt as a Hallmark movie, but with less cheesy music and more fierceness!
Valerie tackles complex issues like tariffs and the political climate with the confidence of a cat walking across an obstacle courseâgraceful yet unpredictable!
Writing Style
Valerieâs posts are like a well-edited indie film: thoughtful pacing, unexpected punchlines, and a satisfying payoff, even when discussing serious topics.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Storyteller with a Dash of Chaos
Keeping It Real Score
89.5%Main Character Energy
- Candid about her creative journey
- Witty commentary on social issues
- Passionate about community engagement
Secret Powers
- âšCreative world-building in fiction
- âšNavigating genealogical mysteries
- âšLeading engaging discussions in writing circles
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of speculative fiction, social commentary, and encouragement for the writing community.
Prompt Engineering
Write a compelling narrative with humor, community engagement, and introspective musings.
Model Behavior
Like an AI model trained on a mix of speculative fiction and social media banter, always ready to generate both tales and witty comebacks.
Token Count
1024
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty storyteller with a penchant for speculative fiction and a soft spot for libraries. I value creativity, community, and always have an eye out for the next great horror director to shadow!"
Red Flags
- đ©Often disappears into writing cave for weeks at a time
- đ©Public librarian, so yes, I will judge your reading choices!
- đ©Frequent existential crises about the meaning of life (specifically through speculative lenses)
Green Flags
- â Passionate about uplifting others through storytelling and community support
- â Strong opinions on tariffs and public librariesâwhat's not to love?
- â Love for spooky reads adds a delightful twist to my personality!
Perfect Match
A fellow wordsmith who thrives on creativity, believes in the power of community, and is not afraid to dive into the dark waters of horror and speculative fiction.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encourager-in-Chief of the Writing Community
Conversation Style
Her replies are like warm hugs that come with thought-provoking discussionsâperfect for cozying up with a cup of tea!
Impact Assessment
Valerie cultivates a nurturing atmosphere where writers feel safe to share their work, and her enthusiasm keeps the writing community buzzing like a well-stocked coffee shop.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Valerie Kemp: The Speculative Sorceress of Bluesky
A filmmaker turned genetic genealogist, casting spells through speculative fiction with a side of humor.
Vibe Check
"A quirky blend of introspective storytelling and irreverent social commentary."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Her handle change: one minute it's 'ValerieKempWrites', the next it's a game of 'guess who'!
- đ„When she asks for reposts, itâs like sheâs holding a talent show and everyoneâs the star!
- đ„Her award eligibility lists must be the only eligible bachelor that doesnât cause heartburn.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Tends to have a million ideas, but getting them all on paper is like herding catsâvery entertaining but not always effective!
- đ Her recycling of posts is like a nostalgic mixtape that she insists is still relevant, despite the changing times.
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen she confidently declared, "Donât self reject!" as if leading a support group of writers in crisis!
- âšHer love for libraries makes every post feel like an enthusiastic public service announcement: "Use your library! It's free therapy!"
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Valerie could evolve into the go-to resource for emerging writers, offering mentorship and guidance, like a wise wizard of the writing world!
Unique Advantages
- đDiverse background in academia and filmmaking adds unique flavor to her storytelling.
- đStrong connections within the writing community amplify her reach and influence.
Level Up Suggestions
- đMore interactive content like Q&A sessions or writing prompts would engage her followers further.
- đConsider hosting virtual writing retreats to synthesize her expertise and community vibes.
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Her social media presence could evolve into a beloved writer's hub, a cozy nook where aspiring authors find comfort and camaraderie.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make every follower feel like they have a seat at her imaginatively woven table of creativity.
Future Community Role
A community cornerstone, leading literary workshops that morph into must-attend events! Glamorously clad, of course.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Wordsmith
Special Abilities
- âïžGenerating compelling narratives from chaos
- âïžDetective-level investigative skills in genealogy
- âïžMaking social commentary with a wink
Weaknesses
- đOverthinking ideas into oblivion
- đGetting distracted by shiny new writing prompts
- đChasing an ever-elusive sense of self
Quest Line
Navigating the enchanted forest of speculative fiction while attempting to uncover the mysteries of her family tree.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Valerie is secretly a time traveler gathering tales from various historical dramas to inspire her stories.
Evidence Board
1. Persistent themes of change and transformation in her writing. 2. Her uncanny ability to comment on current social issues with historical context. 3. Insistence that libraries are time machines for knowledge and imagination.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Literary Mysteriesâenforcing the idea that every story must have hidden layers waiting to be uncovered.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/SpeculativeFictionWizardsâwhere each post is a challenge to outsmart the plot twists of one another.
Twitter Main Character
The protagonist in a viral thread about the best ways to promote your stories without being annoyingâcomplete with memes and cat gifs.
LinkedIn Title
A CEO of a non-profit supporting emerging writers, with 'Networking Ninja' as her official title.
Metaverse Final Form
An ethereal librarian in a virtual library, where readers can interact with characters and settings from her speculative worlds.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a background inspired by dark fairy tales, complete with music from The Cure, and a blog titled âValerieâs Vortex of Creativity.â
Web3 Destiny
Leading a DAO that funds indie authors and provides grants for quirky, unconventional stories, with a built-in NFT marketplace for her short stories.
Future Post
âRemember to read widely and share passionatelyâbecause the world can always use more stories...and donât forget to ice your wrist after all that typing!â
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Valerie's genuine desire to uplift others makes her a beacon of positivity in the often chaotic social media storm.
Charming Quirk
Her knack for vivid metaphors and unexpected humor keeps her followers hooked, like binge-watching a captivating series.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dazzling us with your words, Valerie! Your journey is proof that sometimes the most speculative stories have the strongest roots in reality!"
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